Quotes From a Nuthouse

[shatteredcrystalice]

ShatteredCrystalIce:: Hi

ShatteredCrystalIce:: I was ranting over a ad

ShatteredCrystalIce:: You do know they put water on the lip gloss thingy for Jennifer Lopez "Glow Kit" do you?

ShatteredCrystalIce:: They even threw in light effects!

ShatteredCrystalIce:: And her perfume is so-so belive me I tried it. The sample one in that cousmtics store

ShatteredCrystalIce:: Heh, she's behind a shower glass

ShatteredCrystalIce:: No lipstick... just lip liner

ShatteredCrystalIce:: Oh and her eyes are red, she didn't get any sleep, did she

ShatteredCrystalIce:: oh and the bottle for her perfume is half full or half empty

ShatteredCrystalIce:: THere is light effect, and you can see she's pressing her finger agensit the glass

ShatteredCrystalIce:: Now the background for her glow kit looks FAKE. Badly, badly done in photoshop I might say. "4 ways to look gorgeous"? You just gave me one way and you want me to pay 36 bucks?

ShatteredCrystalIce:: The "get the look" font was done in Microsoft pain HANDDRAWN. "Yours for 36 bucks?" How could it be mine? Your selling it. It's not mine. FOR For... Do you mean that your giving my makeup to money tha dousint move after I trade it with you?! LIER!!!!

ShatteredCrystalIce:: Eau De Toilette spray"? I thought her perfume name was GLOW

ShatteredCrystalIce:: The Shadows are wrong, and if the light was that bright, it wourld be darker.

ShatteredCrystalIce:: And the lip gloss tilting like that? It wourld of fallen by now. Perfume rip off from her Glow ad. BUT.. you can't see the inside of the cap in the GLOW ad! But you can in the GLow kit!!!!

ShatteredCrystalIce:: Ok

ShatteredCrystalIce:: Please, SOMEONE comment on this

dudeman007:: thats weird

Archonn 21:: I dunno what to say

ShatteredCrystalIce:: XD

[Cheesey]

daShiRa X: why is that dog climbing a tree
daShiRa X: o_O
Kuro Denryuu: o_O
LinkSocarina2002: :O
LinkSocarina2002: is it humping it?
Myste Me Again: O_o
Shadow Djinn 8: o0
daShiRa X: no
daShiRa X: it's actually climbing it
Shadow Djinn 8: Matt you perv >:o
LinkSocarina2002: :o

[Lady Vulpix]

Just a silly quote.

darkprince dk: Hi Matt.
LinkSocarina2002: hi everyone but darkprince*
darkprince dk: Matt you, YOU! >
LinkSocarina2002: im a you?

[Lady Vulpix]

Some more.

daShiRa X: i could use you right now actually
daShiRa X: come here!
daShiRa X: :-*
Aipom of Doom: i'm in shorts and a tshirt now :O
The heatpack: *jumps from Becca to Ashlea*
Charizard04621 entró al chat.
The heatpack: Karin :-*
Aipom of Doom: :o
Lady Vulpix G: Hi, Karin!
x St Anger1825 x: look it's Karin :O
Charizard04621: who the heck is that?
Aipom of Doom: lol
x St Anger1825 x: *flee*
Aipom of Doom: it's the heatpack
The heatpack: It's Ashlea's heatpack
Lady Vulpix G: The heatpak.
Charizard04621: thanks, that's very useful.
Lady Vulpix G: I intentionally ommitted the c.
daShiRa X: the heatpack is talking in 3rd person. what's next?
Aipom of Doom: it's zak
The heatpack: noooo
Aipom of Doom: but he transformed into a heatpack
The heatpack: The Heatpak is my father
Charizard04621: *sighs*
Lady Vulpix G: XD
Aipom of Doom: because he's horny and wants girls to hold him
darkprince dk: Hi Karin.
Aipom of Doom: hi Karin btw XD
The heatpack: no thanks
LinkSocarina2002: matt back :o
Charizard04621: I never understand what goes on in here
Lady Vulpix G: XD
Aipom of Doom: no one does Karin

The heatpack: well I actually am a human heatpack
x St Anger1825 x: Warm me up ;D
The heatpack: I spend hours by the heater in my room... I'm sensitive to coldness :/
darkprince dk: Something tells me Karin doesn't like ummmm that much...
LinkSocarina2002: warm me up, zakky :-*
darkprince dk: Yeah right. Who are you really?
The heatpack: I only warm Kayla up
LinkSocarina2002: what if im kayla :o...
Aipom of Doom: in what way, Zak :o
LinkSocarina2002: he warms up her clit? :o
Aipom of Doom: no Zak
x St Anger1825 x: heatpack ;-) warm mne
Aipom of Doom: no thanks
The heatpack: =/
x St Anger1825 x: me*
The heatpack: *warms Nate*
Aipom of Doom: ;o
LinkSocarina2002: heatpack :-* warm me
x St Anger1825 x: woo

And a quote from a Nutcase.

