sorry if i kind of rushed...

SHOWDOWN
Emo Person V.S. Roy Kaarde
Arena: Chevy Corvette of Peril
Referee: Mega Horny
Music: Whatever


<Team Roy>
Yuri (??? Absol)
HP: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 100%
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 100%
Status: Ready to do exactly as its master commands.
Attacks: Double Team ~ Ice Beam ~ Flash



<Team Emo>
Bianca (female Chikorita)
HP: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 100%
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 100%
Status: Busy staring into a pocket mirror.
Attacks: Razor Leaf ~ Reflect ~ Vine Whip

Arena Status: hood is down.

MATCH

The two opponents, Yuri, a brave Absol and Bianca, a self-centered Chikorita, study each other carefully in the passenger seat of an electric-blue 1993 Chevy Corvette, hood down. As they cautiously eye each other, Chikorita, while admiring where she should have a nose, bumps Absol’s house blend, spilling it all over the leather upholstery. This is one pissed wolf-thing.

-- BEGIN –

Yuri begins, and starts sitting in the car, sitting so quickly that several after images of the Absol appear filling up the car, just enough to completely encompass Bianca. Thank god it wasn’t a Hummer.

The claustrophobic grass pokemon retaliates, flinging a series of razor sharp leaves from its leaf thing on its head, and they go spinning into the clones, destroying all of them save one.

Yuri is angered even more, because one of the leaves pierced his air freshener. The absol opens its jaws wide and soon, some sort of bluish and white steam gather over his opened mouth, creating an orb of mist. The pokemon breathes, and a narrow beam of ice shoots across the car into a clear barrier that Bianca conjures up In the knick of time. With nowhere to go, the ice beam hurtles up through the roof, creating a large heavy and unsteady pillar of ice above the once expensive car.

Bianca goes on the offensive and throws out twin vines, like whips, and they begin to lash at Yuri, but the dark pokemon’s eyes shine and a blinding light flashes (destroying the last clone), however, Bianca had prepared and was holding the rearview mirror in front of Yuri. The blast of light blinds the dark pokemon who falls backwards into the glove compartment, releasing the airbag into both of them (5%). Bianca continues to whip the wolf-like creature as the round ends. A police car pulls up beside the vehicle, wondering why two people would be whipping each other in a frozen leaf covered car.

ROUND 2

-- END --

<Team Roy>
Yuri (??? Absol)
HP: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 89%
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 93%
Status: Pissed and blinded. (Clones Gone)



<Team Emo>
Bianca (female Chikorita)
HP: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 92%
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 90%
Status: Still busy staring into a pocket mirror.

Arena Status: Unstable pillar of ice on top of car. Scattered leaves everywhere including in the air freshener. Spilled coffee, John Law getting out of his car.