The Chunky Clefable Cafe

[Mega Horny]

Yeah, i'm surprised you got into the tournament

Well, at least you can't use Chansey. That HP would be killer for little pokemon to try and chip away at. Oh, and do you think Marowak would be a legal pokemon? Chris said evos are allowed, and hes pretty small -- no bigger than a Sneasel, which I'm currently battling.

[Dark Dragonite]

Sneasel - 2'11"
Marowak - 3'3"

Hmmm, I guess quagsire is too big, though I'm not used to using one at all

Quagsire - 4'7"

Chansey - 3'7"

KKahn - 7'3"

Chansey is small, but I know how to use one way too well, Kyle(Knight of Time) may be the only other ASBer to use one, since he has a Blissey

For the record, Sableye is tiny...

Sableye - 1'8"
but, has no weaknesses, has resistances, and a decent move pool

As far as me getting in, I'm so friggan rusty, it ain't funny, lol...plus, I use my dynamic duo so often, I don't have a feel for too many other pokes...though, thanks to Gavin(Ultimate Charizard), I have a ponyta I can maybe use in the TTT

Ponyta - 3'3" like a marowak...

Even if we both win though, we may have to wait for another round before we meet...it would be interesting...

I don't see why marowak would be too big, but as far as chansey, it has 100% health like all others, noone refs with it's game stats, so it's how I use her, rather than stats that win, and I use physical moves a lot, try doing that with chansey's weak attack and defence

[Ace64]

Normal pokes got crazy elemental moves. That's why I hate em' (except for my Whismur!). In any case...I getting an underground betting pool on the winner of this TT. Winner gets 12 points, you want odds, you want in, PM me. Mods away, Ace will play, get me foo'?!?!

Anywho, reffing ta do.

[The Blue Avenger]

Aheh, Trey, you know Razor's still here, right?

*patiently awaits the unceremonious dragging-out-of-the-topic-to-be-arrested-by-the-forum-police of Trey*

[Dark Dragonite]

Ace is becomming the Pete Rose of ASB...

For those of you who don't know, Pete Rose is a baseball player who used to bet illegally on baseball games, including ones his team were playing...got banned from Baseball...no hall of fame for one of the most prolific hitters in the game...
</random rant>

[Ace64]

Hehehe...By the way, good luck in your tournament, Jeff... Let's just say a lot's riding on you. Several points, in fact. And my Hitmon enforcer doesn't take kindly to second place...*sneers and looks threatening*

[The Blue Avenger]

Just you try and threaten me with that Hitmonchan. Numeron, Person Man, King Ramses, Sedgewick, and particularly Moby Tank will have a field day.

Although I suppose Hitmonchan's wide variety of elemental attacks would help... Heh heh heh, I just gave a hint to my own enemy. I'm such a rockin' dude... I obviously have total confidence in my own abilities.

Seriously, if you insist on pressing your luck with your "Hitmon enforcer," you'll see exactly why I made it this far in the tournament. *shoos Ace away with a dismissive wave of the hand and tries to look smug*

[Andrew]

No twat should be using fully evolved or mid-large pkmn. Its called itty bitty for a reason. *cough* marrowak.

[Ace64]

Hmm. On second thought...you have waaaay too many Pokemon.

*begins arranging an accident for Jeff in the shadows*Pokerus oughta take care of those critters.

And yeah, Marowak might be a bit too much, considering the competition. I thought non-evolving Pokemon were supposed to be forbidden too?

[Mega Horny]

Hmm, I vaguely remembered him being pretty small on Colosseum, but hey, thats not a great source for validation. He still isnt that big though. And you didn't need to call me a twat

Just asking, rather than sending him out and getting flamed by someone.

...rockin' dude? O_O;

lol. Ace's threat was almost as amusing as the Ojama Cannon.

[The Blue Avenger]

Ace: If by "take care of" you mean "make better" then sure. If they get the Pokerus, then they get twice the experience... meaning my team can become more powerful that much more quickly! *evil laughter*

[Dark Dragonite]

What's wrong with non-evolvers, sableye is 1'8"...tell me he's too big, and I'll laugh in your face...p-lus, my opponent tried to send aipom out, then bpass to farfetch'd, which he can't do in a 1-1 and they are both non-evolvers, plus, for good measure...

Farfetch'd - 2'7"

Aipom - 2'7"

For the repeating of myself...

Sableye - 1'8"

Misdreavus - 2'4"

Sneasel - 2'11"

Marowak is only 4" bigger than sneasel...
oh, and I quote:

Also while there is no size limit on Pokemon, use common sense and if you have anything large and dangerous, don't use it against something small and weak. Evolution are allowed however.

Just because Chris went on Vacation, doesn't mean everyone should start a friggan war...