CMS Nutcase: nate fue en la cama de ashlea anoche
Lady Vulpix G: Actually, that meant "nate went in Ashlea's bed last night", but that doesn't sound like he went into her bed. It sounds more like he peed in her bed.
Y o Y o 2 3 8: Nathan hizdayen im Ashlea etmol b'laila b'mita

And one with Hunter.

aragornbird: That's my real name
Lady Vulpix G: Oh!
Lords Archangel: were buds
Lords Archangel: so i know his name
CMS Nutcase: *looks around for a female to hump
Lady Vulpix G: I thought you were afraid to tell it.
Lords Archangel: *pose*
aragornbird: Well, he asked me
CMS Nutcase: *
Lady Vulpix G: So did I and you just said "call me AB".
Lords Archangel: that was on the forums
aragornbird: But lI like AB
Lords Archangel: dont use his name on he forums right?
Lords Archangel: *the
aragornbird: Besides, it's easier to relate AB to aragornbird
Lady Vulpix G: Ok, just don't make the mistake of considering me a bigger threat than Hunter.
aragornbird: I won't ^_^
Lords Archangel: >:o I TAKE THAT AS AN INSULT
Lords Archangel: lol

And yet one more.

Lady Vulpix G: How do I know when you get to the control pannel?
LittlePikachuTPM: Eerr... What?
Lady Vulpix G: "Aipom of Doom: gabi can you ask suzie to make the subforum when she gets to the control panel :o"
LittlePikachuTPM: Oh, you have to be psychic to know when I'm in there.
Lady Vulpix G: I am, but not that good.
LittlePikachuTPM: Like Otto
Lady Vulpix G: Otto's not psychic. He's just stoned.
LittlePikachuTPM: I think maybe that helps
x St Anger1825 x: lol
kimmimuffin62: el oh el
darkprince dk: I wonder what kind of nuts are found in the topic "Quotes from a Nuthouse"...
Lady Vulpix G: You. :-P
x St Anger1825 x: Yup.
darkprince dk: If I'm nutty, and I'm allergic to nuts, I must be allergic to myself... =-O
LinkSocarina2002: =-O
Lady Vulpix G: Someone else post that one. I've already posted a lot today.
x St Anger1825 x: so that's why you're always ornery ;o
kimmimuffin62: yay, darkprince is gonna die of an allergic reaction! :D
LinkSocarina2002: you like nut
darkprince dk: 'dies'
darkprince dk: :-[
LinkSocarina2002: whats a wightmak
darkprince dk: That's the first username I had at TPM...
darkprince dk: I didn't like it.
x St Anger1825 x: EVERYONE BUT WIGHTMAK!
LinkSocarina2002: so then we could say: everyone but wightmak>?
LinkSocarina2002: nate >:o

[Moonlight Espeon]

xDD A quote seriously involving me.

[12:40] Kuro Denryuu: Kelly and Trillian 4eva oO
[12:40] darkpyromagician: yup
[12:40] darkpyromagician: :D
[12:40] Kuro Denryuu: Kelly you can't... you know... uh... eject :x
[12:40] darkpyromagician: because trillian is mad sexy
[12:40] darkpyromagician: :o
[12:40] darkpyromagician: ew :x
[12:40] darkpyromagician: but me and trillian can have little microchip babies!
[12:40] darkpyromagician: :D
[12:40] Kuro Denryuu: ;o
[12:40] darkpyromagician: ..if trillian is female
[12:40] xSt Anger 1825x: ew
[12:40] darkpyromagician: x.x
[12:40] xSt Anger 1825x: Trillian is male
[12:40] xSt Anger 1825x: you ******
[12:40] darkpyromagician: *breaks up with trillian*
[12:40] Kuro Denryuu: Kelly wants gay computer sechs :o
[12:41] Kuro Denryuu: Kelly's gonna hit on Adium now :O
[12:41] darkpyromagician: :O
[12:41] darkpyromagician: aduim is female?
[12:41] xSt Anger 1825x: *hits on AIM* :-*
[12:41] xSt Anger 1825x: AIM is female
[12:41] Kuro Denryuu: *hits Nate* >:O
[12:41] xSt Anger 1825x: cuz it's always PMSing
[12:41] xSt Anger 1825x: 8-)
[12:41] darkpyromagician: ADIUM IS FEMALE
[12:41] darkpyromagician: :D!
[12:41] darkpyromagician: *has sex with adium*
[12:41] dashirax: ;_;
[12:41] Kuro Denryuu: o
[12:41] Kuro Denryuu: o_o*
[12:41] xSt Anger 1825x: *Hits on Ashlea* 8-)
[12:41] Kuro Denryuu: Stupid Enter key >=/
[12:41] darkpyromagician: I'm a cyberwhore!
[12:41] darkpyromagician: XD
[12:42] xSt Anger 1825x: yes you are

lmao.

[Systematic Revolution]

x St Anger1825 x: And Danny wants Tina :-)
cruption5: Yes
Aipom of Doom: I do :O

[Jay]

x St Anger1825 x: And Danny wants Tina :-)
cruption5: Yes
Aipom of Doom: I do :O

[shatteredcrystalice]

Metal 2:: finally. >>

Metal 2:: *hides*

ShatteredCrystalIce:: *hugs Virus*

ShatteredCrystalIce:: DIE VIRUS DIE

ShatteredCrystalIce:: *hugs Virus*

Ruby Kitsune:: O_O ..... mweh....?

