Wario
I found my old Kart at the far side of the garage. I sat in the seat and revved up the engine. It sounded top notch, but the Kart itself needed a paint job.
"Hey Mario! You got any purple and yellow paint?" I yelled at him. He tossed two buckets of paint beside my Kart. I first coated the Kart in purple, then waited and covered the purple in yellow dollar signs. "That's a lot better."