I actually find this quite funny.

It reminds me much of the two fics I wrote a couple years ago. 0_o They are extremely similar: "Squirtle's Trainer" and "How to Catch Wild Pokemon". Squirtle's Trainer I wrote first and it is longer and (IMO) not as funny, How to Catch Wild Pokemon I wrote next and it is much more similar to this fic. (It's mainly about cherry pits and cliches)

I might think about the possibility of maybe entering a contest to be eligible for a chance to think about possibly reposting it.

BTW, Ultra Poke, absolutely-no-sense-at-all fics DO exist, I love to write them. But to put things simply, most people hate them. I occasionaly write one, only a few people read it, some reply, and then it dies. Meh. I've given up after three years of trying, so the least I can do is support this wonderfully crazy fic.