#Squishie:: *clings to a wall and then utters the magical word "fnord" to teleport somewhere far away*

Acrio the Fox:: She's mad that she loves him.

ShatteredCrystalIce:: Yes

Ruby Kitsune:: yup.

#Squishie:: She's mad anyway

Metal 2:: oo

Ruby Kitsune:: o.o

ShatteredCrystalIce:: oo

ShatteredCrystalIce:: Look! that's what "Metal 2" said!

ShatteredCrystalIce:: o.o

Ruby Kitsune:: o.o?

Metal 2:: :O

ShatteredCrystalIce:: Look! That's what "Ruby Kitsune" said! she said "o.o"

Metal 2:: oo

ShatteredCrystalIce:: :d

Metal 2:: @_@

ShatteredCrystalIce:: ahhahahaha

ShatteredCrystalIce:: *hugs Virus*

#Squishie:: -__-;

Ruby Kitsune:: I gotta go. Bai bai! ^_^

ShatteredCrystalIce:: Bye!

Metal 2:: aww

Metal 2:: byes

Acrio the Fox:: Bye.

Ruby Kitsune left

#Squishie:: Later Ms RK!

ShatteredCrystalIce:: I gotta bail my friends outta jail

#Squishie:: You go do that

ShatteredCrystalIce:: they spend their time photograhphing ink.

ShatteredCrystalIce:: Like I said

ShatteredCrystalIce:: Crazy hentai ink fans they are

#Squishie:: Did you say hentai?

#Squishie:: o_o

ShatteredCrystalIce:: Yes

ShatteredCrystalIce:: It's not like they're crazy or anything

ShatteredCrystalIce:: What? Is something wrong?

#Squishie:: No.

ShatteredCrystalIce:: okay

Spyke teh Echidna:: o.o

ShatteredCrystalIce:: Hi! I'm Shattered Crystal Ice! Shattered Crystal Ice the Echinda!

#Squishie:: ???

Spyke teh Echidna:: oooooooooooooookay

ShatteredCrystalIce:: Looks like some of my friends got into jail

#Squishie:: Echinda?

#Squishie:: XD

ShatteredCrystalIce:: Typo

#Squishie:: I know.

#Squishie:: You're incredibly random, SCI.

ShatteredCrystalIce:: Well, it's up to me to save them. I don't know how they got in there!

ShatteredCrystalIce:: Come'on Cream! You be on the lookout for cops while Chesse trys to hack into G.U.N.'s top serect files!

#Squishie:: Another typo, SCI.

ShatteredCrystalIce:: I know I do alot of typos! But I'll be on my way

ShatteredCrystalIce:: *hourz passes by*

ShatteredCrystalIce:: Looks like Amy got ahead of me

#Squishie:: Man, I've really got to save some of the crazy stuff you say here.

Tails2k joined

ShatteredCrystalIce:: Then do that!

Tails2k:: Respect

Spyke teh Echidna left

#Squishie:: Yo Mr T!

ShatteredCrystalIce:: hI

Tails2k:: Respect

#Squishie:: That's what I'm talkin 'bout

Acrio the Fox:: Hiya Tailsey. ^^

Exception in appendMsg(): java.lang.NullPointerException: SurfaceData is NULL or native ops missing

#Squishie:: Respect, bro.

Tails2k: Respect

#Squishie: Yo

Acrio the Fox: o.o *pokes Tailsey*

Acrio the Fox: Something the matter?

Tails2k: Nothing realy

Acrio the Fox: So you've just gone crazy?

#Squishie: *continues listening to 'Pretty Green Eyes'*

Tails2k: Yes

Acrio the Fox: Okay. ^^

Metal 2: o.o

ShatteredCrystalIce: *hugs Dead Virus*

[Lady Vulpix]

Dark Bahamut 526: :<
Lady Vulpix G: Hi, Dark Bahamut!
darkpyromagician: hi
darkpyromagician: oops
darkpyromagician: wrong screen name
darkpyromagician: XD
Lady Vulpix G: Lol!
crA IG Tp M: LOL!
Dark Bahamut 526: Damn. I blew it.
Dark Bahamut 526: XD

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TheFridgeMan0wns: They dont call me the pocket rocket for nothing y'know...
xSt Anger1825x: lmao
kimmimuffin69: jerk
Lady Vulpix G: You fit in a pocket, John?
TheFridgeMan0wns: Uh
TheFridgeMan0wns: a very big pocket that is
TheFridgeMan0wns: Gabi you're one of the very few people who ever call me John. :/
Lady Vulpix G: Isn't that your name?
kimmimuffin69: ill call you john
xSt Anger1825x: sup John 8-)
TheFridgeMan0wns: Yes
K rA M aS o Ra L: lol
K rA M aS o Ra L: Gabi is the only normal person in here though :-)
Lady Vulpix G: Then why don't people call you by your name?
TheFridgeMan0wns: But about 80% of my MSN list call me Boris so I kinda forgot my name the other day.. man that was embarrassing.
crA IG Tp M: you forgot your name???
TheFridgeMan0wns: I'm registered as Boris Bronzie at a forum and the Boris stuck.
crA IG Tp M: i wish i could forget my name
TheFridgeMan0wns: Yeah, Ithought it was Boris, then I realised it wasnt.. so it took me awhile o remember what it was.

