<Game> Twisted Wishes v.1 (M.A. LV)

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. And they look forward to killing you.

I wish that I was as smart as an Alakazam.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but without their built-in mental controls, it drives you to insanity.

I wish I had a walking stick that couldn't break.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you are now incapb;e of walking without the walking stick. Any attempts to walk without it will result in you breaking your legs

I wish I could sing really good

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. However, since nobody other than yourself has ever heard Substanz T's "Really Good," you don't impress anyone.

I wish that someone in the film industry would actually make a decent movie.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but the term "decent" only applies to your taste, so the other people won't like the film.

I wish I have the ability to manipulate water.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you can't manipulate it well enough and drown yourself

I wish that i could invent cool stuff

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, However only you think its cool, and everybody else hates it..

I wish that TPM had more members

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but then what you want to say is drowned out by a million other voices

I wish that it would stop raining

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but there is the big possibility of a drought all over the earth without any rain.

I wish that jokes and riddles could stay around forever.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but then you will have heard them so many times you will get sick of them

I wish that i could control peoples minds

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but a power surge in your ability will kill every person mind that you control.

I wish my allergies would go away.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you never know when you might develop a new allergy.

I wish that extinction wouldn't have to happen so much with animals.

[Dark Dragonite]

granted, but with all the excess animals, there is less food and land, so more fauna and flora die off anyway.

I wish people weren't all out for themselves.

[Fett One]

Granted, but people are now too busy helping each other that they never go to work thus destroying the economy

I wish friendly aliens will come to earth and share their advance technology with us

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but then another alien race arrives, takes out humanity, and steals the technology.

I wish ice cream had no calories.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but they will have a lot of colestrol instead.

I wish Mega Horny comes back to TPM soon.

[Fett One]

Granted, but but upon his return, he will kill everybody that post here

I wish for an ice-cream cone

[+conspiracy+]

omg I haven't played my own game in so long

Granted, only you get the first one infected with the avian flu *knocks on wood*

I wish PCG had more cool games to play!!

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, only due to so many games, a lot of them die off from lack of activity...


I wish my brand new phone would work right...

[Fett One]

Granted, but it causes you to develop cancer


I wish for a really good birthday present (today is my birthday so I'm entitled to this one)

[Dark Dragonite]

Happy B-day, but I have to ruin this for ya!!

Granted, but it is so good, that you realize you will never get a better gift than this and fall into a deep depression...

I wish I had a life...

[pokemon4eva]

Granted but it's going to happen in your afterlife

I wishmy computer would let me play: Black& White 2

[Fett One]

Granted but you will accidently delete your game just as you get to the end of the game

I wish for world peace

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but world peace leads to a stupefyingly boring world.

I wish I had more disk space.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but then u will have the desire to download more "stuff" which can cause extreme emotions which can lead sucide.

I wish i had the world in the palm of my hand.......

[Blademaster]

Granted - you are now 100,000 miles tall and therefore outside the Earth's atmosphere - you suffocate from lack of oxygen, freeze in the intense cold, get torn asunder by gravitational force, and explode in a vacuum all simultaneously. Neat, huh?

I wish for a 100-foot long pet/guardian tarantula named Herbert with laser eyes, fire breath, acidic silk, an exoskeleton stronger than titanium, mandibles that could crush steel, poison that could wipe out an entire continent, and... a beanie hat. :grin:

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but he doesn't like you and loves me instead.

I Wish i had good world of warcraft walkthrough book.....

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, but the server you are playing on crashes, and every server you try later asl ocrashes, inevitably, you willquit warcraft or die from massive withdrawal....


I wish that The Lord of the Rings was based off a true story...

~GL

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, only the ending changed, and we are all Orcs now, thanks a lot!!

I wish I could control my fate more...

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. But since you accidentally destroyed the world after desiring to be its supreme leader, you've successfully destroyed the entire human race. Nice work.

I wish that my pen wouldn't run out of ink.

[Fett One]

Granted but you develop an uncurable case of writers block, which leaves you with nothing to write about so you pen is just laying around collecting dust

I wish to meet a celebrity

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but after some people realised that there was a celebrity around, they will rush towards him/her, causing you to be knocked down and ran over by hundreds of fans.

I wish I could single-handedly take out a hundred people in a single brawl.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only that hundred and first person is just too much.

I wish there was one universal language.

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, only now, people are arguing about accents, and everyone knows when someone is talking bad about them behind their backs, causing a world war.

I wish people would keep their dogs in their yards/on leashes...

[Fett One]

Granted, but the cops mistake you for a dog and make your parents keep you on a leash (I know this sounds cruel and I'm sorry for that but I couldn't think of anything better)

I wish Dark Dragonite will forgive me for granting his previous wish

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, but it was after I had already maimed you...

I wish I could hide a body...

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but its your body so no one can c u now ...

I wish i find where i was goin on leaf green........

[Magmar]

Granted, but you found you were walking off a cliff. Kersplat!

I wish we didn't have a tornado today

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, instead, you were hit with a Hurricane, Earthquake, Volcanic erruption, and some acid rain.

I wish it wasn't Wednesday...

[darktyranitar]

Granted. Soon, you will confuse yourself after you realised that there was no today, and now you were wondering what day is today, causing you to eventually go crazy.

I wish tomorrow would be a better day.