Oslo's Safari Trek



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Dysfunctionland!
A dilapidated series of amusement park rides and buildings.
Who knows what you might find underneath these dusty tents and behind closed doors...

Round One Hundred Sixteen



The Murkrow stares at you, then pulls out a list. He skims up and down the page then stops and looks at you again.

"Yes, it seems we are expecting you. New employees are meant to arrive via the staff entrance, but I suppose I can let you in this way. I will have someone escort you to the backstage area. Security!"

The high pitched screech pierces your ears, and a Granbull appears at your side.

"Escort this gentleman to the backstage area and put him to work!"

The Grandbull grunts and shoves you forward. You head into the big top but get shoved quickly to the left before you can properly look inside. You are led behind the main arena and beneath the seats into a rather large room where pokemon of various shapes and sizes are bustling around practising acts and looking as stressed and busy as possible.

The Granbull stands behind you whilst you wait for someone official to turn up. In the meantime, you check out some of the acts behind the scenes.

The Fantastic Akip Chu Brothers!




The Big Top Grand Master - Sir Wobberton Bufferfett!




The Beautiful Bellossom and her Hula ʻauana Band!




A bright blue glow envelopes your line of sight and you come face to face with a grumpy looking Litwick with a clipboard.




"So you're the new janitor then? Hmm. You're not great looking, but we've had worse. Your job is simple. You clean. Doesn't matter what it is, you get rid of it. Kids that eat too much candy, you get rid of the wrappers that are stuck to the floor, you get rid of the sugary vomit that goes hard in a few seconds. There will be no bits of popcorn stuck in patron's shoes. There is no saw dust brought into the backstage. There is no trash. Anywhere. If you do a good job then you get paid. If you mess up, then you get thrown out of the park. Get to work!"

The Granbull shoves a broom into your hand and drops a bucket of soapy water at your feet before stamping off. Litwik wanders off to shout at someone else.

- Now what?