[Cheesey]

darkprince dk: I wish I knew how to tell if a Fanbite monster (a blue locust) is about to kill someone instantly...

Sometimes I wonder on how and why he thinks up these sorts of things... o_o

[Cheesey]

cruption 5: Darkprince's C u m Castle
darkprince dk: 'locks Jay inside'

[Lady Vulpix]

darkprince dk: If someone gives Otto an "L", you think he might become the first human gambling place?
darkprince dk: Gabi?
Lady Vulpix G: Sorry, phone.
darkprince dk: It's okay. Otto + L= Lotto.

x Black Illusion: *back with some wine*
x Black Illusion: Want some, Suzie 8-)
Simon0dewhursT: I will take some Suzie!
Simon0dewhursT: And some wine :-*

[Darkmaster Kagemusha]

**Sighs and points to all his previous warnings**

<Sorcerer_Li> Silence is rusty....
* Anne_Marie pokes the rust
* Soldier watches the rusty silence crumble.
* Anne_Marie inches away oO;
<Blice> anne! you broke it!
<Blice> >:O
<Blice> you broke tha silence!
* Anne_Marie glances at Blice "Would you like me to break something else?"
* Blice is offended... yet strangly aroused by that coment
<Anne_Marie> oO;
<Anne_Marie> How is that comment arousing?
<Anne_Marie> ><;
<Anne_Marie> Nvm... I don't want to know...

<Shinu> -goes off to maim the nice people at Haven until they accept her-

<Shinu> Aeris: "Have sex, dammit!"
<Shinu> Leo: *looks slightly disturbed from walking in on that*
<Shinu> ...
<Shinu> Leo: "So you're getting freak chocobos through inbreeding?!"
<Shinu> Aeris: Well, I would be if...THEY'D JUST HAVE SEX ALREADY!

<Maeglin> WARKWARK
<Shinu> WOOHOO!

<Rinna> ~Doot dee doot dee doo~ ~I feel like Stabbin' to-night, Stabbin' tooooo-night~

* Maeglin is now known as Chibeh-Kage
<Chibeh-Kage> I am Mini Shadow, hear me roar!
* Chibeh-Kage squeeks

<Chi> Square: For the love of God, Circle! Don't do it! Think of the children!!
<Chi> Circle: .... hmmmm....
<Chi> Square: For the love of God! Stop thinking of the children!
<Chi> Square: Sicko..

<Shinu> ...last name in ***.
<Shinu> need one
<Shinu> only one i can think of is Ichijoji...(Digimon) X x
<Maeglin> Bokkai
<Shinu> ...O o
<Shinu> Bonzai?
<Shinu> >>;
<Maeglin> Noooo
<Maeglin> Bokkai
<Shinu> XD
<Maeglin> Bonzai is something my mom wants to do
<Shinu> ...i have one
<Shinu> ^ ^
<Shinu> i'm the only one in my family who can grow anything. >>;;
<Shinu> mom kills fake plants.
<Shinu> ..
<Shinu> >>;
<Maeglin> lol
<Maeglin> I can see it now
<Maeglin> Your Mom: "EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIES!!!!!" **Everyone backs a step away**
<Shinu> ...
<Shinu> Actually, what she says is "Everything I touch turns to sh*t."
<Shinu> ...basically the same effect

* Sasuke falls over and just...lays there..
<Sasuke> hmm
<Sasuke> I wonder...
<Pirotesse> no. ._.;
<Sasuke> what?
* Sasuke blinks
<Pirotesse> whatever your thinkling
<Sasuke> uhh...I was thinking???
<Pirotesse> i guess?
<Sasuke> QUIT BEING IN MY HEAD!
<Pirotesse> >.>;
<Sasuke> X-X;1
<Sasuke> ! *
<Sasuke> whipped cream..
* Sasuke shudders
<Pirotesse> x.X
<Pirotesse> hotdogs..
* Pirotesse coughs
<Sasuke> whip..
* Sasuke gags
<Pirotesse> pickles.
<Pirotesse> pickles and icecream, with a side of meatballs
<Pirotesse> oh! and a doughnut
* Pirotesse nods
<Pirotesse> >.>;
* Sasuke snorts as she laughs
<Pirotesse> at least i didnt say bananna
<Pirotesse> ...thermomiter..
* Ashram twitches
<Pirotesse> what
<Pirotesse> o_o;
<Pirotesse> o_o;
<Pirotesse> eek
<Pirotesse> ill shut up now..
<Pirotesse> -coughfrenchfrycough-
<Sasuke> Not the...french fries!
* Sasuke dies X-x;
<Ashram> I dun think I even wanna know
<Pirotesse> its an inside joke hon
* Ashram blinks
<Pirotesse> VERY inside joke
<Pirotesse> x.X;
<Ashram> Can I be very inside yet?
<Pirotesse> uhm.,..
<Pirotesse> think pervertedly?
<Ashram> I already do THAT
<Pirotesse> then you would understand
<Pirotesse> ^_^

