1) Yep, I have way too many to name with my friends... lol... because everything is funny to us...
I'll name the two funniest ones between us...

The Sixth Dinner

My friend was making fun of the fat teachers while talking to himself and he went "Ohh yeah, I bet in that office of theirs they eat dinner... A first dinner... A second dinner... A third dinner... A fourth dinner... A fifth dinner and a seventh dinner..." and all the while hes like talking to himself and then he says "What about the sixth dinner? Oh trust me... theres a sixth dinner..."

It was so stupid we laughed about it for hours...

Wong

We once had a substitute teacher named Mr. Wong and he kept saying "What is wong with thee question!" when he was like doing spelling...
So, we found it quite hilarious... And he was chinese so we all like bowed before we left the room, it was quite funny... Lol, were so mean...