MH vs HIAGT ----- SKY BATTLE

[Mega Horny]

Anyone want a quick 2 on 2 battle? one out at a time? You can decided rules, but you attack first ^^

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

I'm game for a battle if you want. =)

[Mega Horny]

sure. W/e rules you want, but I attack second. Ref needed ^^

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

Erm rules?
No healing moves, no Toxic, No cheap moves(curse, destiny bond), no Charm or Attract, you send first I attack first, *thinks*
Arena - unless you have one I'm going with my default of a large grassy field that goes on forever, has a big pond in the middle for water pokemon, has rocks scattered around
that's about it I guess.

[Mega Horny]

sure, attack away!

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

Er.. you send first I attack first? >.<

[Mega Horny]

Oh, very well. Go, my male shiny Aerodactyl, Keith Richards!

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

*facefaults*

I think my Pogeymon is going to be crushed.
Go, Tell Tall Tales, my little Natu who needs battle experience.

Ok Natu, start off with a Thunder Wave to slow down that big hunk of flying rock, Faint Attack to avoid anything he might throw at you and then Swift.

[Mega Horny]

Ok Keith, lets begin with an agility, to gain speed and avoid thunderwave. Then, when he appears near you with faint attack, try and make him flinch with a super effective bite. Finally, hit him with a STABed rock slide while hes standing out in the open for swift which will do minimal damage on a rock type.

Agility ~ Bite ~ Rock Slide

[Crystal Tears]

[color=orange][font=franklin gothic medium][b]I'll ref this if neither of you mind.

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

I don't mind. Thanks for reffing CT! =)

[Crystal Tears]

[b]

[font=franklin gothic medium][color=orange]Mega Horny vs. Hyperness is a Good Thing
2 on 2

Keith Richards
♂

Health
100%
Energy
100%
Agility ~ Bite ~ Rockslide

Tell Tall Tales
♂

Health
100%
Energy
100%
Thunderwave ~ Faint attack ~ Swift

Round One
With a look of pure horror on his face; Tell Tall Tales (TTT for short) stares up at the menacing prehistoric bird that flies in front of him, gulping, the round begins.

TTT starts off quickly by sending out a wave of tiny sparks, but this fails miserably as Keith flaps his giant wings and takes off, adrenaline being released into his veins he easily dodges the wave of sparks and waits for Natu’s next move.

Natu vanishes, slowly making his way towards Aerodactyl, and then quickly appears and strikes Keith’s wing! Keith serves around, opening his massive jaws, he chomps down brutally on TTT who cries out in sheer pain as the large teeth dig into his body.

The final action is both Pokemon acting at the same time. Natu releases a swift; it tracks down Keith and hits him, but barely even leaves a scrap, Keith dives down towards the ground and grabs a couple of well sized rocks, flapping his large wings he quickly regains his height and tosses the rocks at TTT.
TTT is forced to try and dodge wave after wave of flying rocks, and is eventually hit hard by a couple of them. Natu is forced lower as the rock slide finally ends.

End of Round One

Keith Richards
♂

Health
92%
Energy
86%
Speed +2

Tell Tall Tales
♂

Health
82%
Energy
91%

FACTS
Natu is below Aerodactyl by about 3 feet

[Mega Horny]

Ok Keith Richards, Start off with a scary face to get it frightened of you, thus stunning it and making it hesitate when attacking you. Also, it will lower its speed, which you are already way ahead in terms of. Then, light it up with a flamethrower and finish by smacking it out of the air with an iron tail. If it tries any status inflicting moves, use your great speed to fly directly at TTT for another bite -- it wont fire the attack that close to itself and if it does it will also inflict itself with the condition.

Scary Face ~ Flamethrower ~ Iron Tail

Subs: SpeedBite

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

dear little Tell tall Tales, when that nasty rock tries to use scary face, just turn away and don't look at him. What you can't see won't hurt you. As he tries to open his mouth to shoot out flamethrower, use Psychic to seal his big trap closed, he'll end up burning himself internally. Then, when he tries to come near you to use Iron Tail,let him but once he's just within reach, use Psychic once more to dump him into the pool.

Turn back ~ Psychic ~ psychic

[Crystal Tears]

[b]

[font=franklin gothic medium][color=orange]Mega Horny vs. Hyperness is a Good Thing
2 on 2

Keith Richards
♂

Health
92%
Energy
86%
Speed +2
Scary Face ~ Flamethrower ~ Iron Tail
Subs Bite

Tell Tall Tales
♂

Health
82%
Energy
91%
RUN AWAY! ~ Psychic ~ Psychic

Round Two
Feeling confident, Keith goes first. He stares at Natu and then suddenly his face turns evil! But this fails to scare TTT because he’s already flying the other direction! Desperately gaining some distance between each other.

