Playing Halo with Crystal Tears and Pichu Luver. Random guy playing with us in the big team match decides to talk to us. He's American and is obsessed with the fact there are girls on xbox live.
Him: "So where are you all from?"
Me: "Isn't it obvious?"
Him: "No, not really... Are you black?"
Me: "No..."
Then I mention that I played a game before where someone had decided I was a transvestite, at the end I say "I don't have a penis!"
Him: "You can borrow my dick if you want to?"
Me: "Um, that's okay, I'm perfectly content without one..."
Him: "Well the offer's still there if you want to take it up."

*shudders* I just don't understand who in their right minds would find that an acceptable thing to say? And with a gamertag of "hotlovemissile"... Seriously? XD *avoids player*