[Ace64]

The Tiny-Tourney


Is also starting in July alongside the Grand Festival. The sign-up sheet will be up a few days prior to the start-date. Please be considerate and give others a chance, as it is for BASIC STAGE AND NON-EVOLVING POKEMON ONLY!

--Robbed this from ASB news. So yeah, it was up there. I remember being pissed off, since I have tons of non-evolvers.

TBA: *grunt* I'm going to get They Might Be Giants to sue your Person/Universe/etc. Man and take all your money/points.

[The Blue Avenger]

You know as well as I do that, since they're totally awesome, they'd be cool with it.

[Ace64]

Just realized I proved myself wrong? Sorry.

[Blademaster]

Man, everyone is really getting into this Tiny Tourney... I wish I'd gotten there sooner - my team is all Basic, except Sashimi of course...

(pets my new Gyarados)

That's a good abominable death-bringing sea dragon... Here, have a treat!

(tosses him a whole steak)

Of course, I can still spectate; I wonder who will ultimately come out on top...?

Oh, well, regardless of who wins, I wish all 8 contestants good luck.

(just put down 5 points I don't have on Mega Horny)

Hee hee hee... (looks around) What?

[The Blue Avenger]

Hey, you want to bet, but you don't have points, eh? Well, my Torchic over here, good ol' No Ties to the Mafia, is dealing out low-to-no-interest loans. Why don't you try it out?

...What?

[Ace64]

Heh. Seriously though, good luck to everyone. I don't wanna show any support for anybody, cuz we're all friends here, right? Well, most of us, anyway...

[Mega Horny]

I have a feeling that DD might win, seeing as hes the most experienced of all the battlers, however, I think HIAGT has a pretty good chance too. I don't remember who the other contestants were.

You're really betting on me?

[Blademaster]

You're really betting on me?

LOL

No, I'm not a betting man, Mega Horny, and I'm not gonna support anyone over anyone else - that wouldn't be cool.

I just think you have a decent chance of winning because you're a ruthless bastard who exploits his opponent's weaknesses at every possible opportunity and turns their own moves against them.

-Blade

[Saffire Persian]

Just you try and threaten me with that Hitmonchan. Numeron, Person Man, King Ramses, Sedgewick, and particularly Moby Tank will have a field day.

XDXD... *imagines the last one having a field day*.

o.0 Anyway, I just hope I'll get past the first round. XDXDXD Fwee.

[Dark Dragonite]

Don't look at how I USED to battle, it was so long ago, I just can't battle the same, I was close to unstoppable, I mean, I was like 25-9, I used to take on everyone...

Now, it's kinda how I play billiards...I can be a devastating opponent, but sometimes I just get so caught up, I miss a huge opportunity, and blow it...

EDIT: Eggs hatched for July 3rd...

EDIT2: I'm facing an Aipom...interesting...let's see if I can't turn my opponent's own moves on him like a bastard, lol

[Charles Legend]

Don't look at how I USED to battle, it was so long ago, I just can't battle the same, I was close to unstoppable, I mean, I was like 25-9, I used to take on everyone...

Now, it's kinda how I play billiards...I can be a devastating opponent, but sometimes I just get so caught up, I miss a huge opportunity, and blow it...

EDIT: Eggs hatched for July 3rd...

EDIT2: I'm facing an Aipom...interesting...let's see if I can't turn my opponent's own moves on him like a bastard, lol

LOL sure you can try to.

What's wrong with non-evolvers, Sableye is 1'8"...tell me he's too big, and I'll laugh in your face...plus, my opponent tried to send Aipom out, then bpass to farfetch'd, which he can't do in a 1-1...

oh, and I quote: Just because Chris went on Vacation, doesn't mean everyone should start a friggan war...

DD, Let me Explain to you what happened. I asked Chris if baton passing was banned, he said no, however he was most likely thinking I was asking about it in general not for are battle, however what I meant to say to him is baton passing banned in the First round" and I did kind of forget that baton passing in a one on one was not allowed....n So yeah I wanted to put a Smack down on your Sableye, but ended up only Embarrassing myself....

So with that Said I am very sorry I tied to be extremely cheap…

LOL true but there is bound to be Wars and rumors of wars, It’s all a part of who we are as humans, did you know that around 50% of all Researchers in the world are strictly in the business of Arms development?

~Charles Legend

[Mega Horny]

I just think you have a decent chance of winning because you're a ruthless bastard who exploits his opponent's weaknesses at every possible opportunity and turns their own moves against them.

Oh come now, you practically set me up

And DD, telling me that makes me even more nervous. 25 - 9...Christ...

[Dark Dragonite]

Some of it is in the archives, but we're talking yrs ago...

