[All in my POV]
“So guys, which one do you want to train in? Lava, Blizzard, Jungle, Pond or Desert?”
“I half expect the next three to be Blood, Sweat and Tears!”
“Ooo! Ooo, I know this one! I know the answer! Pick me, pick me!”
“Hmmmmmmmmmmm...”
The three Pokémon in front of me seemed to be having a lot of fun with the simple situation. As their trainer, Silver to all those who know me, I always allowed them to take part in the major decisions. Sometimes this was a mistake, for they were not the most passive of Pokémon; quite the opposite, really.
Seung Mina, my slender Scyther, was just like the video game lass she was named after: flirty, battle-hungry, a little scatterbrained, and an all-around fun-loving gal. She was a tad picky, and her sharp eyes kept darting from giant door to giant door. I noticed a small scowl every time she looked at the Lava Room, to no great surprise.
Anion was the rambunctious Minun who was jumping up and down at the moment. He was the excitable, joyful creature I had ever seen. Anion was a gift given to me by a friend at Dragon Tamers a long time ago. I wonder if the gal who gave Anion to me still remembers me, for she felt certain that Anion would love being in my party. He did, as he seemed to especially enjoy hanging out with my other two Pokémon.
Kung Pow has been with me the longest. I’ve always had a love for Fighting-type Pokémon, and Kung Pow is no exception. The little warrior, a great thinker with a sharp wit, liked to battle. When he did, he became an entirely different being than the soft-spoken, joke-telling Meditite he was normally. Come to think of it, I am the only one who’s seen the metamorphous he goes through, and not even Mina and Anion have seen it.
“How about Jungle Room?” I asked them, hoping to start training soon. “Looks like a good place to battle first off.”
Seung Mina shrugged, “Sure, fine.”
Anion nodded a great many times, flopping his ears around. “Sounds great!”
Kung Pow nodded very slowly once, then blinked for about four seconds. “That plan of action sounds reasonable.”
“All right, then! Let’s head off into the unknown!”
After those pathetically chosen words, I opened the doors to the Jungle Room, and my Pokémon were right behind me.
“Well, I feel at home now,” were Seung Mina’s first words.
The Jungle Room was like stepping in virtual-reality. The sounds of Pokémon cries echoed throughout the extremely tall trees. Many plants and trees, all of them exotic to me, grew to enormous sizes. The ones I did recognize seemed to be twice the normal size and much more healthy; Green Peace would love it here. After roaming throughout the jungle for several minutes, Kung Pow was the first one to become bored of nature.
“How does one get into a fight here?” he asked outloud.
Anion shrugged, still smiling contentedly. “You’ve got me, Kung. I don’t mind not battling though, for it is just so loverly here!”
Seung Mina nodded and added, “Yeah, I gotta agree that this is the first time that I prefer to not battle, but to just enjoy my surroundings for the time being.”
Kung Pow blinked for six seconds, then replied calmly, “This place may be great eye candy but we all know that some very strong Pokémon lurk deep within the shadows of the trees.”
A smile started to creep across Seung Mina’s face, then exploded into a wide grin. “You have turned into a poet on us, dear Kung Pow!”
Kung Pow’s face, like Seung Mina’s, erupted into a smile. His was smaller though, a quaint one that conveyed wisdom without having to have an elder’s beard. “Ah, but I saw the paths that I would trod down,” he started.
Motioning to the junction in the pathways, he continued to talk in his wise, British accent. “I saw two paths before my eyes, two paths which led to my goal. And I...”
He rested his arm on the tree gently and concluded, “I chose the one less traveled by, and that made all the difference.”
Cracking sounds could be heard just then, and I watched in horror as the tree split where Kung Pow was leaning against it. He backed away, but the damage was too great. In what seemed to be slow motion, the great tree toppled to the side with an earsplitting crash. The right pathway was blocked now, and the landing of the tree seemed to echo again and again, never letting up on us.