Keith is still confident, opening his enormous jaws he prepares to deliver a hearty flamethrower, he fails to notice TTT’s eyes are a deep purple, and suddenly his mouth shuts. The flamethrower erupts, making in the inside of Keith’s mouth roasty toasty. Opening his massive jaws, smoke emits from his mouth.

Rather frustrated now, Aerodactyl dives, his tail glowing in a bright aura before it fades revealing a new steel tail, screeching wildly, Keith is surprised that Natu does nothing, instead stays still.

But then everything changes! TTT cries out his name as his eyes glow purple again, and suddenly Keith’s head gains a surprising amount of weight! He is sent spiralling down towards the pond; Aeodactyl calls out his name in fear as his slams into the surface, and quickly sinks. TTT releases the psychic grip soon afterwards, but even so, Keith does not return to the surface, probably to daze too.

End of Round Two

Keith Richards
♂

Health
70%
Energy
74%
Speed +2

Tell Tall Tales
♂

Health
82%
Energy
79%

FACTS
Aerodactyl is in the pond.
The HP drop for Aerodactyl was caused by two psychics, a flamethrower, and a small amount of damage from slamming into the pond.

[Mega Horny]

Hmm, i didnt think shutting his jaw or falling through air would hurt but w/e. Those were some damn fast reffings! Thanks ^^.

You're up HIAGT.

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

wow CT, you're fast. o.O
TripleT, Keith R should be too waterlogged to move the first turn, so use Future sight, then use Psychic again to try drown him, then when he gets too near you, Teleport away before he can hurt you BUT if he's too drowned to get to you, just use Haze and shroud yourself in fogginess!

[Mega Horny]

Ok Keith, I'm really pissed now. This little bird thing is going DOWN.

Fly out of the fucking pond with your awesome speed and hit that future sighting bird with a powerful steel wing and keep flying above it. Then, psychic wont work so take advantage and use Rock Tomb, decreasing his speed even more and sending him down into the pond himself. If he tries to teleport, use a super effective pursuit which will get him anyway. If he uses Haze, blow it away with a whirlwind.

Steel Wing ~ Rock Tomb ~ Whirlwind

Subs: Pursuit

[Crystal Tears]

[b]

[font=franklin gothic medium][color=orange]Mega Horny vs. Hyperness is a Good Thing
2 on 2

Keith Richards
♂

Health
70%
Energy
74%
Speed +2
Steel Wing ~ Rock Tomb ~ Whirlwind
Subs Pursuit

Tell Tall Tales
♂

Health
82%
Energy
79%
Future Sight ~ Psychic ~ Haze
Sub Teleport

Round Three
Alone on the arena, TTT focuses on the faint signs of life in the pond, his eyes glow a bright red, and then it fades.

“GET OUT OF THE ****ING POND!”

Hearing his angry trainers roar, the drenched, and miserable Aerodactyl rises to the surface, Flapping his wings in a mad attempt to rise out of the water, unfortunately, the water doesn’t give enough room between his wings, and surface of the pond, and Kieth is forced to drag himself onto the shore, beating his wings furiously to try and dry them off.

This causes TTT to be somewhat afraid, not many Pokemon have successfully lived through pissing off an Aerodactyl, but he’s going to try anyway. Focusing on the Rock bird, he tries to drag Keith back into the water in attempt to drown him. Keith will have no part of this. Fighting the strain of his head wanting to go under the water, he summons a rock tomb.

The rocks burst out from underneath TTT, and strikes! TTT is sent spiralling, and stops just mere inches from the water’s surface.

“Get that bird now!” Mega calls from the shore, Aerodactyl focuses on TTT, who gulps as the might bird (whose wings have dried off) takes off, desperately TTT focuses and teleports.

Keith isn’t fooled; he quickly does a circle and spots TTT, and screams towards him, with the speed of a jet fighter, Keith slams into TTT, sending him flying, recovering, the Natu is forced to sit on a rock, at the back of his mind, he’s smiling.

3….2….1…

Keith screeches in agony as the psisonic blast of future sight slams into his body. Forcing him too, onto the ground, growling, he glares menacingly at TTT who gulps.


End of Round Three

Keith Richards
♂

Health
58%
Energy
61%
Speed +2

Tell Tall Tales
♂

Health
61%
Energy
61%

FACTS
The damage from the closing jaws, falling, and being dragged is by the simple fact of fighting back. Aerodactyl would’ve tried to open his jaws, fly away from the water, and he prevailed in the attempt to drown him.
I reply fast because I have no life…
Round 3 and we're already at the halfway point... Lots of strong attacks being thrown around. @_@

[Mega Horny]

Ok Aerodactyl, no matter how you do I still love ya, and Im not angry at you. But I think we both mutually agree right now that this annoying pidgeon has to bite it.