<Chi> -falls over-
<Chi> -explodes-
<Chi> ~!*'SpLoDy*!~
<Ashram> We caught someone on fire in Chemistry today
<Shinu> ...i painted on myself in art..
<Ashram> ...but...the fire went splody
<Shinu> i never said the paint din

<Shinu> -finds corner- ... -finds Dr. Hobo's brain- ... -eats with a spoon-

* Chibi-Ryoko clings to Bell and points to Inuyasha "Ear attack!"
* Tsuzuki nods!
<Tsuzuki> Yesh!
* Inuyasha gahs and runs
* Tsuzuki chases after Inu-kun and tackles him n____n

[Dark Dragonite]

DarkDragoniteTPM: darkpyromagician: I'm reading hentai so I won't reply for a while
darkpyromagician: I didn't say hentai now did I
DarkDragoniteTPM: yes you did
darkpyromagician: duh

[Lady Vulpix]

LinkSocarina2002: ya know pizza is good but it gives really bad heartburn
Lady Vulpix G: Pizza has never burnt my heart.
Aipom of Doom: lol
Lords Archangel: thats qwhy no one will barttle him
x Black Illusion: Bonny :>
LinkSocarina2002: you know what i mean gabi :<
Lords Archangel: it burns your throat
Aipom of Doom: *sticks a molten pizza slice into matt*
Aipom of Doom: Now it really burns your heart >=D

[Dark Dragonite]

x Black Illusion: lol tha'ts ni**er than my tv
NOTE: *=g
Nate, racist??

[Systematic Revolution]

kiss my *** steve ;(

http://www.cotswoldwildlifepark.co.u...nkey-small.jpg

Edit: I freed my black ***. Here's my white ***. http://www.parks.it/parco.nazionale....oto/fauna.jpeg

[Dark Dragonite]

x Black Illusion: replied, Steve 8-)
Sableye DG: XD
DarkDragoniteTPM: a black *** no less
DarkDragoniteTPM: =-O
DarkDragoniteTPM: stop enslaving blacks
x Black Illusion: ..
x Black Illusion: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LOOK FOR AN ALBINO DONKEY?
DarkDragoniteTPM: I win
DarkDragoniteTPM: yes, yes I would
DarkDragoniteTPM: then when you edit, you must put: EDIT: I freed my black ***
Sableye DG: ...
x Black Illusion: http://www.parks.it/parco.nazionale....oto/fauna.jpeg AHA MOTHER****ER

[Lady Vulpix]

Lady Vulpix G: Just a joke, sorry. And a bad one, but I realized that after I clicked. Hi, anyway.
Lady Vulpix G: It's nice to see you two on at the same time.
TLKsNala98: how is everyone?
ManachuBoy: XD waht are yuo talking about, Gabi?
Lady Vulpix G: XD
Lady Vulpix G: I'm fine, thanks. And you?
TLKsNala98: good.
TLKsNala98: jaw isn't as sore today ^^
ManachuBoy: I'm pretty good meself, just got over a nasty flu-ish bug
Lady Vulpix G: Oh, that's good to hear. :-)
Lady Vulpix G: Oh, wiat. If Ade is cmpoeting, I cna try too.
Lady Vulpix G: It's hrdaer thna I thuoght.
TLKsNala98: ok, i'm condused ^^;;
TLKsNala98: confused*
Lady Vulpix G: That's it, Amy. :-D
Lady Vulpix G: It's a typo competition.
ManachuBoy: No yuo cant I am teh bestist typiosit
ManachuBoy: <ozzy voice>****ing hell, I even managed to slip in a typo I didn't mean to there! @_@;;;</ozzy voice>

[Kyl3]

BabyGurlDee90: hi people
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: hello world
PhatMattL: ]yooooooo
PhatMattL: wat up
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: nothing
PhatMattL: was
BabyGurlDee90: the sky
PhatMattL: wats* really good
BabyGurlDee90: candy
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: chocolate
PhatMattL: nop
PhatMattL: worng
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: what?
PhatMattL: yoo kyle i,m not gona see u 4 a month and as
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: wth?
PhatMattL: half*
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: why?
PhatMattL: bahams
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: When u leaving?
BabyGurlDee90: 2morrow is his last day
PhatMattL: in 2 weeks
PhatMattL: yeah
BabyGurlDee90: :'(
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: I'll miss you
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: :'<
PhatMattL: ill miss u 2 diana
PhatMattL: lol
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: WHAT ABOUT ME U @$$
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: lol
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: j/k
PhatMattL: dont worry i wont miss u
PhatMattL: lol
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: *shrug* ok
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: but i will
PhatMattL: yoo i gots 2 eat so ur beat
BabyGurlDee90: wwwwwooooooooowwwww (KYLE)
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: what?
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: I miss my friends 2
BabyGurlDee90: 696969696969
PhatMattL: yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: wth is that
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: where is that
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: WHY is that
PhatMattL: ur scarein m
PhatMattL: e
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: diana where did u see that
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: ?
PhatMattL: peace
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: Bye :'(
*** PhatMattL has left the chat.
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: Diana
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: WHERE DID U SEE THAT lol
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: or u just typed it
BabyGurlDee90: see what
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: those 69's
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: dark thoughts are starting 2 run thru my mind
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: USUALLY
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: that means... those 2 evil words that you NEVER say on the internet
BabyGurlDee90: 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: do you know what 69 means in real life or in cyberspace
BabyGurlDee90: no
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: in cyberspace...
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: 69 means
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: im not gonna type those 2 words
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: youll call me a perv
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: in real life it means sex
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: unless u want me 2 say those evil words
BabyGurlDee90: yeah
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: in cyberspace
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: (sometimes
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: 69 means
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: that
WhAtIsThIsCuBe: someone wants to cyber u
*** BabyGurlDee90 has left the chat.