Kung Pow stood there in horrified silence for a couple seconds, then said, “Damn. I keep forgetting my strength.”
“Wow!” gushed Anion, looking far too thrilled. “Is that really what Pure Power does?”
Seung Mina shook her head, smirking a little. “Kung Pow, you old fool. When that tree fell in the forest, everyone heard it!”
A Grovyle then came skittering down the trunk of the tree, and he looked down at us, a mixture of amazement and anger on his impish face. “Hey, what the bloody hell was that for?” he chattered, his words harsh and high-pitched.
“I’m terribly sorry,” Kung Pow spoke up. “I was reciting poetry when-”
“Oh blast it!” exclaimed a Tropius as she swooped down and landed next to Grovyle. “Another poet! They cause so much damage in this Jungle Room!”
More and more wild Pokémon came scurrying over to the collapsed tree, all of them ones that would commonly live in such a tropical location. Strangely enough, they all had terrible British accents.
“That is one bleedin’ feat of strength, dear chap!” an Ivysaur loudly congratulated.
“Yes, jolly good!” a Ludiculo agreed.
“Is there any reason,” exclaimed Seung Mina, interrupting all of them, “why you all have really bizarre British accents?!”
“We’ve been watching Monty Python, old horse!” hissed an Arbok.
“In the jungle?” I asked, perplexed.
“Oh, yeah! ‘Tis really hard to get enough electric attacks to get our TV running!” an Ursaring exclaimed. “I mean, it’s bloody ridiculous.”
“Say, you have an electric Pokémon, old beast!” a Seviper exclaimed, looking at Anion. “Let us borrow him for the TV, don’t you know?”
“Hey no way!” Seung Mina shouted. “If she uses up her electricity, she won’t have enough energy for battle!”
“We’ll fight for him then!” a Masquerain declared. “We’ve only seen have of the episodes, and I don’t want to have to wait longer for the bleedin’ Pokémon we use for power to get done resting!”
A wise, old-looking Sceptile stepped up. “Tell you what, human trainer,” he said, looking at me in the eye. His words were calm, deep, and gave me a sense that he meant well. “How about we have a duel? If one of your Pokémon loses against one of us, you can make the choice whether or not to use your Anion for our TV. If you lose, we get to watch Monty Python, don’t you know?”
“Blimey!” Anion exclaimed. “I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition!” He then rolled on the grassy ground laughing, as did several of the other wild Pokémon.
“I will fight the blighter!” a Surskit said, skittering up in open defiance.
“I’ll have a go-” Seung Mina started but Kung Pow interrupted her.
“No, the responsibility is mine, dear Mina,” he said, walking up to the Surskit. “After all, I owe them a tree.”
“Is it a larch?” Anion asked innocently.
Surskit had a wicked grin all over his face. “Prepare to be mashed into spam, Meditite.”
“I do not think so, Mr. Surskit.”
Level 5 Kung Pow Meditite
VS.
Level 8 Monty Python-Crazed Wild Surskit
Kung Pow sat there, cross-legged with his feet on his knees. He refused to budge, yet I could feel the energy of the land being drawn to him. The Meditite’s Meditation was a medium-powerful move, mastered by the muscular and mindful monster.
Surskit would have no more of the inertia. He sucked in air deeply, then blew out a stream of large, solid bubbles. The aquatic spheres smacked into Kung Pow but apart from the moments of his body when he was hit, he did not seem to notice the attack.
Surskit was becoming frustrated. Snarling, he dashed towards the meditating Pokémon and leapt at him headfirst. Slamming his cranium into Pow’s only seemed to give the Bug/Water Pokémon a headache, for Kung Pow gave no movement to the attack. That is, if you don’t count the red mark that was left on his forehead.
“Is he just going to sit there all day?” Seung Mina shouted, also upset by the lack of action.
“You have to give him a little time before telling him to attack,” I explained to her.
“Well, you’d better tell him to attack soon, or he’s just a living punching bag!”
