All my friends that think they're funny when they're actually not.
The Office.
This kid at a Quiz Night who did the Time Warp.
But back onto my friends. I got to a pretty smart-arse school and so because everyone is clever or British, most think they are witty. Hence, everyday I'm bombarded with sh*tty jokes.
Just because the British are inherently witty doesn't mean you have the right to make sh*tty jokes.