1. What antivirus program do you have, if any?
Norton Antivirus 2003.

2. What viruses have you had in the past?
Let's see... I've only ever been hit by 2 virii in 7 years, and one of them was Blaster (I can't remember the other one though). I could've prevented Blaster, had I not been on holiday in Spain at the time.

3. What's the most dangerous virus you've ever read about?
From what I heard, Mydoom sucked a lot. Shame it never got to me though. 8)

4. What's the most ridiculous virus you've ever read about?
Virii that remove the effects of other virii then kill themselves. In that case, surely they're not... virii?

5. Have you ever gotten a virus off of this site?
No virii, no spyware. Firefox wins. 8)

6. Do you know what the hell I am talking about in the title of the poll?
Well duh. Quite clearly Mydoom.