“Very well then. Kung Pow,” I called to my statue-imitating Pokémon, “use Bide!”
The Meditite’s eyes sprang open, but they could not have been Kung Pow’s; these eyes were crazed, letting out an aura of bloodlust. The Fighting/Psychic Pokémon, who two minutes ago was peacefully reciting poetry, leapt to his face and bellowed.
“YES, SILVER!!!” he roared. Dashing at Surskit, fire and plasma started to form around his body like an erupting volcano. “CRUSH THE OPPOSITION!”
Surskit as well as every Pokémon there, including Seung Mina and Anion, looked horrified. Kung Pow charged forward, screaming like a crazed barbarian as he headed for his opponent, fist ready.
The bug Pokémon panicked, wondering where to run to. He tried skittering to the side but he had reacted too late. Kung Pow, with a shout of, “CHOKE ON THIS, BUDDY!” slammed his super-powered shoulder into Surskit’s face. The Bug/Water Pokémon went flying back and crashed against the fallen tree.
Noticing the opponent was not beaten yet, I cried out, “Kung Pow, use Dynamic Punch!”
Yelling out like a crazed, stereotype samurai, Kung Pow pulled his fist back. Fiery explosions burst forth from his knuckles, and he hammered the poor bug with the uber-strong punch. Another deafening explosion echoed throughout the jungle as Surskit went flying back again. Slamming into another tree, he had barely enough strength to pick himself up. This seemed useless though, as the insect was wobbling on his tiny legs, as if drunk and/or delirious. He was mumbling unintelligent things to himself.
“Ooo wow, man, Windows is such a fine computer company...” he slurred before he collapsed to the ground.
The old Sceptile approached the fallen Surskit, and to make sure he had fainted, poked him. “Yep, he’s down. Victory goes to the human’s Meditite.”
Then, as if the mere mention of his species cured him, Kung Pow’s eyes went back to their normal, calm state. “Ah, that was fun,” he said pleasantly. “I do enjoy a good battle, don’t you know?”
Kung Pow Meditite advances to Level 6!
Seung Mina and Anion were staring at Kung Pow, jaws open almost as wide as their eyes. “What... what...,” was all that came from Seung Mina’s mouth.
“That was... cool!” Anion exclaimed, snapping out of his amazement instantly. “Do it again, Kung Pow!”
The female Scyther reclaimed her wits with a shake of her head. “Holy cow, Kung Pow! What on earth was wrong with you?”
“That is always how I battle,” said Kung Pow intelligently. “I fight in a different manner than I normally behave to throw off the opponent.”
“Ya threw me awf, ya great poof,” slurred Surskit.
“Well, even though we won, I’ll gladly power your TV for you all!” said Anion. “I happen to love Monty Python!”
“Me too!” I agreed.
Seung Mina shrugged with a smile. “It’s okay, I guess.”
Kung Pow nodded slowly, moving his finger over the mark on his forehead. “An honor worth fighting for, it is.”
***
“I’m just curious, how many of these rooms come with TVs?” Seung Mina asked me.
“You got me. Sometimes I wonder how Pokémon could adapt to nature without the aid of humans,” said Kung Pow.
“Me... tired...,” droned Anion, sound exhausted but happy.
Anion had powered the TV for about four hours as the wild Pokémon and us watched the British comedy show. Everyone was in fits of laughter, and Anion lost the connection a couple times when he threw his head back and cracked up.
“Men sure look funny wearing dresses,” Seung Mina chuckled, then looked my way.
“Nope, not gonna do it,” I replied.
“Darn.”
Just then, a pack of Chikoritas leapt from the bushes and blocked our path. “Hold it right there!” the leader shouted.
“No, it’s the Knights who say Ni!” said Anion.
“We saw you guys helping that pack of morons with their TV!” continued the lead Chikorita. “Do you have any idea how sick we are of that show?”
“Oh great,” I groaned. “We caught ourselves in a rival war of Pokémon!”
