2 on 2 (Mega Horny vs HIAGT) ref: Ace64

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

I have two baby Pokemon that I think need experience sooooooo if anyone is kind enough to take me on....

I'll send first, you attack first (2 on 2 at one shot)
Just for fun, no moves are banned, so go wild
Dq time: 1 week

Arena: Large plain, there are rocks and trees scattered randomly around with lots of grass, a biiiiiiiig lake somewhere in the middle (battlers start next to or in the lake if they wish to)

I'll be using Tsuyuna, my Togepi and Poyle, my Spheal...

anyone wanna battle? And a ref will be loved. ^_^

[Ace64]

I'll ref.

[Mega Horny]

Very Well, I'll be using my [m] Shiny Machop, Gnollish Bodybuilder and my [f] Shiny Cleffa Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies.

Both of you, start off by attracting your opponents. I'm guessing Tsuyana is f and Poyle is masculine, or if vice versa, please swtich so, seeing as HIAGT hasn't listed their genders. If they are both the same gender, and one of my attracts wont work, then have that particular pokemon use a sub instead. In the case of Machop, Body Slam on whoever's closest. In the case of Cleffa, use a Thunder Wave on Poyle.

Afterwards, Cleffa, send a shock wave into poyle while machop gives a nice cross chop to Tsuyana. Then, Cleffa, use a Magical Leaf to give those two babies something to think about. And of course, attacking last, Machop will use Vital Throw to chuck Poyle into Tsuyana.

[Ace64]

Only 2 attacks?

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

No..should be three.. I think MH got too used to tournament style. ^^
hmm.. *pokies Mega Horny* go and add your last attack

[Mega Horny]

Gah, sorry. *edits*

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

fyi, their genders are all in my nick. =) but just in case.. Poyle - male, Tsuyuna - female.
*looks at the list of attacks* WOW CHECK OUT ALL THE CHEAP MOVES THAT I COULD NEVER USE BEFORE!!!! *excited* I wanted to try them out, hence, the "no moves banned" rule ^_~

Poyle dearest, I choose to start you off in the water. I don't know how Cleffa's gonna try to Attract you, but why don't you just turn your back, if you can't see her "attractiveness" I can't see how it'll be effective. Anyways, from there, aim a nice Water Pulse at the Machop, then Rock Tomb that Cleffa, get her out of the picture for a while, finish with a blast of Sheer Cold at the Machop, he should be in bad shape after that Psychic from Tsuyuna.
Water Pulse(Machop) ~ Rock Tomb(Cleffa) ~ Sheer cold(Machop)

Tsuyuna, my beauty, run over to that big muscly Machop that's trying to charm you and show real charm with a sweet kiss, if you're attracted to him, the kiss should be even more effective cos you're doing it with loooove. Then, before he even can think of body slamming you, punish him with a Psychic, toss him around good. Finally, if Cleffa failed to be entombed, Flamethrower her to tomorrow. However, if she's in that rock tomb, then concentrate on Machop, add a Water Pulse to that Sheer cold of Poyle's, maybe you'll damage Machop and freeze him up. Since he was ordered to throw Poyle at you, and Poyle's kinda unreacheable out in that lake, I dunno how he's gonna do that, so he should be bewildered and confused - especially after your kiss.

Sweet Kiss(Machop) ~ Psychic ~ if cleffa is entombed, then Water Pulse//if not entombed, Flamethrower

[Mega Horny]

Oh crapz OHKOs arent banned!? Blast, then I would have chosen Smeargle. Well, it better take up a ton of energy

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

*points at her rules* nevermind =P if you want we can have another battle after this one... I was just dying to use all the banned moves that I couldn't before this. >.<

[Mega Horny]

Nah its cool, but again, it should take up a lot ofg energy, seeing as weaker attacks like Hyper beam usually subtract a base of 15 and cost you your next action.

[Ace64]

Posting your moves in 1~2~3 format helps a bunch, guys. Also, I'm messing with energy rates a bit, since I hate energy KO's. KTHXBAI

[center]Pre-Battle Stats

Challenger Mega
Bodybuilder (M Machop)
Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
Status: Fighting fit.

Queen (F Cleffa)
Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
Status: Fighting fit.

HIAGT
Tsuyana (F Togepi)
Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
Status: Fighting fit.

Poyle (M Spheal)
Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
Status: Fighting fit.

Team Hyper
Poyle:
Water Pulse(Machop) ~ Rock Tomb(Cleffa) ~ Sheer cold(Machop)
Tsuyana:
Sweet Kiss(Machop)~Psychic~Water Pulse/Flamethrower
Team Horny
Bodybuilder:
Attract~Cross Chop(Tsuyana)~Vital Throw(Poyle
Cleffa:
Attract~Shock Wave~Magical Leaf

Round One, Begin!

Both trainers release their Pokemon, cutesy-wutesy types which the ref feels inclined to scoff at.Except for Machop. Nonetheless, they begin the battle, showing just how powerful basic Pokes can be. Bodybuilder and Queen begin by attempting to attract the opposite sex. Queen's attempt fails, and while it is particularly gross to try and attract a baby(pervert), Bodybuilder succeeds!(-5% energy) So much so, that his efforts earn him a kiss on the cheek from Tsuyana, who giggles bashfully.(-4% energy) Bodybuilder stumbles about in a daze, only to be blasted in the head by a burst of water from behind. (8% damage, -4% energy) Fortunately for him, the attack seems to have washed away the saliva of the Sweet Kiss, leaving him a bit angry.

