Game: Fortunately, Unfortunately...(Kid Tested, Jew Approved)

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he only saved the negative of the universe, in which everything was exactly the opposite as it was in the real universe.

Fortunately, this made some people become good.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, this has turn some good people to bad people.

Fortunately, there was a lot of bad people before, thus they all turned good.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the good people that turned bad started to commit crimes

Fortunately, the bad people that turned good knew how to stop them

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they chose not to, citing a newly-accepted Kantian belief system.

Fortunately, the people with a utilitarian philosophy knocked some sense into them.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, one person was not affected with the philosophy thingie.

Fortunately, he was soon captured and burned at stake.

[Arnen]

Unfortunately, it started raining shortly after the fire was lit.

Fortunately, he was struck by lightning.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he survived the lightning bolt.

Fortunately, in this case lightning struck the same place twice.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the place the lightning struck twice was the guy's home.

Fortunately, nobody was inside at the time.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, everything inside the house was destroyed

Fortunately, the man had insurance

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the insurance did not cover any damage caused by lightning.

Fortunately, it was known that the lightning was caused by a Pikachu, thus he can use the insurance.

[Arnen]

Unfortunately, the Pikachu also destroyed the insurance company.

Fortunately, they had Pikachu insurance as well.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, pikachu had teamed up with zapdos and no one in town had zapdos insurance

Fortunately, pikachu and zapdos decided to leave the town

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, that didn't help the people in the town.

Fortunately, the Zapdos quickly returned to make sure that no one could complain.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the Zapdos started to zap the whole town with it's Thunder attack.

Fortunately, he was destroyed by the chemical brothers.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the chemical brothers died while killing zapdos

Fortunately, they were remembered as heroes

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they were remembered as violent, barely sane heroes who destroyed more than they saved.

Fortunately, that was accurate.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, this caused an uproar among the people of the city.

Fortunately, the Pikachu came back and shut everyone up.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the pikachu died the next day from choking on an apple

Fortunately, the Pikachu had life insurance

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the Pikachu was the last of its clan, so no one was left to collect the money.

Fortunately, this saved the insurance company some cash.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the insurance company turned out to be pickpockets who were stealing everyone's money!

Fortunately, they were unable to steal money from a few people wearing clothes with no pockets.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, those people were up to no good

Fortunately, they police arrived just in time

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the police were also up to no good.

Fortunately, a massive tidal wave buried all the evil people beneath the sea.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the good guys people got buried as well.

Fortunately, some people survieved the waves by hiding in their basement.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the waves made it down to the basements, and some people drowned.

Fortunately, others were able to make it to safety on high ground not far away.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the "others" were lemmings who marched straight into the water.

Fortunately, the water wasn't as deep as it looked.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, water was infested with sharks

Fortunately, the sharks weren't hungry

[Arnen]

Unfortunately, the pirhanas that also infested the water were hungry.

Fortunately, they did not eat the lemmings.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they ate the lemmings' shoes.

Fortunately, the lemmings didn't care.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the sharks and piranhas ate the lemmings.

Fortunately, the lemmings didn't taste very good to the fierce fish.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the sharks and piranhas got sick from eating the lemmings

Fortunately, the next day they were completely better

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they were promptly caught and eaten.

Fortunately, the outlaw fisherman were caught and prosecuted for poaching.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, that means the sharks and piranhas are free to terrorize the sea.

Fortunately, they were captured by other fishermen anyway.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, those fishermen were all struck by lighting

Fortunately, the lighting didn't care them but instead gave them super powers

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, their "super powers" enabled them to set themselves on fire.

Fortunately, none of them were masochistic.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, this had caused a nearby gas station to explode.

Fortunately, the explosion has gotten rid of them once and for all.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the explosion also destroyed a near by orphanage

Fortunately, the place was abandon

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the explosion ignited a nearby forest which was filled with animals.

Fortunately, they were all rabid animals.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the fire had caused the chemical brothers to revive.

Fortunately, they put out the fire.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the fire left them scarred for life

Fortunately, they found a cave to hide in

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the cave was subsequently bombed.

Fortunately, Osama bin Laden was also in the cave.