Kung Pow raised an eyebrow, although he had started this feat when the Chikoritas made their sudden entrance. “My dear Chikoritas, what is so wrong with Monty Python?”
“We are sick of it!” roared the leader, who would have been more intimidating if she wasn’t three feet tall and sporting a squeaky voice. “Now we shall rip you to pieces!”
Anion squeaked in fear, and hid behind my leg. This remark, as well as the vicious looks in the Chikoritas’ eyes, was most unsettling. It was actually a little scary, for they did look like they wanted to cause us some serious harm.
“What is with this unnecessary violence?” Kung Pow asked them gently. “Surely we can talk this over!”
“No, we can’t!” bellowed a Chikorita in the ground, and leapt at Kung Pow. His leaf on his head whipped around, ready to slash Kung Pow unprepared. However, the flat side of a natural scythe knocked him aside. Crashing into the bushes, the snarling grass Pokémon crawled out, glaring evilly at Seung Mina.
“Don’t. You. Dare,” said Seung Mina, emphasizing each word.
The leader of the Chikoritas stepped forward. “You want to die too, Scyther? Are you part of this little band?”
“You’d better believe it,” the green mantis replied. She set herself up in her favorite battle pose, not letting her eyes off of the Chikorita.
“Very well then. You will die first,” said the Chikorita, whipping her leaf around. It sliced through a twig that was protruding from a bush, and lopped it clean off.
“Let’s see what you’re made of!”
Level 8 Seung Mina Scyther
VS.
Level 15 Hostile Wild Chikorita
The Chikorita immediately launched a blizzard of slicing leaves at Seung Mina. “Quick Attack!” I shouted to her, and she gave a little nod before zipping off.
Moving faster than my eyes could follow, Seung Mina darted from tree to tree, dodging the leaves that the grass Pokémon continued to fling. One or two caught Mina, yet she was moving too fast for me to see if she was in much pain.
When Seung Mina closed in on her prey, the Chikorita created a magic barrier in front of her. Seung Mina’s scythe-like arm slashed the Reflect, and she leapt away, wincing in pain.
Growling, the Chikorita released a foul-smelling powder from the pods around her neck. I recognize the smell: Poison Powder.
“Blow it away, Mina!”
Mina’s thin but firm wings kicked up, and the powder was sent back to its owner. However, the nimble opponent jumped away just in time. Leaping at Seung Mina, the grass Pokémon caught her off guard and tackled her in the stomach. The mantis recovered quickly but looked very upset.
“I’ll get you for that!” she hissed. Launching another Quick Attack, she slammed the Chikorita with her shoulder. The Chikorita looked a little fazed but not hurt.
“Don’t make me laugh, fool,” the grass Pokémon hissed. She let out a particularly loud Growl, yet Seung Mina was not intimidated by it; Anion was, and wrapped his little arms tightly around my leg.
Seung Mina glared right back at Chikorita with an off-putting Leer, and the little leaf Pokémon looked nervous. Maybe challenge the living weed whacker was not such a good idea...
I called out to Mina to do another Quick Attack, and the Bug/Flying Pokémon obeyed without hesitation. Charging forward, she rammed her foe back, harder than ever this time.
The fear that had struck Chikorita was gone now. Bruised and furious, she was taking deep, angry breathes. “I will kill you, you... foul beast!”
It was just then that I noticed she was standing in front of the pack of bloodthirsty Chikoritas, and that Seung Mina was lined up perfectly for a certain move. “Seung Mina, use your specialty!”
The green-skinned Pokémon smiled back at me, obviously pleased with this decision. She whipped her head back to her opponent as her wings starting beating rapidly.
“Try dodging THIS!!” she cried out as she thrust her body forward. The air became thin, piercing, glittering blades, and blew all over the pack of Chikoritas. The Silver Wind sliced through the small herd, mainly into the leader of the pack, who collapsed from the numerous strikes of wind blades.
