I Challenge Bombman!

[Mega Horny]

Ok, so you wanna fight eh? Then lets. Don't say i didnt warn ya.

1 on 1 single Battle
PM choices to ref
Banned Attacks- The usual(Cheapness, Sub, Direct Healing) as well as Toxic, psychic.
DQ is 1 week
you attack first

Arena - Mountain range. Begin on plateau. Spikes and crap. Any arena related damage results in 10% loss of health. No damage caps. Extremely high temperature. increases fatigue. Ice moves cannot be used. Boost on fire moves.

[darktyranitar]

Hate to say this, but he's currently on 4 battle right now...

However, he might drop one of his match where he didn't get any ref for it. And even more good news, I'll gladly ref this match for you when both of you agree to battle!

(Don't worry, I won't be biased just because he's my brother)

[Mega Horny]

Sounds good! I can wait.

[bombman]

I take your challange. Do you think I'm scared by your words! Bring it on!!! (Em, :pdo I have to PM the ref to mention what pokemon do I have to use?)

[Mega Horny]

yes, and then you follow up with attacks after he posts our choices.

[darktyranitar]

Yup. PM in the Pokemon, MH.

P/S: What is meant my no damage cap? I didn't quite get that...

[Mega Horny]

there is no limit to the amount of damage each turn

[darktyranitar]

Not too sure if I fully understand the damage cap... but here goes!

Mega Horny VS bombman

Round One


Arena: Mountain range. Begin on plateau. Spikes and crap. Any arena related damage results in 10% loss of health. No damage caps. Extremely high temperature. Increases fatigue. Ice moves cannot be used. Boost on fire moves.

Banned moves: The usual (Cheapness, Sub, Direct Healing) as well as Toxic, Psychic.

Prebattle

Yes, today we will see the vendetta between these two ASBer, Mega Horny and the newby, bombman.

And no, don’t accuse me of biasing in the reffing, even though bombman is my bro, and Mega Horny is a pal of mine. I’ll ref this match fairly, m’kay?

For those of you who have been to the PCG part, especially “The Or Game” or “Question Only”, then you would have known the reason behind this match (or appropriately called fight!).

Moving on to the match… both trainer stood in the middle of the arena, the mountain range. Man, it’s getting pretty hot in here…

“Go PokeBall!” both trainer shouted in unison as the PokeBall’s are thrown.

Out from bombman side is a female Torchic, Whitney, while on Mega Horny side is a male Dragonair, Sean Paul.

Let the game begin!


Stats:

Team Mega Horny

Sean Paul (M)
HP: 100%
Energy: 100%
Status: Ready to go!

Team bombman

Whitney (F)
HP: 100%
Energy: 100%
Status: Ready to go!

Background music: Start A War: Static-X

[Elec Man EXE]

*pops in*

Damage cap is a limit on how much damage any 1 pokemon can sustain in 1 round. Its usually not mentioned, but there's usually a limit of 35%-45% (usually 40%).

Meaning even if a pokemon sustains 60% damage in one round (somehow, rare that a pokemon takes that much except in double battles), it would only have taken 40% damage when you list the HP amount at the end of the round.

*Vanishes*

[bombman]

Hmmmm, a Dragonair. Looks like you want to play rough. Okay, no problem with me. I will start with a mud slap and blur the pokemon view. Then use mega kick and when his falling down, use flamethrower.

mud slap(at eye)~mega kick~flamethrower

[Mega Horny]

Alrighty. Sean Paul, lets begin with a twister to send that pathetic hen's mud back at him. Then, seeing as he will have to get close to kick you with his stocky legs, lash out with the hard gems on your tail and crack into him before he can get near you! Then, try and wash out his flamethrower and get him all washed up with a surf made from the melted snow caused by his own attack!

Twister ~ Slam ~ Surf

[darktyranitar]

Yay, Mega Horny's back!

Back to reffing...

Mega Horny VS bombman

Round One


Arena: Mountain range. Any arena related damage results in 10% loss of health. No damage caps. Extremely high temperature. Increases fatigue. Ice moves cannot be used. Boost on fire moves.

Banned moves: The standard (Cheapn moves, Sub, Direct Healing) as well as Toxic, Psychic


Stats:

Team Mega Horny

Sean Paul (M)
HP: 100%
Energy: 100%
Status: Ready to go!
Attack Command: Twister ~ Slam ~ Surf


Team bombman

Whitney (F)
HP: 100%
Energy: 100%
Status: Ready to go!
Attack Command: Mud slap (at eye) ~ Mega Kick ~ Flamethrower


Background music: Start A War: Static-X

[b]Round One~ Begin!

