'Poor thing! You're so cruel!'
This was from camp, when someone chopped a millipede in half. Then someone else totlly smashed the thing, demanding that we had to 'kill it porperly'.
'The Lighthoue in the middle of the oval!'
My firends and I were talking about this stupid 'lighthouse campaign' our school had for fundraising. This girl said sarcastically, 'Yeah, they're gonna build a lighthouse in the middle of the oval!'
'Jelly Mutants'
Don't ask.
''Yeah, I knew her. She looked like a rabbut.'
One of my friends was sarcastically insulting this other person. So she goes, 'When I'm rich and famous, you'll be sorry you ever said that!' (That line's also an inside joke, by the way.) So we started this mock interview:
'So, you knew her when she was at school?'
'Yeah, I knew her. She looked like a rabbit.'
'The salsa...'
at camp, we had salsa for our burritos. This girl decided to tell us that the word 'salsa' meant diarrhoea in Korean.
Then we found that we had lost one of the containers of salsa. We looked everywhere, but it just wasn't there.
The next day, a girl who was peeling the onions (the one who made the 'rabbit' comment) started to cry, so she went to look for her toilet paoper. She felt this lump in her sleeping bag, thought it was the toilet paper, put her hand into the sleeping bag, and pulled out the salsa.
The phrase of the day: 'I slept with salsa last night!'