1) Have you ever belly burped someone?

What do you think I am? A pervert?! (No I haven't. )

2) Have you ever been belly burped?

Are you comming on to me? (I don't remember...)

3) Does it tickle when you're belly burped?

You are, aren't you? (I have nyooo-oo idea.)

4) One bullet. One gun. John Kerry, George Bush, Tony Blair. What would you do?

Throw away the bullet and beat George Bush to death with the gun-nose to eyeball-fu method, then turn around and tell Kerry and Blair to do better or they shall meet an even worse fate. >:-D