Facebook Fight! (ref needed) Kumori v Emerald

[Kumori]

So, let's make this a quick and easy 2v2 (I say quick and easy, haha). I want an interesting arena, though.

So...
Arena: It's basically a mock-up of a Facebook page. The Pokémon are inside a white box that is representative of the status box, and if they fall hard enough, they might accidentally tag a friend, or add a location, add a photo, or even say what they are doing. Every several minutes, the status that they have is posted on a dummy account. This'll make for laughs once the battle's over.

Soooo! Anyone wanna challenge a fun arena?