Charles, that plan could have worked, but with only 2 moves per round, I could have sat there and right after the new pogey came out, toxic, followed up with something else vicious..."do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side..."
LOL

a few, probably 4-5 of those were DQs, I was strict, I used to play with 3 day dq...right now I'm 3-1-0, I have 2 DQs...well, Drew forfeited, and Myster Myuu vanished...but I used to battle everyone, I had quite a few matches against TML, Wolfsong, Charnumbers, Syberia, Imp, ASHarris, I'm pretty sure I faced RL, and maybe Andrew before, Chris2.0 and I battled before(I miss that Charmander), lol...I was taught by a hard opponent, ASHarris, and got help from other friends until I got my footing about how to battle.

BTW, MH, I think you posted 3 attacks for your next round, you can only use 2.

Old ASB team:
http://www.angelfire.com/pokemon2/cr...icuno/ASB.html
25-5-1...I was a little off, lol
87 pokemon, and some dangerous sigs...Ahh, back when ASB had little-no control...
I also used to use the vet combos, when I learned how, gravijaa slam was a big one

[Silencer]

I really haven't kept score of win/loss/draws. Maybe I'll look it up sometime, don't thing I have stuff in the records yet.

I've also searched up some old stuff of my old account. God I was a noob back then.

[Dark Dragonite]

What was your name in the old account?

[Silencer]

dragon684.

Don't remember all my pokémon, but I believe I had an electabuzz and abra for sure.

I checked my balance so far and have a 3-1-0.

Beat Knight of Time, Jaffa And Darth Skrusti(in a 1on1on) and Dark Sage.

Was beaten by aragornbird. Apparently he got his old team or something cause I didn't expect going up against a porygon2 or porygon, can't remember exactly.

Also with my old account I had that Mystery egg central place.
*Looks at Chris2.0 egg place*
HEY!

[Dark Dragonite]

Ah, I remember that name...about the egg, I would talk to Chris when he gets back on the 9th-10th, I don't have power to do anything but take money, dispense current eggs, and hatch them, sorry.

[Silencer]

lol, doesn't matter. Perhaps I had recieved a PM on my last account but I never get on it. Don't remember the password and the e-mail I used for it is old and probably gone...

[Dark Dragonite]

wait a second...dragon684....didn't you have an egg center before ASB changed? back when the other businesses were around? and didn't you have a picture of a dragon like shenron from DBZ?

[Silencer]

Jep, that was me. I worked hard to get 100¥(sad I still know the code to this) so I could start my business but after that my fighting got kinda sloppy and I was starting to get less and less active so my egg central thingy was kind of a let downer.

Besides I thought I said that I owned the Mystery Egg Central in my last post.

Edit: I just won another match so brings my W/L/T record to 4/1/0

[dragon684]

I figured out the pass of my old account. Sorry, this is kinda double posting but for old time sakes...

Man this account has changed alot... don't even have the picture anymore...

[Dark Dragonite]

wow, you seem to be real good around here.

I thought you said you had a mystery egg that noone hatched for you...my eyes hurt, too much pinesol...

[Silencer]

I didn't have a big opponent yet, like the old ASBers that are returning and I am bit more experienced now. Also maturity and thinking outside of gamelogic has taking me a step further. I lost to aragornbird and I'm losing to wolfsong. I have an open challenge waiting if you want

Also just remembered I didn't take my win against jkBakura into calculation so it's 5/1/0. Hooray for me.

Sorry if I'm hurting feelnigs with these numbers.

[Dark Dragonite]

that's ok, I'm not faring too well against Amy either...we've both won and lost previous bouts against each other... I would love to battle, but I promised Blademaster...cause he came in to ref...so hard to find refs, I think all my other matches are 2-2 or 3-3 both on 1st pokemon...

[Silencer]

She's on of those old ASBers with plenty of experience. And she's pretty annoying since all her pokémon seem to learn safeguard...

Current stats against Amy:

Team Wolfsong X O
Dusty Sandshrew ♂
HP: 60%
Energy: 62%
Status: safeguard up for 3 more rounds, firry tornado ended .

Team Silencer X O
Impri Ninetales ♀
HP: 65%
Energy: 42%
Status: annoyed, safeguard up for 4 more rounds

Worried about energy as most wins seem to be because the pokémon are dragged in to fight when their energy is so low. They should really fix that.

[Dark Dragonite]

that's something we both do I love stopping the affects of toxic, twave...

[Silencer]

lately, people just ban those moves lol

[Blademaster]

that's ok, I'm not faring too well against Amy either...we've both won and lost previous bouts against each other... I would love to battle, but I promised Blademaster...cause he came in to ref...so hard to find refs, I think all my other matches are 2-2 or 3-3 both on 1st pokemon...

I'm just about done w/ my battle with Mega Horny, DD - just give our ref Elec Man a bit longer to get what looks like or last round done.