Seung Mina smirked coyly at her opponents, who were shaking their heads and muttering in pain. “Who wants more?” she asked them, a wicked grin on her face.
“Stop!” One of the Chikoritas bounded forward, holding up one foot to gesture his word further. “We surrender! I have no clue why we behaved like that!”
“Come again?” Seung Mina asked, looking confused.
“Well, it all started when some suspicious humans came into the jungle. They... they just wandered around, as if they just wanted to see what was going on!”
The other Chikoritas were aiding their fallen leader, working with the utmost care. It was touching how much they tended to Seung Mina’s opponent, a complete change from the murderous attitude they had seconds ago.
“Suspicious humans...,” said Anion, taking cautious steps towards the Chikoritas. He stuck close to Seung Mina, who had relaxed. “What did they look like?”
“I... don’t remember...,” the grass Pokémon admitted. “It’s hard to remember what happened a few hours ago. All I know is that when we all were upset about how loud Monty Python was being played, and that little anger just seemed to multiply in a matter of seconds!”
Kung Pow drummed his fingers together in a leisurely manner. “Sounds like you either have great impatience, or these suspicious characters are responsible for the inflammation of anger you had.”
“I wouldn’t be surprised; we’ve never felt such anger before. I guess that Silver Wind from your powerful friend here smacked some sense into us.”
Seung Mina started to smile. “Thanks.”
Kung Pow looked back at me. “If the Pokémon here have been affected by these shadowy beings, then maybe they are still here. We should stop them, Silver.”
“No, they left, I remember that,” the Chikorita informed him. “They said something... about... some kind of device that was kept in one of the rooms. That might be the case.
“Ah-HA!” exclaimed Kung Pow. “They must be using this device to increase hostility in the wild Pokémon! The fiends must keep the device in one of the rooms! Which one could it be?”
“Not this one, obviously,” I said, tapping my cheek in thought. “Think you can help us, Chikoritas?”
The leader, who had stood to her feet by now, answered that question. “We’d love to, but we can’t. Us grass Pokémon cannot stand the heat from the Lava and Desert Rooms, we cannot swim in the Pond Room, and the Blizzard Room would be the death of us.”
“ ‘Tis okay,” chirped Anion, who seemed content now. “We’ll find those jerks and get back at them for you!”
“Oh, before you go,” the female Chikorita motioned to one of her companions, who ran into the bushes, “the humans that were responsible dropped this TM on their way out. They had made the mistake of insulting Monty Python in front of a Scizor, and were chased out. They dropped it in their retreat.”
That Chikorita came back, pushing the round TM. He nudged it towards Seung Mina, and smiled up at her. “You would put good use to this, Miss Scyther.”
Seung Mina grinned back at him, and lifted it up delicately with her scythes. She handed to me, and I read the label on it: “TM47 - Steel Wing.”
After a quick activation of the machine, there was a flash of silver-and-gray light. Seung Mina blinked, then grinned widely. Her wings buzzed as she said, “Not bad, not bad...”
Seung Mina advances to Level 10!
Seung Mina learned Steel Wing via TM 47!
“We had better go now and explore the other rooms,” I said to my Pokémon.
After saying good-bye to the Chikoritas and receiving their apologizes, we headed for the exit. As Anion and Seung Mina chatted, Kung Pow courted me into a conversation.
“Shadowy humans do not belong to the Dragon Tamers,” he said to me.
“Think it may be Team Rocket?” I asked him; the idea had crossed my mind several times.
“On our turf? Not likely, but still a possibility,” he sighed and crossed his arms. “I have a bad feeling about this, Silver.”
“Me too. Where should we continue the search?”
“Let us discuss that when we have exited this room.”
He then looked up, drinking in the sight of the tall, proud trees. Looking around, he admired the wild life and exotic plants. “A pity,” he finally said, “I would’ve liked to stay and relax here in the Jungle Room.”
END OF PART 1.