not the reference I was going for, but close enough! xD

"We're mighty sorry! We knew ole' Jackson here would get in a heap o' trouble wit' Bethany and her gang of sidewinders. We left in secrecy to help him, and sure enough, he was in a doozy of a mess with ole' Bethany by the time we caught up to his sorry behind. We met up with good ole' Hadley here, and we all just swooped in and saved 'im!"