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  1. 10th April 2003, 06:08 PM #1
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    Default Stupid things trainers say.

    I was going through my Trainer's Eyes thing to level up my Metang, and I was reading some of the trainer's mottos. For example, one of the Ninja Boy's on the way through the ash place, Lung, I think, said something like, NOW MY POKEMON WILL USE! BURNING ASH CLOAK ATTACK!!!!" or something like that, after you beat him. It was rather corny, and I took that time out of my busy schedule, to have a rousing laugh. Also, PkMn Trainer Wally's srategy is to "Let it all hang out", now is it just me, or is it immoral to use Pokemon like that? Hiker Trent likes "Hard-Bodied Pokemon". Lass Haley introduces herself with this little tid-bit of Persoanl Information, "After a battle, I bathe with my Pokemon". Pickicker Diana often wonders "What lies beyond that yonder hill" she also, "Thinks about this & that." Some pokemon trainers even give real life advice, like Parasol Lady Madeline preaches "UV Rays are your skin's enemy. Get protected" May there never be another sun burned Pikachu. And Triathlete Benjamin says, "If you're sweating, get fluids into you regularly" The often Melancholy GUITARIST JOHN "Wants to make people cry with songs from his heart" If anyone else has had these types of Trainer encounters, tell us about them please! See you around.

    EDIT:Winstrate Vicky: "Now I'm going to smack you!" What a mean old granny.
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  2. 10th April 2003, 06:14 PM #2
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    LMAO

    Later I'll take a look through my trainers eyes..........lol XD
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  3. 10th April 2003, 06:24 PM #3
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    Default Stupid things trainers say.

    "oops, i dropped my balls"

    all time classic, from r and b versions, in blaines gym
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  4. 10th April 2003, 06:32 PM #4
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    Luckily, there's no talk about how comfy shorts are in R/S
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  5. 10th April 2003, 06:37 PM #5
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    If I would have heard about some kid wearing shorts in R/S, I'd have hurt that kid. That kid has not moved for 3 years, still wearing shorts XD.DIrrt balll

    The ninja's are great! XD VANISHING ASH BOMB ATTACK XD! I sat there and just stared at the screen, in disbelief that he said that XD.

    Oh, but my favorite right now.

    Steven: Now, bring it.
    :;Battle goes on and on and on, screw Armaldo. You Win...::
    Steven: Kudos to you


    THE CHAMPION DOES NOT SAY KUDOS!! No. we cannot allow that -.-.. That is bullshire.

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  6. 10th April 2003, 06:39 PM #6
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    Originally posted by DarkestLight

    THE CHAMPION DOES NOT SAY KUDOS!! No. we cannot allow that -.-.. That is bullshire.
    Lol, I laughed when I saw that. Kudos is the best word ever
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  7. 10th April 2003, 06:40 PM #7
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    The Youngster is back, but this time he liked band-aids!

    Geez, the trainers have the best quotes. We need the shorts guy again.............
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  8. 10th April 2003, 06:43 PM #8
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    Originally posted by Kadabra790

    The Youngster is back, but this time he liked band-aids!

    Geez, the trainers have the best quotes. We need the shorts guy again.............
    Where is he?

    *Cheers for quotage*
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  9. 10th April 2003, 07:30 PM #9
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    the shorts guy is right outside mount moon in rby... he's a youngster, and he says something like, "i like shorts. they're comfortable and easy to wear." oh, the randomness. XP

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  10. 10th April 2003, 07:36 PM #10
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    yeah bring it is funny, and the shorts kid... and the one that says "my boyfriends cool, he wears shorts" and when you fight him he asks you somethin about shorts...
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  11. 11th April 2003, 06:02 AM #11
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    Default Stupid things trainers say.

    Stupid/Random/Insane quotes:

    Hex Maniac: I can see things others can't see...

    Kindler: When you light a camp fire, be sure there's some water.

    Fisherman: I'm the worlds only guy to catch a huge Pokemon! (Uh...right...any trainer who is anyone has at least one big Pokemon o.o)

    Triathlete: If you ran and ran, you'd become one with the wind. (XD)

    Battle Girl: If my Pokemon lose, I'll carry on the fight! (lol, yeah, I can just see her losing...then punching her opponent in the face)
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  12. 11th April 2003, 08:02 AM #12
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    LMAO! XD And I always wondered why they decided to add 'Rich Boy' Winston....He's such a snob...Read his entry...His strategy: Strategy? Who needs it!

    ...I'm not dead yet!
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  13. 11th April 2003, 11:10 AM #13
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    "My Pokemon is hard!"

    "We're lovey-dovey forever lovey-dovey"

    "its not that i cant swim, I just like my inner tube"

    "I love the safari zone, I seem to end up there"

    "I use my head to battle"
    ( i know thats just a strategy but think of it in another way...)
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  14. 11th April 2003, 11:12 AM #14
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    i still think the shorts comments and dropped my balls are the best...
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  15. 12th April 2003, 12:40 AM #15
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    (Uh...right...any trainer who is anyone has at least one big Pokemon o.o)
    Would you believe I'm planning on a theme team centered around small Pokémon? One rule: no Pokémon above 2' 00".
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  16. 12th April 2003, 01:21 PM #16
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    other than the shorts guy in the rby days and the "i dropped my balls" trainer i would say the funniest is "something fell out" quoted from one of the sages in the sprout tower in gsc.

    P.S- I wonder what "fell out". haha
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    They're not from trainers, but...

    "[Name] put the LOVE BALL in the BALL POCKET!" XD right...
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    There's a guy to the right of verdanturf who says

    "The air is tasty here". I was like, WTF??? Tasty air is almost as random as comfy shorts.
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  19. 12th April 2003, 02:25 PM #19
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    Default Stupid things trainers say.

    anybody read the trainer's quotes in the battle tower? hysterical. (meowth's site)

    "hey i will transform for strength"

    "we all adore pokemon absolutely truly"

    "i am a cute lady yes i am"

    "wahahahaha i am feeling like it's pay day"

    "be kind to the digital idol"

    "i am great you're just rather okay"

    "i have rough skin i need natural cure"

    "i battle seriously beautiful you dig"

    "have you a stench or a sweet scent"

    "waaah waaah waaah waaah ehehe fake tears"

    "listen to my lousy anime song"

    "let's have an exciting battle yeehaw"

    "blend thick fat and chlorophyll it's tasty"

    "next a girl with a scary face"

    "tasty water is hip and happening yes, sir"

    "i adore my mega cute plush doll"

    "you are too strong seriously it's bad news"

    "it's a preposterous match i am shocked"

    ".......giggle......"

    "how are you on monday morning" (half asleep, thanks for asking)

    "it's seriously terrible i really think"

    "are you strong you are scary"

    "i always lose maybe today..."

    "pokemon all over the place wowee"

    "yahoo yahoo are you listening?"

    "baby baby baby rock me hard" (O_O)

    all extremely disturbing, all in need of remedial english classes...
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