BabyGurlDee90 is my ex 2.

[Swinubman53]

quick quote from random IM'ing

Fuzzylogic53: I can't IM Jose
Gameman202: he got distracted
Gameman202: Something shiney must have crossed his path

[Jay]

You have just entered room "ummmm."
astunex: I accidentally entered 'Cummmm' =|

I got told to post it, hehe.

[Systematic Revolution]

LittlePikachuTPM: What one?
LittlePikachuTPM: Thats better :>
xSt Anger1825x: YOU RUINED SUZIE'S FONT
Sableye DG: :o
xSt Anger1825x: YOU TART
LittlePikachuTPM: It is the dame font as mine I think
xSt Anger1825x: IT IS
xSt Anger1825x: And you ruined suzie's with it
LittlePikachuTPM: Her color will change back when she returns
xSt Anger1825x: 'kay
LittlePikachuTPM: You silly billy
xSt Anger1825x: ...
xSt Anger1825x: That was the single most homosexual thing I have ever heard in my entire earthly existence.

Note: Simon is on Suzie's name.

[VirtualPlay]

Interesting...

[13:11:35] xSt Anger1825x: !8ball is sean a homosexual?
[13:11:36] TPMBot: xstanger1825x: All signs point to yes...
[13:11:38] Kaotix2K3: !8ball is Nate gay?
[13:11:38] TPMBot: kaotix2k3: Totally yes.

[Perfect Chaos]

Originally posted by VirtualPlay
Interesting...

[13:11:35] xSt Anger1825x: !8ball is sean a homosexual?
[13:11:36] TPMBot: xstanger1825x: All signs point to yes...
[13:11:38] Kaotix2K3: !8ball is Nate gay?
[13:11:38] TPMBot: kaotix2k3: Totally yes.

Kaotix2K3: !8ball is Mike gay for posting what he posted?
TPMBot: kaotix2k3: All signs point to yes...

owned

[Dark Dragonite]

darkprince dk: Who is the random?
DarkDragoniteTPM: some fat guy
DarkDragoniteTPM: ?
dashira x: stever!!
DarkDragoniteTPM: what?
dashira x: teh beaver
DarkDragoniteTPM: it says "fat" "man"
DarkDragoniteTPM: has to be a random fat guy
FaTsDaMaN712: dark dragonytez ***en gay wuh kinda sn is dat u ***en pokemon frek!!
DarkDragoniteTPM: LOL
FaTsDaMaN712 has left the room.
DarkDragoniteTPM: someone is not hooked on phonics
xSt Anger1825x: that person spelled four words right
dashira x: i r disturbed
xSt Anger1825x: dark, gay, is, pokemon
xSt Anger1825x: didn't count 'kinda' cuz it's not really a word ;o

DarkDragoniteTPM: On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
xSt Anger1825x: lmao
SkiinKris: interesting
kimmimuffin62: On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." <~ raise your hand if you've tried this.....
xSt Anger1825x: *raises hand*
SkiinKris: lol

Users Browsing this Forum: Everyone But Darkprince

dashira x: for these pants
DarkDragoniteTPM: if you're too skinny, stop going potty
dashira x: i am too skinny
DarkDragoniteTPM: eat
dashira x: because they keep falling off
DarkDragoniteTPM: fast food
dashira x: no :<
DarkDragoniteTPM: ...
xSt Anger1825x: *Eats Steve*
DarkDragoniteTPM: I am not fast
xSt Anger1825x: But you're definitely easy.
LinkSocarina2002: im back ;o
xSt Anger1825x: yay?
LinkSocarina2002: :<
xSt Anger1825x: :<
dashira x: supposedly i look easy :<
DarkDragoniteTPM: I never said anything about easy
DarkDragoniteTPM: =-O
dashira x: but then you actually talk to me
DarkDragoniteTPM: maybe it's the pants falling off thing
xSt Anger1825x: lolol
dashira x: heh
dashira x: i dunno
LinkSocarina2002: whos pants are falling off =-O

DarkDragoniteTPM: !name my lover
TPMBot: darkdragonitetpm: fixxxr15
dashira x: :x
Y o Y o 2 3 8: !mistletoe
Merenwen581: =-O
DarkDragoniteTPM: =-O
LinkSocarina2002: =-O
TPMBot: yoyo238: thecrownedknight
dashira x: oh no
xSt Anger1825x: STEVE >
dashira x: our secret is out :x

[Systematic Revolution]

LinkSocarina2002: !name my secret lover ;o
TPMBot: linksocarina2002: fumidasukoto
LinkSocarina2002: rsioapgjergaerg
LinkSocarina2002: ierjga
xSt Anger1825x: LOLOLOL!!!!!!!
LinkSocarina2002: aiijr

I KNEW IT!