Both Pokemon looked at each other in the eyes, lasting for about a good one minute…

Yes, the eyes… Whitney was the one to start with a Mud Slap, intended for the eyes of Sean Paul. The shiny Dragonair simply retaliate with a Twister, which not only pick the mud up, but also Whitney as well! (5% damage)

Whitney picked herself up after the aftermath of the attack, looking quite angry (towards MH who called her a he). With whatever anger that she could express, she rushed with her tiny feet towards Sean Paul, intending to knock him over the edge. Sean Paul immediately reacted with a Slam, pushing Whitney away before she could do any damage towards him (8% damage). Or so MH thought, as Sean Paul’s tail received some minor bruise from the nearly performed Mega Kick (3% damage).

Picking herself up once again, Whitney moves for a Flamethrower attack. This time, the attack hit right home (8% damage), causing some of the ice around the mountain to melt. Sean Paul then focused his psychic power towards the puddle of melted ice, further melting it, and with a psychic nudge, directed all the water towards Whitney. The wave of water crashed down on Whitney, causing her to be drenched in cold, chilling water (10% damage).


[b]End of Round One

Stats:

Team Mega Horny

Sean Paul (M)
HP: 89%
Energy: 81%
Status: A bit burnt


Team bombman

Whitney (F)
HP: 77%
Energy: 85%
Status: Wet


Mega Horny attack first
bombman attack second


Arena Status: No big change in arena, except that some snow on top of the mountain were gone due to Sean Paul’s Surf attack.

End of part one, from Mega Horny’s Vendetta.

[Mega Horny]

Hmm, the water was vaporized on the freezing mountain?

Ok Sean Paul, lets show him what we can do. Start off with a Dragon Rage to catch up that little fool, so that even if we encounter some more 'unfortunate' events, the same amount of damage will be inflifcted. If he really wants to use protect, let him. Then, slam him down into the freezing snow with a body slam, and try for paralysis. Finish off with a Bubblebeam, hopefully building on whatever speed loss/paralysis caused by body slam. If he tries a fire move, try and weaken it and dizzy him up with another twister made of snow. If he tries a flying move, try to catch him in midair with an icy wind, also (maybe) lowering that midget's speed. If he tries a fighting move or a physical normal one, such as mega kick again, use the slam method to try and fend him off.

Dragon Rage ~ Body Slam ~ Bubblebeam

Subs: Twister ~ Icy Wind ~ Slam

[darktyranitar]

Right, I've forgot that we start at the top... *goes to edit*

For this time being, my brother won't log in the internet. He'll be back after a couple of days. Yes, I know he's a lazy bum...

I noticed you change the nicks of your ASB team, MH. Interesting names, I'd say.

[Mega Horny]

Thanks ^^, I hope theyre bizarre enough. I wont tell you the origin of them, but if you figure it out ill give you 16 brownie points. 16. And TBA helped me too. But in know way am I his 'apprentice.' Hell, im like his fricken toadie. Not really, but yeah, so get your bro to come online sometime.

[bombman]

I'm back. Time to rule the world!

Okay torchic, use dig and wait till that dragon rage is finish. Then come out and when he use body slam counter it. When he try to use bubblebeam use sword dance.

dig~counter~sword dance

[darktyranitar]

Time for reffing.

Mega Horny VS bombman

Round Two


Arena: Mountain range. Any arena related damage results in 10% loss of health. No damage caps. Extremely high temperature. Increases fatigue. Ice moves cannot be used. Boost on fire moves.

Banned moves: The standard (Cheap moves, Sub, Direct Healing) as well as Toxic, Psychic


Stats:

Team Mega Horny

Sean Paul (M)
HP: 89%
Energy: 81%
Status: A bit burnt
Attack command: Dragon Rage ~ Body Slam ~ Bubblebeam
Subs: Twister ~ Icy Wind ~ Slam


Team bombman

Whitney (F)
HP: 77%
Energy: 85%
Status: Wet
Attack Command: Dig ~ Counter ~ Sword Dance


Background music: Start A War: Static-X

Round Two~ Begin!

Whitney watched Sean Paul cautiously, as he begins to inhale deeply. He then spits out the energy out, a pinkish tornado of dragon energy. However, Whitney had prepared for the attack, as she swiftly dug her way down the snowy ground. Only after she was sure that the attack had sailed past her that she dared to emerge from her hiding place.

