Poll: Important questions

[FireBlast]

Who will win?

a. astronauts vs. cavemen
b. sharks vs. lumberjacks
c. bill clinton vs. bill cosby
d. pissed off white trash redneck conservative vs. aging hippie liberal douche
e. giant lobster vs. 500 regular sized elephants
f. the trix rabbit vs. the pillsbury doughboy
g. vs.

my answers:

a. cavemen
b. sharks
c. cosby
d. redneck
e. lobster
f. doughboy
g.

[shazza]

a. cavemen
b. lumberjacks
c. clinton
d. redneck
e. giant lobster
f. i don't know
g.

keep up the great polls fireblast

[kainashi]

a. astronauts
b. sharks
c. bill cosby
d. pissed off white trash redneck conservative
e. giant lobster
f. the pillsbury doughboy
g.

[Sniper404]

a. cavemen
b. sharks
c. cosby
d. redneck
e. lobster
f. although the doughboy rules the rabbit would own him
g. 4president

[Krystalline Kabutops]

a. cavemen
b. sharks
c. bill clinton
d. pissed off white trash redneck conservative
e. giant lobster
f. the pillsbury doughboy
g.

[RedStarWarrior]

a. astronauts vs. cavemen
astronauts
b. sharks vs. lumberjacks
sharks
c. bill clinton vs. bill cosby
bill clinton
d. pissed off white trash redneck conservative vs. aging hippie liberal douche
pissed off white trash redneck conservative
e. giant lobster vs. 500 regular sized elephants
giant lobster
f. the trix rabbit vs. the pillsbury doughboy
doughboy
g. vs.

[Aipom Of Doom]

a. astronauts
b. sharks
c. clinton
d. neither
e. elephants
f. trix rabbit
g.

[Pichu]

a. astronauts
b. sharks
c. clinton
d. both.
e. giant lobster
f. trix rabbit
g.

[Eternal Eievui]

a. astronauts vs. cavemen
astronauts
b. sharks vs. lumberjacks
sharks
c. bill clinton vs. bill cosby
Bill Clinton
d. pissed off white trash redneck conservative vs. aging hippie liberal douche
Draw.
e. giant lobster vs. 500 regular sized elephants
elephants o,O;
f. the trix rabbit vs. the pillsbury doughboy
Doughboy!
g. vs.

[abunaidesu]

a. astronauts vs. cavemen
b. sharks vs. lumberjacks
c. bill clinton vs. bill cosby
d. pissed off white trash redneck conservative vs. aging hippie liberal douche
e. giant lobster vs. 500 regular sized elephants
f. the trix rabbit vs. the pillsbury doughboy
g. vs.

a - cavemen
b - lumberjacks
c - bill cosby
d - they both suck
e - 500 regular sized elephants
f - the trix rabbit always fails in keeping those little kids from taking his trix away, so im going with the pillsbury doughboy.
g -

[Yoh Asakura]

a. Astronauts
b. Sharks
c. Bill Cosby
d. Whatev.
e. Giant Lobster
f. The Pillsbury Doughboy
g.

[Adz44]

A. Astronauts. Deffo.

B. Hmmm...it depends. In water, Sharks. On land, Lumberjacks. lol

C. Bill Cosby, I suppose.

D. Don't really know much about either.

E. Oh, I don'y know...Giant Lobster...by the way, how did you come up with these? lol

F. Trix Rabbit. I'll never forgive that Doughboy for that corny 'Choo Choo Thomas' advert a few years ago...

G. The flames...the flames...THE FLAMES!!!

[mr_pikachu]

a. astronauts vs. cavemen
Astronauts. They'd just crash their space shuttle into the cavemen.

b. sharks vs. lumberjacks
Well, the lumberjacks wouldn't enter the water for fear of obtaining the vile state known as "cleanliness". So the sharks would come out to get them... and then suffocate. Lumberjacks win this round on account of poor hygiene.

c. bill clinton vs. bill cosby
Cosby would thrash Clinton. I can just imagine the beatdown he'd lay on the former prez when he mentions "intern relations" in front of a group of kindergarteners.

