<Game> Twisted Wishes v.1 (M.A. LV)

[Heald]

Granted. They'd only play Star Wars Monopoly and Snakes and Ladders with you.

I wish I had a bottle of Wood's Navy Rum right now.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. You get the bottle, but there's nothing in it.

I wish I had my good table back.

[kawaiispinel]

Granted, but it's stolen the minute you get it back.

I wish I could find the right guy.

[Fett One]

Granted, but he dies a few seconds after you find him

I wish to create a hover car

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only its batteries die out at the wrong time...

I wish I could see the future

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but what you see will be the negative stuff that will happen in the future, including how you will die.

I wish that I could have an endless supply of Yu-Gi-Oh Cards.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but they all appear on top of you. Good luck using them when you're crushed under their weight.

I wish I had a decent job.

[kawaiispinel]

Granted, but your boss is a raving lunatic who hits on you constantly.

I wish there was no ambiguity.

[Heald]

Granted, except without, you know, the stuff, that you want, like.

I wish for a Mexian hat.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only its infested with brain-eating moths that can eat throuhg your skull.

I wish I was the funniest comic around and everybody liked me.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. You're now John Belushi. You'll be dead by your thirties, though.

I wish tilapia didn't taste like wet paper.

[Fett One]

Granted but now everything else tastes like wet paper

I wish for a live action Simpsons movie

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but the live action Simpsons movie will be really expensive so the directors will be cheap and hire really bad actors to portray the Simpson Characters .... meaning the movie will be a waste of time.

I wish I had ghost powers like Danny Phantom.

[Heald]

Granted, but I don't know who Danny Phantom is, so I'll assume he is some kind of fish. You're now a fish.

I wish I was bulletproof.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. You're now a giant iron statue that is completely impervious to bullets.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Ace64]

Granted. You are now comatose, where terms like "fatigue" and "energy" have no meaning.

I wish I knew how to use a katana.

[Heald]

Granted, but you let it get to your head and stab your best friend.

I wish my modem was faster.

[Fett One]

Granted, but now your computer is broken so you can't even use the modem

I wish to kill the president

[Tyler and Hobbes]

Granted, but you killed JFK and get shot by Jack Ruby ten minutes later.

I wish I had inspiration.

[bombman]

Granted, but you will be fat.

I wish I have all the money in the world.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted, but a series of economic changes will make the world's money supply have the same value as a single raisin.

I wish that the next poster would dedicate his/her life to Fanfic.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, but then I wouldn't be able to afford my electric bill without a regular paying job, and I wouldn't be able to log onto the internet anymore...

I wish cocaine was eradicated from the earth

[Heald]

Granted. The entire South American economy collapses and they invade the US for kicks. You lose.

I wish that France didn't exist.

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

Granted, but now the French people have invaded your country and they live next door to you, making noise through the wee hours of the night.

I wish that all you terrible right handers would understand us left handed people out there.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but our understanding of you warps and becomes fear. We launch a sneak attack and take no prisoners.

I wish my copy of Word functioned normally.

[Fett One]

Granted, but everything else on your computer stops working

I wish to never grow old

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but as soon as the wish is granted, you have a heart attack and die.

I wish that I could have a monument dedicated to me.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only it will soon be vandalized by crooks.. just cuz

I wish there were more smileys like this one :afro:

[Fett One]

Granted, but no one likes them so smileys get banned from all message boards

I wish to own and fully control godzilla

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, onlyits at the end of its life cycle and dies within a day.

I wish King Kong was real

[mr_pikachu]

Granted, but he will eat you as a snack.

I wish that people would stop making reckless wishes.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted but then you wouldn't have anything to complain about and get bored

I wish that i owned a real dragon

[Heald]

Granted. Unfortunately, dragons eat elves.

I wish I was at the World Cup this year.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only it ends up being cancelled because of a bomb threat

I wish we lived in a perfect society

[mr_pikachu]

Granted, but societies without people are very boring.

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but the internet connection will be too fast that you can't get anything done and then it will break down.

I wish I could own my own restaurant.

[Green Lanturn]

Gratned, but location is everything, and your location on the island of alcatraz proves less than suitable for business, and you go banktrupt within a week of opening...


I wish I was part of the MythBusters crew with Adam and Jamie(look it up if you dont know what im refering to...lol)


~GL

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but as the new guy, you do all the work they don't want to do. It drives you to quit in a month.

I wish I had constant access to fruit.

[Blademaster]

Granted - an apple tree begins symbiotically growing from your head and can't be removed, so you have to spend the rest of your life tending to its every need, or it will die; if my biology is correct, you will, too.

I wish that whenever I order French fries at a fast food restaurant, they turn out the way I like them: moderately salted and cooked sufficiently, but still soft.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you develop an allergic reaction to french fries so you can no longer eat or touch them

I wish to have a genie