She looked around, and then looked up, noticing a purple figure flying down towards her. It was Sean Paul, using a Body Slam to crush her. Instead of evading the attack, Whitney took a fighting stance, bracing the attack. As Sean Paul slammed on Whitney (5% damage), Whitney used the momentum of the attack and countered it back towards Sean Paul (8% damage). Sean Paul was sent sliding among the snow, still far away from the cliff.

Sean Paul got up, surprised at the counter-attack. He immediately fired a stream of fast moving bubbles towards Whitney, but to his dismay, Whitney spun around very quickly, deflecting the bubbles off from her.

The round ends as Whitney stopped spinning, now feeling that her strength had been elevated.


[color=yellow]End of Round Two

Stats:

Team Mega Horny

Sean Paul (M)
HP: 81%
Energy: 66%
Status: A bit dissatisfied


Team bombman

Whitney (F)
HP: 72%
Energy: 70%
Status: Okay
Attack +2


bombman attack first
Mega Horny attack second


Arena Status: No big change in arena. They are still on the plateau.

[bombman]

First, focus energy. Then use mega kick. Finish up with flamethrower.

focus energy~mega kick~flamethrower

[Mega Horny]

Ok, begin with an iron tail while your opponent is wide open, and try to slam him off the edge of the cliff. Then, use the same tactics as earlier by grabbing his stocky foot with wrap and flinging him away. Finally, use a surf to polw through the flamethrower into him.

Iron Tail ~ Wrap ~ Surf

[darktyranitar]

Mega Horny VS bombman

Round Three


Arena: Mountain range. Any arena related damage results in 10% loss of health. No damage caps. Extremely high temperature. Increases fatigue. Ice moves cannot be used. Boost on fire moves.

Banned moves: The standard (Cheap moves, Sub, Direct Healing) as well as Toxic, Psychic


Stats:

Team Mega Horny

Sean Paul (M)
HP: 81%
Energy: 66%
Status: A bit dissatisfied
Attack command: Iron Tail ~ Wrap ~ Surf


Team bombman

Whitney (F)
HP: 72%
Energy: 70%
Status: Okay
Attack +2
Attack Command: Focus Energy ~ Mega Kick ~ Flamethrower


Background music: Start A War: Static-X

Round Three~ Begin!

Seemingly unaware of what his foes could do to him, bombman ordered a set of attack command that were… pretty much straightforward. Or let’s say… unprepared.

Wiping off the smirk from last round’s successful counter moves, Sandy sat down; her eyes closed in complete focus. She might manage to sharpen her focus, but it wasn’t enough to stop the damage of the Iron Tail from Sean Paul (5% damage). She was just about to fall off the cliff, but she managed to escape just in time.

Sean Paul gave a disappointed look, waiting for the next move from the little chicken. He gave a small smile, as he recognised the Mega Kick attack that she was performing. He waited until the right moment, taking some of the attack’s impact (6% damage), and lashed his tail out towards the Whitney’s stumpy feet. He twisted his tail, causing Whitney’s feet to be twisted as well. Sean Paul then indicated the cliff, and with a loud heave he tossed Whitney away from him. A scream came down below the cliff, which gradually died down until a loud ‘thud’ was heard. Whitney was seriously injured by the fall… (10% damage, +2 from Wrap)

Whitney painfully picked herself up, looking up at her opposition. She then took a deep breath, collecting her fire energy. But Sean Paul was having none to this, as he once again used his psychic energy to melt the snow near him. He was quick, beating Whitney’s Flamethrower. Whitney could only scowl at the aftermath of the attack, her fur getting wetter (14% damage).

Too bad… it’s a long way to go up…


[color=yellow]End of Round Three

Stats:

Team Mega Horny

Sean Paul (M)
HP: 75%
Energy: 53%
Status: Feeling fine!


Team bombman

Whitney (F)
HP: 41%
Energy: 58%
Status: Feeling down… feet hurt
Attack +2


Mega Horny attack first
bombman attack second


Arena Status: More melt snow. Sean Paul is still on the plateau, but Whitney was down below the cliff.

Yeah, I guess you might notice some increase in attack damage… something new that I’m applying to my ref…

[Mega Horny]

seems fine so far.

Alrighty ADDemon, good job. Now, a pokemon like that cant fly, so its likely hell be trying to crawl up the side with his talons. Dragonair asks, "Does the chicken have sharp talons?" Mega Horny answers, "No." If he tries crawling up, repeatedly blast him back down with shock wave. If he tries to run up the side to reach the top, Ice Beam. That should stop his movement for a few seconds, completely screwing him over and making gravity take its course. if he just tries to walk back up using the paths around, relax x3, he won't be seeing you any time soon. If he does somehow get up, try and blast him back off with a thunderbolt. If he does nothing at any point, relax.