[Systematic Revolution]

omegaraptor007: i'm going to type with my p e n i s now
xSt Anger1825x: k
omegaraptor007: fgb fhd.jl; lj
xSt Anger1825x: hi p e n i s
omegaraptor007: hi

lol priceless

[Cheesey]

You have just entered room "ummmm."
dashira x: *kisses*
Kuro Denryuu: o_o
User Of Sarcasm: hi chris
dashira x: O_O
Aipom of Doom: XD

[Kyl3]

Originally posted by Cheesey
You have just entered room "ummmm."
dashira x: *kisses*
Kuro Denryuu: o_o
User Of Sarcasm: hi chris
dashira x: O_O
Aipom of Doom: XD

LOLOLOLOLOLOL ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! That is one of the best

[Darkmaster Kagemusha]

Again, refer to all my previous warnings. And just so you know, Nightshade and Pirotesse are girls and I'm Okkyr. That information may come in handy in the later quotes :P

<Nightshade`> this nightshade happens to be a female
<SirRunOn> oooh
* SirRunOn checks out nightshade's plumbing
<SirRunOn> I see your right
* Seribi backhands SRO
<SirRunOn> nice plumbing that it is
<SirRunOn> hmm
<Nightshade`> ...
<Nightshade`> NO TOUCHY THERE!
<Paige_Matthews> >/
<Nightshade`> o_x
<Seribi> .k SirRunOn come on man.. little more class...
* Nightshade` puts a sign around her waist saying "No Touchy Without Permission"
* Okkyr chuckles "Do I have permission?"
<Nightshade`> lol permission granted *s******s*
<Okkyr> :P
<Nightshade`> only you gots permission to touchy
<Okkyr> Ooooo, shibby
<Okkyr> I feel speshul
<Nightshade`> you should
* Okkyr bows "We're not worthy!"

* Dyne puts a mistletoe above Nightshade` and sees her response
* Nightshade` burns it
<Dyne> ghghtrhrhg
<Pirotesse> she's mine!
* Pirotesse pushes Dyne away ;_;
* Pirotesse clings to nightshade
<Dyne> :P
* Pirotesse hisses
<Nightshade`> mistletoe = evil. >>;
* Nightshade` clings to Piro
* Okkyr blinks and clings to Nightshade` "And I this time, Piro, I thought she was mine"
<Dyne> lol
<Pirotesse> ooooo Okkyr your infor it
<Pirotesse> hands off
* Pirotesse hisses
* Okkyr growls
* Nightshade` gets confused
* Pirotesse thwaps him over the head with a rolled up news paper
* Okkyr picks Piro up and duct tapes her to the wall
<Pirotesse> weee.... look! i can see my house from here!
<Pirotesse> O.O!
* Nightshade` finds this very amusing
* Pirotesse untapes herself from the wall
* Pirotesse takes out a spork and a desert spoon
<Nightshade`> o_o
<Pirotesse> ohhhh okkyrrrrr :D
* Okkyr squeaks and clings to the ceiling
<Okkyr> That's not fair!
<Pirotesse> is too!
<Nightshade`> phear the almighty spork.
* Nightshade` buys a puppy and calls him Spork
<Shadow> ....
<Nightshade`> no asky
<Pirotesse> you like sporks, duncha Nightshade?
<Nightshade`> hai. sporks are cool
<Pirotesse> sporks are awsome
<Nightshade`> i know ^^ sporks rule
* Pirotesse marries a living spork named Okkyr
<Pirotesse> :)
<Nightshade`> o_o
<Nightshade`> ...Okkyr be moine...
* Okkyr blinks
<Pirotesse> nuh uh
<Okkyr> I'm confoosed
<Nightshade`> yeah huh
<Pirotesse> nuhh uhhhh
* Dyne nuzzles piro and keeps her warm :)
* Pirotesse nuzzles back and purrs
<Pirotesse> :)
<Dyne> :)
<Pirotesse> :D
* Pirotesse sits in Dyne's lap, snuggling "woot."
* Dyne pets piro gently, scratching her neck lightly, "yay" :D
* Pirotesse giggles "meow."
* Pirotesse is Dyne's pet now :)
* Dyne nods
<Okkyr> Nuuu, Piro, I thought you were my pet
<Pirotesse> o.o!!!
<Dyne> I stole her away from you >:)
* Dyne gives Piro a Lollypop
* Okkyr growls angrily at Dyne
* Nightshade` feels unlurved ;_;
* Pirotesse licks it and giggles, then looks at the two "boys boys, theres plenty of me to go around :) "
* Okkyr hugs Nightshade` "You're lurved too"
* Pirotesse clings to her darling Dyne
* Nightshade` hugs Okkyr back ^ ^
<Nightshade`> *feels lurved now*
<Pirotesse> o.O;
* Pirotesse lurves Nightshade too!
<Nightshade`> ^^ *lurves Piro too*
<Pirotesse> wee!
* Pirotesse nuzzles
* Pirotesse lurvs her Okkyr more though >.>
* Dyne looks at Okkyr
<Dyne> ...so...dead
<Nightshade`> he's moi Okkyr, Piro
<Pirotesse> nuh uh!
<Nightshade`> yeah huh!
<Bjork> ..
<Bjork> HES MINE
<Bjork> ANYTHING WITH A ***** , BELONGS TO ME
* Nightshade` clings to Okkyr "Moine!"
* Pirotesse pulls okkyr's shirt up and points to his tatoo that says "Property of Piro"
<Pirotesse> see!!!!
* Pirotesse steals Okkyr away
<Nightshade`> ...
<Nightshade`> he's mine, dimmit!
<Pirotesse> fine!
<Okkyr> You two can share
* Nightshade` steals him back
* Pirotesse steals Dyne away then
<Nightshade`> oki this works
<Nightshade`> *clings to Okkyr*
* Pirotesse clings to Dyne
* Okkyr clings to Nightshade`
* Dyne clings back :D
<Pirotesse> XD!
* Bjork grabs Okkyr's ***
<Bjork> EXCUSE ME SIR
<Nightshade`> ...
<Okkyr> YIPE!
<Nightshade`> *hisses at Bjork* hands off, girlie
* Bjork shakes Okkyr
* Pirotesse steals Okkyr and gropes his butt >.>;
<Bjork> too late
<Bjork> i did the *** grope move already
<Bjork> :/
<Pirotesse> damn
<Okkyr> @_@
<Bjork> hahha
* Pirotesse lurves ya'll
* Nightshade` lurves everyone in teh room
<Nightshade`> ^^
* Okkyr lurves everyone in teh room too
<Okkyr> It's all a big happy love-fest
<Pirotesse> its da lurve triangle!