Fire make a sandstorm to obscure Natu's vision and give us the advantage and the ability to sneak up on it. Then, lets surprise him by grabbing that annoying bird with Dragon Claw and squeezing its tiny head. Then throw it down into the ground and hit it with an array of rocks from Ancient Power. If he tries to use an attack more than once use torment. If he tries to teleport, pursuit. And if he tries to use a cheap psychic attack, use supersonic. That and the sandstorm will keep his mind from concentrating and the attack will hopefully fail.

Sandstorm ~ Dragon Claw ~ Ancient Power

Subs: Pursuit, Supersonic, Torment

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

TTT baby, first RAIN DANCE! I want him to try blow mud around. Hoho. Then, before he can Claw you, use Double Team! Finish off with a GIGA DRAIN and suck up the flying rock's hp!

[Crystal Tears]

[b]

[font=franklin gothic medium][color=orange]Mega Horny vs. Hyperness is a Good Thing
2 on 2

Keith Richards
♂

Health
58%
Energy
61%
Speed +2
Sandstorm ~ Dragon Claw ~ Ancient Power
Sub Torment, Pursuit, Supersonic
Tell Tall Tales
♂

Health
61%
Energy
61%
Rain Dance ~ Double Team ~ Giga Drain

Round Four

Round four begins with both Pokemon doing very different things, at the exact same time. As Keith flaps his wings, slowly starting to create a sand storm, TTT is busy dancing about, praying with all his might for a weather change…

A crash of thunder answers his prayers. Rain begins to pour down, and foils Keith’s attempt of a sandstorm due to all the sticky mud that’s just too heavy to fly.

Annoyed, Aerodactyl flaps his wings, staring with loathing eyes at TTT, who seems to be enjoying the rain.

“Dragon Claw!”

“Double Team!”

Both commands are issued the Pokemon go to work, Keith’s mighty claw glows blue with Dragon energy as his charges at TTT, who quickly glows and then splits into 4. Not deterred, Keith attacks, his claw ripping threw the body of one of the Natus, which vanishes.

Peeved, Keith takes matters into his own hands and uses ancient power! The Attack careens towards one of the Natus and strikes! But to his dismay the Natu vanishes, and the other two Natus laugh in hysterics.

That’s when TTT decides to strike, flying in quickly; the Natu latches onto Keith’s back, and digs its beak in. Sapping energy, TTT quickly finished and makes it back to his clone as Keith is trying to shake off the minor pain.

End of Round Four

Keith Richards
♂

Health
50%
Energy
48%
Speed +2

Tell Tall Tales
♂

Health
65%
Energy
51%
Double Team +1 Clone
Rain Dance IIIII
FACTS
I ref Double Team as it can work in Rain

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

TrippyT, use Thunderwave to paralyse him, Feather Dance to lower his attack, and Steel wing as your finishing move.
However, should he try to hurt you with Rock type moves or damage dealing Dark type moves, let him come close and then use Psychic to dump the nasty thing into the pond, or at least send him crashing to the ground.

Thunder Wave ~ Feather Dance ~ Steel Wing
Subs: Psychic

[Mega Horny]

Heh try and blow it back at him with whirlwind, preferably, or if that wont work fly under him with Agility instead, and then torch him with flamethrower -- its not in one of the categorys so he wont use psychic. Brun him up -- then we'll see how he really dances hahahah! Note to readers: Im going mad. Finally, when that measly pidgeon tries steel wing, blow his light and tiny body into the pool with your pwoerful wings.

Whirlwind/Agility ~ Flamethrower ~ Whirlwind

[Crystal Tears]

[b]

[font=franklin gothic medium][color=orange]Mega Horny vs. Hyperness is a Good Thing
2 on 2


Keith Richards
♂

Health
50%
Energy
48%
Speed +2
Whirlwind ~ Flamethrower ~ Whirlwind
Sub Agility

Tell Tall Tales
♂

Health
65%
Energy
51%
Double Team +1 Clone
Rain Dance IIIII
Thunderwave ~ Feather Dance ~ Steel Wing
Sub Psychic
Round Five

In a blink of an eye TTT sends out another wave of sparks, but the already pumped Aerodactyl releases even more adrenaline, and dives down, below the sparks, TTT though frustrated, is prepared to try another plan.

