Second Appeal!

Welcome back plebians to the second round of appeals! We’ve cleaned up in the meantime, well…Charizard, Cyndaquil and Metang have been cleaning up. Those who fail in this competition are strewn by the wayside, destined to mop up baby vomit and pick up rubbish. Superyay for them! Meanwhile for me, I’ve scored a job for BMW calling their customers to ask “Are your new BMWs to your liking?”

Once again, the appeals are all mixed up, so lets see who’s first. Ah, its Weasel Overlord! Overlord of the weasels I hear, and perhaps meekrats. Looking stressed from the word go, she releases Roselia for a second time and orders her grassy pokemanz. Roselia grimaces as she hears her orders, and begins by charging up a shadow ball. As the ghostly energy whisps are drawn together, it is finally fired off on a trajectory above the stadium. Like a tennis match the audience follows the ball as Roselia tries to charge up a solar beam to blow it up. At night. Yes, yes, moonlight is reflected sunlight, but there’s still a three-minute delay between the firing of the shadow ball and solar beam attacks. The somewhat peeved audience gives a hearty boo as Roselia surrounds herself with a cotton spore. As Effie would say – “How embarressment”

Numeron, that Eggy competitor this month takes up the baton for all grass Pokemon as the Blue Avenger takes to the stage, having a great deal of fun bouncing on the castle for five minutes as the intermission music plays. Leaving quite composed, he muttered to the guy at the ice cream stand, “Well, honestly, didn’t you ever want to do that?” Suddenly realizing he forgot the contest, Exeggutor appears on the scene. A large egg is sent skyward, followed by three small balls of energy. Looking to the sky, Exeggutor’s three heads are trying to figure out which bomb to detonate first. However, as the eggs begin their skyward descent, the coconut Pokemon figures this a tad too late and begins firing off its Bullet Seed willy-nilly at the explosive Egg Bomb and Barrage. The green energy bits hit the bombs a bit too close to home, whilst creating a delightful array of fireworks, the downward force forces Exeggutor into the castle, which pushes back. Hard. Flying into the night sky, somewhat bruised and battered through explosions isn’t the best thing for Exeggutor’s health. But the audience gives a tremendous cheer as Exeggutor lands on his bum, burnt, battered and utterly disorientated. I guess it figures why those home video shows are still going.

Thirdly, Chris 2.0 cooly takes the stage, not shaken by the audience’s like of the last appeal. Once again his creepy Dusclops stands upon the castle, somewhat bitter he doesn’t have the levitate ability of many of his ghostly brethren he tries to forget that and concentrate on the appeal. With his eye a blue colour, Dusclops fires off chunks of powerful ice energy from his hands onto the placid surface of the Bouncy Castle moat. With a frozen moat in play, the warm night and moonlight, some fog is generated from the ice. Noice. Creating some creepy will-o-wisp flames around him like a flashlight, Dusclops uses Psychic to spin those flames around him to create eerie shadow effects in an end to his creepy appeal. The audience is somewhat creeped out by this appeal but still gives a courteous cheer out of fear.

With the frozen lake still in effect, Charnumber appears and decides to take advantage of the creepiness. Absol bounces onto the castle and tries to show off his best leer. To Paul Sparrow in the 3rd row, 5th from the right hand side, it’s utterly intimidating as Absol is looking RIGHT AT HIM! But to the rest of the audience, the Pokemon looks constipated. Continuing with the creepy side of everything, Absol begins a haunting Perish Song. It’most as bad as the Crazy Frog. The audience has shivers up and down their spine. Finally, with a black glow of energy Absol disappears from the middle of the castle. Paranoia grips the crowd as they all look around wide-eyed to see if the doggy of doom is going to get them, especially after its awful Perish Song! They all breathe a sigh of relief as throughout the fog Absol reappears.

Our next competitor, Hermes the HootHoot is up! Recovered from his concussion, he’s raring to go, as is MeLovesGhosts who’s somewhat happy with their last appeal. The nocturnal bird flutters around, scattering a large amount of plumage about. The icy moat simply has chunks of ice in it at this point. Using a foresight, Hoothoot’s eyes glow red briefly as he looks through the falling feathers. The audience is kind of confused as to why Hermes is standing there looking at the feathers, but finally, Hoothoot’s little stubby wings glow with a metallic energy as he sweeps through the feathers, knocking them all around him as he finishes his appeal with a happy hoot.

(BTW MeLoves Ghosts. If you put five people facing inwards OR outwards of a circle and you stand at one point, you will have two people with their backs to you. Try it. Too lazy to PM to argue the point K  )

Our final competitor in the final appeal round is the Surskit, John! Asayake is looking as pleased as punch as the small water bug takes his place on the castle. Looking outwards, he’s pleased to see the audience. Surskit begins his appeal by pointing her yellow tip downwards and a rainbow beam of light erupts from it, sending him skyward as the audience is captivated by the skyrocketing little bug. Spinning around in the sky, Surskit begins to descend and spitting out bubbles all the while. As Johnny boy falls back towards the castle, a vortex of bubbles around him, the second he hits the castle he begins to use a flash, illuminating each bubble like a bauble of light. Bouncing finally back down, the glow dies down and the crowd has a clear favorite for the night.

Results!

Asayake
- Surskit (M)
Score: 9.8
Notes: Brilliant. From the initial pretty psybeam to the glowing baubles, you’re good at this! The way all the different attacks came together to make a fantastic appeal was excellent

Chris 2.0
- Dusclops (M)
Score:8.9
Notes:Definitely attention grabbing but the scary moving shadows can only do so much! But the mist from the ice certainly was a winner.

The Blue Avenger
- Exeggutor (M)
Score: 8.7
Notes A dazzling appeal, and watching other people get hurt is always amusing.

However, these three aren’t going home with any type of consolation prizes. NOTHING AT ALL! Bwha! Not even a 10 dollar thanks for coming cheque! I <3 admission prices.

Charizard04621
- Absol (M)
Score 7.8
Notes:The leer only scared poor Mr Sparrow, not a large audience. However, the other two attacks were definitely creepy.

[b][I]MeLovesGhosts[I]
- HootHoot (M)
Score: 6.5
Notes: Featherdance was a good set-up, but Foresight made no sense, and the steel wing wasn’t that great due to the lack of a large wingspan.

Weasel Overlord
- Roselia (F)
Score:2.8
Notes: The shadow ball was difficult to see, the long delay with the solarbeam and kind of pointless Cotton Spore all resulted in a mis-mash of an appeal. Plus shadow balls aren’t goopy liquid so that falling goop idea would’ve failed anyway.

So there we have it! Our final three to battle it out in a 1 v 1 v 1 battle are

Asayake
Chris 2.0
The Blue Avenger

Its still on the bouncy castle. It will be 6 rounds (Or if you’re taking too bloody long, 3), so that way you all have a chance of going last, twice. So, do you take out your biggest opponent? Team up with someone else? Or take out the weakest first? Its all up to you, isn’t it now!

Sorry about the delay again, as I said, FULL TIME WORK BABY! Ooh yea! On the downside, I’m talking to rich people all day with pathetic complaints. “I’m pregnant and can’t fit in my BMW X5 now! This needs to be fixed!” Maybe she should have thought of not getting preggers. Silly woman.

Oh … yea… so posting order for attacks- Blue Avenger, Chris 2.0 and then Asayake. Round after that, Asayake, Blue Avenger and finally Chris 2.0. Then Chis 2.0, Asayake and The Blue Avenger.