[Craig]

CraigTPM: !name the definition of sexy
TPMBot: craigtpm: craigtpm

It is smart.

[Crystal Mew]

Originally posted by Craig
CraigTPM: !name the definition of sexy
TPMBot: craigtpm: craigtpm

It is smart.

The bot may be smart, but you, I dunno =o

Merenwen581: Craig whats the capitol of New Mexico?
CraigTPM: I thought New Mexico was a city?



lmao =P

[Animelee]

Heh, I was in ummm, and some ******* started flooding me with messages and file sends, and then my computer froze.

Thanks a lot, f*cker. After typing up two pages of my resume without saving, I lost it all.

*Uninstalls AIM*

[VirtualPlay]

[22:49:03] Kuro Denryuu: i am a good tpist, rember taht

Apparently he meant to say "I am a good typist, remember that "

Please note this is after a whole chat with him typoing everytime he spoke.

[pokemasterfrank]

x St Anger1825 x (10:52:27 PM): Samantha likes Elijah's wood 8-)
Merenwen581 (10:52:46 PM): yeah, so what Nate :o

Nuff' Said

Merenwen581 (10:09:00 PM): I wouldn't want to see him all naked o_O;
Sacherry Weirdo (10:09:12 PM): you probably would
LinkSocarina2002 (10:09:19 PM): waist down? :o
Merenwen581 (10:09:23 PM): seeing him without his shirt...was enough =x
Sableye DG (10:09:26 PM): you would, Sach >_>
Merenwen581 (10:09:29 PM): he;s not even built!
Merenwen581 (10:09:32 PM): *he's
Sacherry Weirdo (10:09:41 PM): Oh you got me sableye
LinkSocarina2002 (10:09:48 PM): not like orli, right sam ;o
Merenwen581 (10:09:56 PM): right

Two birds...

[Crystal Mew]

Originally posted by pokemasterfrank
x St Anger1825 x (10:52:27 PM): Samantha likes Elijah's wood 8-)
Merenwen581 (10:52:46 PM): yeah, so what Nate

;-;! See, this is why its important to read sentences all the way through, and not skim

[Cheesey]

Originally posted by VirtualPlay
[22:49:03] Kuro Denryuu: i am a good tpist, rember taht

Apparently he meant to say "I am a good typist, remember that "

Please note this is after a whole chat with him typoing everytime he spoke.

Also note that it was 3am for me at the time and I was very very tired ;_;

[Jay]

persell: Is it your birthday today? :O Cool, happy birthday.
persell: Oh by the way, I cracked Im_Gay, want it?
_______Lightning_______: Yep, thanks. ^_________^

oops :x lmao

[Systematic Revolution]

Originally posted by Animelee
Heh, I was in ummm, and some ******* started flooding me with messages and file sends, and then my computer froze.

Thanks a lot, f*cker. After typing up two pages of my resume without saving, I lost it all.

*Uninstalls AIM*

I see you've met Jay :| Such a great guy isn't he? </blatant sarcasm>

dashira x: maybe he went to a plastic surgeon and got a new personality
dashira x: it happens more often than you realise

hah X)

~SR