[d. pissed off white trash redneck conservative vs. aging hippie liberal douche
Either the "white trash" conservatives would win, or Kerry would get us destroyed by disbanding our entire military. Take your pick.

e. giant lobster vs. 500 regular sized elephants
If the lobster was bigger, it'd slice the elephants apart with its pincers. All elephants have going for them is their size; without that advantage, they're nothing.

f. the trix rabbit vs. the pillsbury doughboy
The Doughboy. Everyone knows the "silly rabbit" always loses!

g. vs.
. Flames trump dirty looks.


P.S. This... was... totally... RANDOM!

[Toxicity]

a. astronauts vs. cavemen
b. sharks vs. lumberjacks
c. bill clinton vs. bill cosby
d. pissed off white trash redneck conservative vs. aging hippie liberal douche
e. giant lobster vs. 500 regular sized elephants
f. the trix rabbit vs. the pillsbury doughboy
g. vs.

a. Astronauts.
b. Sharks.
c. Cosby. That's a no-brainer.
d. This came from that one stupid episode of South Park, didn't this? Anyway, Pissed Off White Trash Redneck Conservative would probably defeat the Aging Liberal Hippie Douche because of how liberals supposedly love the people, as it goes.
e. Giant Lobster.
f. Doughboy. :>
g.

[Zak]

Who will win?

a. astronauts vs. cavemen
b. sharks vs. lumberjacks
c. bill clinton vs. bill cosby
d. pissed off white trash redneck conservative vs. aging hippie liberal douche
e. giant lobster vs. 500 regular sized elephants
f. the trix rabbit vs. the pillsbury doughboy
g. vs.

a. Astronauts.

b. Sharks.

c. Clinton.

d. Hmm... I'll go with the hippie.

e. Lobster.

f. Trix rabbit... much more nostalgia.

g. .


~Zak

[phaedrus]

a. astronauts vs. cavemen Caveman
b. sharks vs. lumberjacks The shark always wins.
c. bill clinton vs. bill cosby Cosby.
d. pissed off white trash redneck conservative vs. aging hippie liberal douche Hippies got weed. They win.
e. giant lobster vs. 500 regular sized elephants Lobster.
f. the trix rabbit vs. the pillsbury doughboy Doughboy.
g. vs. ------------------

[PS100]

a) cavemen
b) sharks
c) clinton
d) redneck
e) elephants
f) silly rabbit, doughboy kicks your ass!
g)

PS

[suzie]

a. cavemen. they dont **** around.
b. sharks
c. clinton
d. redneck
e. giant lobster
f. the pillsbury doughboy
g.

[cd]

a. cavemen
b. lumberjacks
c. clinton
d. aging hippie liberal douche
e. giant lobster
f. dougboy
g.

[Drago]

a. astronauts vs. cavemen astronauts, because they have helmets
b. sharks vs. lumberjacks sharks, but it's a close one
c. bill clinton vs. bill cosby can't beat the Coz!
d. pissed off white trash redneck conservative vs. aging hippie liberal douche pretzels
e. giant lobster vs. 500 regular sized elephants giant lobster, especially if he has a clever monster name
f. the trix rabbit vs. the pillsbury doughboy Trix rabbit... unless he gets distracted by the lack of cereal
g. vs. seems madder to me

Thank you for the important questions. All is right with the world.

[Andrew]

a. cavemen - The Astronaughts would try to reason with them, and then get their skulls bashed in.
b. Lumberjacks - Ax throwing!
c. bill clinton - He's packing Hillary.
d. pissed off white trash redneck conservative - DaNgEr!11
e. giant lobster - Elephants are scardies.
f. . the pillsbury doughboy
g. Number 2.

[DarkPsychicCharizard]

a. Astronauts.
b. Sharks.
c. Cosby.
d. Aging hippie liberal douche.
e. Giant lobster!
f. The Trix rabbit.
g.

[rasheed]

hello i`am rasheed, may Allah bless you all.
a: well this is a though questian, i thinke that the cavemen will win because thay have stones and club`s and thay are strong and ruthless !! the austronauts move with grace of the robocop.
b: the lumberjacks of course
c: bill clinton is the best president

"hey show me what you have got in you`re pants bill cosby ha ha ha"
o/
d: the redneck drinks beer and has biceps, the hippie liberal is a p**sy feminist shoe kissing scumbag. the redneck wins.
e: giant lobster of course
f: i don`t care
g:

[Jay]

a. cavemen
b. sharks
c. bill cosby
d. pissed off white trash redneck conservative
e. giant lobster, depends how big it really is though
f. shrug
g.