Hmm, good thing you came up with nicknames yourself so quickly... (Perhaps my threats to call them Fluffy and Puffy accelerated that process?)

Pre-battle:

As it is, Don't Run With Scizors finds himself challenged by PojoPooka, a new but not inexperienced arrival to this particular league, who, incidentally, seems to take pleasure in aggravating the referee and demanding that she suddenly drop everything else she is doing, somehow teleport to the arena, and begin to supervise the battle immediately.

Accepting the challenge, Don't Run With Scizors unleashes two of his champions: the muscular Blitz, a confident Electabuzz who stands firmly on the ground and awaits the opposing team; and the cunning Czarnina, an eager Farfetch'd who, up to this point, has not had many chances to battle. The two nod, particularly ready to destroy something.

Brute the Mareep comes out to face them, followed by Fluffy the Gligar, who grumbles continually and wonders why his partner gets to be called Brute and he, who does not have an inch of wool on him, has to be called Fluffy. Fluffy shakes his head. Somehow he just doesn't understand his trainer's humor. Brute, on the other hand, thinks the entire business is hilarious, but he does not reveal more than a little smile, for fear of making Fluffy steam more than he already does. After all, he should be feeling guilty for his poor teammate's misfortunes... right?

Blitz: 100%, fatigue(0%)
Czarnina: 100%, fatigue(0%)

Brute: 100%, fatigue(0%)
Fluffy: 100%, fatigue(0%)

Round 1

While Brute concentrates on building up a temporarily impenetrable defense against any nasty status tricks that his opponents might throw at him, Fluffy covers by going on the offensive. He targets Czarnina with a particularly revolting ball of slime and toxic waste, only to notice, to his horror, that she cleverly maneuvers herself out of its direct line of path... and that is only half of her response. The Gligar cries out as his intended victim forms a translucent energy barrier in front of her and deflects it to his partner! Brute only now begins to shimmer with a protective aura, and when he sees the solid waste heading for him, it is too late to react. Meanwhile, Fluffy does not notice the Electabuzz who creeps up silently behind him... and when he does, Blitz is upon him, and the Gligar lies sprawled against the cold stadium floor.

Things go from bad to worse. Within moments, Blitz's fist sparkles with blue frost, and Fluffy feels his captor's icy wrath. From this inconvenient position, the poor Gligar can't really move, either, and, consequently, can't conjure up several images to hide himself very well. He tries to struggle free, but it's no use; Blitz has him pinned firmly. Meanwhile, Czarnina watches with amusement as her body double twitches so convincingly under the influence of Brute's static electricity. Her copy is a good actress.

Before Brute knows it, Czarnina lurks behind him, wielding her magical leek. Showing no mercy whatsoever, she digs her weapon into the unexpecting Mareep's side just as he leaps at Blitz. With a cry, Brute realizes that it is never a good idea to try and flatten an Electabuzz who is many times his size... With Fluffy thrown into him, the seventeen pound Brute is hurled through the air and squashed under his partner's one hundred and forty-three pounds when they land. Both get up with an agonized groan. When Brute turns to see who gave him his bloody gash, though, Czarnina is out of sight.

Blitz: 100%, fatigue(19%)
Czarnina: 91%, Substitute(9%), fatigue(17%)

Brute: 60%(Damage Caps), has a gash in his left side, Safeguard active(3 actions), fatigue(14%)
Fluffy: 60%(Damage Caps), fatigue(10%)

Let's just say friendly fire is nasty, as are 4x weaknesses.