He begins an elegant dance, doing twirls and dives, complete oblivious to furious Aerodactyl, who, despite the rain, fires off a flamethrower, that shrinks to a pathetic beam of embers do to the rain, but none the less, strikes Natu. Until it vanishes, it was just another clone. Angry, but entranced by the dance, Aerodactyl sighs, the dance has calmed him, and has unknowingly lower his attack.

Seeing TTT’s wing turn to thick steel, Keith flaps his enormous wings, though desperately trying, TTT just makes it, and manages to give Keith a light hit before being blow back but the force of the beating wings, coming to rest on a rock on the shore of the pool.


End of Round Five

Keith Richards
♂

Health
46%
Energy
38%
Speed +4
Attack -2

Tell Tall Tales
♂

Health
65%
Energy
39%
Rain Dance IIIII
FACTS
…None?

[Mega Horny]

I dont care. Aeroadactyl, let your rage take over and fly after that thing with a constant assault of fire blasts. I he tries teleport, pursuit, thunderwave, dive, and psychic, sppedbite.

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

just wondering MH, are your attacks Rage ~ Fireblast ~ Fireblast or just Fireblast X3?

[Mega Horny]

The latter.

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

woekies, thanks MH.

TrippyT, use Skill Swap to get some of that rock's rockiness so that Fireblast will do a lot LESS damage(and hopefully he'll get your speed or something like that. hoho), then, try your luck with Secret Power, finish with a Reflect(but if Secret Power makes him fall asleep, then use Psychic to dump him into the pond of water for more damage)

Skill Swap ~ Secret Power ~ Reflect
subs: Psychic

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

Hey, MH, do you still want to continue with this battle? CT is still willing to ref, just that it's been so long. ^^U
if you don't want to continue we can just end it here.

[Mega Horny]

Ah yes, so sorry for the wait. is it my move?

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

no, it's the ref's move. I'll remind CT the next time I see her online. =)

[Crystal Tears]

[b]

[font=franklin gothic medium][color=orange]Mega Horny vs. Hyperness is a Good Thing
2 on 2


Mayonnaise Wasp
♂

Health
46%
Energy
38%
Speed +4
Attack -2
Fire Blast ~ Fire Blast ~ Fire Blast
Sub Bite

Tell Tall Tales
♂

Health
65%
Energy
39%
Rain Dance IIIII
Skill Swap ~ Secret Power ~ Reflect
Sub Psychic
Round Six
Ignoring the fact that it is raining, Aerodactyle flies in towards Natu, his mouth opening and unleashing a powerful fire blast that looses its power from the down pour, but skill manages to make Natu into an extra crispy chicken. Natu concentrates, focusing on, everyone blinks as they can’t believe what they are seeing. Natu has turned into a small boulder, resembling something that is made out of clay. While Aerodactyle’s mind is more advance then before, enhancing his psychic ability.

The Flying boulder doesn’t wait for Aerodactyle to unleash another fire blast, he fires a crisp white beam that smashes into the ancient birds head, leaving a small burn mark. Trouble is brewing though, Aerodactyle blinks as the boulder bird begins to bend and mold into out shapes.
Aerodactyle is confused, but none the less unleashes a poorly directed fire blast that completely misses its target.

Finishing the last action off TTT creates a reflective shield, but it does nothing against the fire blast that is again; directed poorly but manages to scathe Natu, whose new rock skin turns an odd black color.
End of Round Six

Mayonnaise Wasp
♂

Health
43%
Energy
23%
Speed +4
Attack -2
Mind Enhanced (Easier Time using Psychic Moves)

Tell Tall Tales
♂

Health
59%
Energy
28%
Rain Dance IIIII
Rock Body +2 Defence
FACTS
MH… What is your Aerodactyles name now?

[Mega Horny]

Mayonnaise Wasp

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

*rotfl*

Okies TtT, try a nice powerful Future Sight, that will hit at the best possible opportunity, then continue with Steel wing, finish off with Giga drain. Anytime he tries to get near you to hurt you physically, use Psychic to dump him into the pool of water.

[Mega Horny]

Begin with a supersonic to confuse our little friend, and follow up with a steel wing of your own. Use it as Natu charges towards you with hers, so she cant change to a sub. Since your wings are huge in comparison to the little stubs that Natu posesses, you should be able to easily swat her back like a fly. Finish up with a flamethrower. Due to several previous ASB experiences, Giga Drain appears in bubble form and floats towards the opponent, and the bubbles are easily popped by fire attacks.

Supersonic ~ Steel Wing ~ Flamethrower

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

erm. >.< I have a feeling that CT has forgotten about this. *will remind her*

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

I forfeit this battle >.> i think CT is very very busy...
*clearing up her battle slots*