[bombman]

First, my torchic ask me,"Why is MH like to use fucking words."Then I tell her,"Did you know that we are fighting a fucking guy and a bullshit pokemon." Man, I haven't use this words ages. Well we have to resume our battle. First use sunny day. Then use overheat. Then relax.

[Mega Horny]

First, my torchic ask me,"Why is MH like to use ****ing words."Then I tell her,"Did you know that we are fighting a ****ing guy and a bullshit pokemon." Man, I haven't use this words ages. Well we have to resume our battle.

umm, what?

[darktyranitar]

Yeah, MH, what? Guess your battle tactic and 'talking with Pokemon' cause him to snap off...

Mega Horny VS bombman

Round Four


Arena: Mountain range. Any arena related damage results in 10% loss of health. No damage caps. Extremely high temperature. Increases fatigue. Ice moves cannot be used. Boost on fire moves.

Banned moves: The standard (Cheap moves, Sub, Direct Healing) as well as Toxic, Psychic


Stats:

Team Mega Horny

Attention-Deficit Demon (M)
HP: 75%
Energy: 53%
Status: Feeling fine!
Attack command: Shockwave ~ Ice Beam ~ Thunderbolt
Sub: Relax


Team bombman

Whitney (F)
HP: 41%
Energy: 58%
Status: Feeling down… feet hurt
Attack +2
Attack Command: Sunny Day ~ Overheat ~ Relax


Background music: Start A War: Static-X

Round Four~ Begin!

Attention-Deficit Demon (shortened to ADD, previously known as Sean Paul) stared down the cliff at the little Whitney with a wary look, worried that she might make her way up the mountain again. Mega Horny stood over the edge of the cliff, and looked down at Whitney as well. Bombman, at this time, was sliding down the mountain; heading towards Whitney, who had just took a long fall…

Mega Horny gave some simple commands to ADD, in case Whitney tried to make her way up the mountain. ADD nodded, and looked down… this is going to be quite a war of the subs.

Meanwhile, bombman was NOT having the time of his life. He was shouting and cursing towards MH… apparently, he was going crazy…

Finally, the first move in this match… Whitney looked up the sky, and began to mutter a chanting under her breath. It was slow at first, but eventually, all the clouds on top of them moved away, revealing the blue sky and the bright sun. ADD looked up momentarily, but after realising that he was not in harm’s way, he followed MH’s command and simply relaxed.

A blast of flame from below snapped him from his relaxing process. He glanced down, and saw Whitney, with trail of smokes coming out from her beak. ADD was glad that he didn’t stood too close to the edge, or he could have suffered worse… (7% damage)

Whitney was exhausted from the Overheat attack… and she was quite disappointed that her attack didn’t go quite well. And so she sat down to regain her lost energy, glaring up towards ADD and MH. And though both battlers might not notice this, more ice on the mountain’s cap begin to melt… so much for the subs.

Let’s hope bombman will regain his composure back… or this match could go ugly…


[color=yellow]End of Round Four

Stats:

Team Mega Horny

Attention-Deficit Demon (M)
HP: 68%
Energy: 71%
Status: Doing good!


Team bombman

Whitney (F)
HP: 41%
Energy: 52%
Status: Still feeling down
Attack +2


bombman attack first
Mega Horny attack second


Arena Status: More snow starting to melt. ADD is still on the plateau, and Whitney is still down below the cliff.

[Mega Horny]

Hey, I was thinking, and, our grudge match will be over soon, but battling you has been fun, and i was wondering if you both would be willing to extend this match into a 4 on 4, this being round one? I would really love that.

[bombman]

4 on 4?! Do you know that I am lazy like a pig when I want to post? Well let's talk about the match. Torchic use sword dance and then use dig and climb up. Finish off by using aerial ace.

[darktyranitar]

Um, sorry MH if he appears to be rude... it's just that he's too lazy to post. And as for me... I'm also a bit slow at reffing lately...

Your turn!

[Mega Horny]

=( Darn, are you sure? I really would have liked a four on four...I need the points too...I can understand DT having trouble with the reffings, but I can wait as long as you need. However, whats wrong Bombman? Battling requires almost no effort whatsoever! I just think youre scared! Yeah, thats right, little chicken boy. Whats wrong, afraid to get your ego beat down by me? Come on, I can take you! I'll even use Basic Pokemon! Lets go, fool!

Also, before I post, wont dig and climb up take two actions?

[darktyranitar]

I think he meant dig up. And yes, I guess he's a chicken.

And your turn, MH!

[Mega Horny]

I see now. Very well, ADDemon, lets begin with a Dragon Dance. Then, manipulate the entire cliff of snow and ice with Waterfall, sending an avalanche crashing down when Torchic tries to dig through. Then, he will most likely still be down below. Of course Aerial Ace would still affect me, but my action will change, depending on whether he somehow makes it up or not. If so, body slam him back down, hard, with your newly acquired strength. If he stays down there, try and send some of the remaining debris flooding him over, perhaps trapping him when he tries to get out of his snowy prison with a Whirpool.

Dragon Dance ~ Waterfall ~ Whirpool/Body Slam

Also, what if we were to have a 3 on 3 instead? That wouldn't be too difficult.

And on another note, can't your brother just say he'll be absent for two weeks rather than, "I'll be absent for a week, one week from today?"

[darktyranitar]

Heh... I heard he might settle for a 2 VS 2, but he should be the one giving the answer to you.

Mega Horny VS bombman

Round Five


Arena: Mountain range. Any arena related damage results in 10% loss of health. No damage caps. Extremely high temperature. Increases fatigue. Ice moves cannot be used. Boost on fire moves.

Banned moves: The standard (Cheap moves, Sub, Direct Healing) as well as Toxic, Psychic


Stats:

Team Mega Horny

Attention-Deficit Demon (M)
HP: 68%
Energy: 71%
Status: Doing good!
Attack command: Dragon Dance ~ Waterfall ~ Whirpool/Body Slam


Team bombman

Whitney (F)
HP: 41%
Energy: 52%
Status: Still feeling down
Attack +2
Attack Command: Sword Dance ~ Dig ~ Aerial Ace


Background music: Start A War: Static-X

Round Five~ Begin!

Both Pokemon starts with a dance… Whitney performed a Sword Dance attack, while ADD performed a Dragon Dance attack.

With her newly gained strength, Whitney began to dig her way up towards ADD. ADD waited for the right moment, before he slammed his body on the ground, sending a small-scale avalanched rushing down towards Whitney (7% damage). She shivered from the ice, but she continued up anyway.

ADD looked over the edge, expecting to see Whitney tumbling down the mountain. Instead, he was met with a fast and painful Aerial Ace on his face (10% damage). It didn’t take ADD long to retaliate by delivering a powerful Body Slam attack towards Whitney (10% damage), threatening to throw her over the edge of the cliff.

Wait? What’s that? It seems that the ground/snow below them is starting to crack up! They better not move too much…

[color=yellow]End of Round Five

Stats:

Team Mega Horny

Attention-Deficit Demon (M)
HP: 58%
Energy: 56%
Status: Doing good, as usual
Attack +1
Speed +1


Team bombman

Whitney (F)
HP: 24%
Energy: 40%
Status: Crushed
Attack +4


Mega Horny attack first
bombman attack second


[color=yellow]Arena Status: Mountain range. [color]
More snow starting to melt. Both Pokemon are on the plateau. Sunny Day remain for next 3 round.

[Mega Horny]

Hehe. Alright. Time to introduce Torchic into a world of pain.

Bombman: "$HIT *UCK *AMNIT BULL$HIT HEAD MEGA HORNY IS A BULLCRAP FACE WITH BULLCRAP FACE STRATEGEMS PENI$ MOUTH BOY I HAVENT USED THESE PROFANE AND EXTREMELY CLEVER AND WELL-THOUGHT OUT INSULTS IN A WHILE B*TCH BETTAH HAVE MAH MONEY!"

Mega Horny: "..."

Ok dragonair, propell yourself off the already weak ground with an iron tail (smack into ground like pole vault and shoot up). Hopefully, this will increase the size of the crack and throw off Torchic's balance. Then, seeing as you can fly, stay up there and send down a huge fire blast, which should not only finish the job but melt it all completely and send Torchic plummeting down in a mass of freezing cold water and flaming embers. A mix of cold and hot always burns in the end. Then, finish up with a blizzard and try and freeze the ice around torchic, making the poor pokemon frozen solid. Sure, its sunny out, but its only got two rounds left, and is already getting weak, and regardless, it would take a long time to thaw.

[darktyranitar]

Lol, well put, MH!

[darktyranitar]

Time's up! My bro just won't turn up!

So, the point gained:
MH: 2 points
bm: 1 points
dt: 2 points

Enjoy your points!

~Faiz