[color=yellow]Angry at Poyle for spoiling the moment, Bodybuilder decides to take his anger out on the nearby Tsuyana. Her soft shell gives her no protection from the wrath of a double karate chop at either side of her body. (11% damage, -5% energy) Heartbroken, the wrathful Togepi responds with a blast of psychic energy, sending the Machop flying. (12% damage, -7% energy) Queen fires a burst of electric charges at Poyle, who screams in pain at the shock. (8% damage, -5% energy) Annoyed, the Spheal connects his mind to the earth, summoning large rocks from the ground, which surround the Cleffa and close her in. (6% damage, -4% energy)[color]

Trapped in a prison of sheer rock, Queen beats away at her tomb, crying in the darkness. Bodybuilder, with no way to throw an opponent in the middle of the pond, is left wide open. A double burst of attacks- freezing wind from Tsuyana (11% damage, -8% energy) and another Water Pulse from Poyle. (8% damage, -4% energy) The Machop's chest is frozen solid, though the water did help melt it a bit...

Post-Battle Stats

Challenger Mega
Bodybuilder (M Machop)
Health: 61%
Energy: 90%
Status: Chest partly frozen.

Queen (F Cleffa)
Health: 94%
Energy: 90%
Status: Entombed.

HIAGT
Tsuyana (F Togepi)
Health: 89%
Energy: 89%
Status: Angry at Bodybuilder

Poyle (M Spheal)
Health: 92%
Energy: 92%
Status: Floating in middle of lake.

I've reffed 1 OHKO before. If you want to nail a OHKO, then there better be NO WAY for the opponent to dodge it. In this case, water's effect on ice helped weaken the cold.

[Mega Horny]

pfeh, thats a hell of a lot of damage for that amount of energy, but w/e

Machop -- Attack Cleffa with Cross Chop x3

Cleffa -- Attack Machop with Metronome x3

Edit: sorry that I attacked first, but I won't change my actions regardless of what HIAGT does, and this is probably my last chance to do so tonight, so don't worry about it.

[Ace64]

Uhm, where? It works for you as much as it does against you.

[Mega Horny]

Yup, fine with me.

[Chris 2.1]

The ASB Attack List Beta doesn't list Sheer Cold, Guillotine or Horn Drill as OHKO's, they just do a lot of damage. So if theyre used, you can go by that description instead of the game one.

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

*looks* o.o MH already posted? Oh well..
good reffing, I'm a little surprised at the damage that rock tomb did, so low? Oh well, you're the ref =)
Why are MH's Pokemon attacking each other? o.o Unless he's trying to unfreeze one and release the other maybe... >.<

Tsuyuna, good job on your first round, now, focus on that Machop, first a Future Sight would be good, followed by a good, strong Psychic, then finish up with a Toxic
Future sight ~ Psychic ~ Toxic(all Machop)

Poyle, you're wonderful, now begin with an Earthquake around Cleffa's general area, hopefully that tomb will collapse around her, damaging her even more. Then, throw an Ice Ball at the Machop, finish up with a Toxic of your own to join with Tsuyuna's for an extreme poisoning on Machop.
Earthquake(cleffa) ~ Ice Ball(machop) ~ Toxic(machop)

[Ace64]

Yeeeeah, damage caps are 40%. And I hope you're not attacking yourself after one bad round..

[center]Pre-Battle Stats

Challenger Mega
Bodybuilder (M Machop)
Health: 61%
Energy: 90%
Status: Chest partly frozen.

Queen (F Cleffa)
Health: 94%
Energy: 90%
Status: Entombed.

HIAGT
Tsuyana (F Togepi)
Health: 89%
Energy: 89%
Status: Angry at Bodybuilder

Poyle (M Spheal)
Health: 92%
Energy: 92%
Status: Floating in middle of lake.

Team Hyper
Poyle:
Earthquake(Queen)~Ice Ball(Machop)~Toxic(Machop)
Tsuyana:
Future Sight~Psychic~Toxic(Machop)
Team Horny
Bodybuilder:
Cross Chop(Queen) X 3
Queen:
Metronome(Bodybuilder) X 3

Round Two, Begin!

Bodybuilder attacks the tomb surrounding Queen, which breaks apart quite easily, with no force from Poyle keeping it together. (-5% energy) Queen rises from the rubble cheerfully, and decides to thank the Machop by twiggling her thumbs. She sighs happily, releasing a small gust of icy wind- Powder Snow, which doesn't help the Machop at all. (7% damage, -5% energy)Tsuyana ignores the apparent madness of her opponents, gazing into the future and releasing a great deal of psychic energy. (-7% energy) Poyle concentrates on the tectonic plates surrounding the Cleffa, and disrupts them with a psychic prod, tossing the Cleffa about. (9% damage, -7% energy)

[color=yellow]Bodybuilder doesn't know why, but he doesn't like the way Queen looks. So, he pounds her with another Cross Chop. (11% damage, -5% energy) Queen is hurting all over, but decides to let the Machop know what she thinks of his name. She spits a barrage of Swift star, which batter him all over. (6% damage, -4% energy) As Bodybuilder falls back, a psychic assault from Tsuyana bashes him from behind. (11% damage, -8% energy) A chunk of ice from Poyle nails the battered Machop in the head, adding to his aching. (7% damage, -4% energy)[color]

The hate continues. Bodybuilder sends Queen flying with a double hammer blow. (11% damage, -5% energy)The Cleffa, instead of retaliating, attempts to Refresh herself. But there's nothing wrong with her! Poyle swims forward to help Tsuyana douse Bodybuilder with Toxic. Unfortunately, the effects do not stack- you can only be poisoned so badly.

Post-Battle Stats

Challenger Mega
Bodybuilder (M Machop)
Health: 27%
Energy: 75%
Status: Chest partly frozen. Badly poisoned- 3% damage, +3 each round.)

Queen (F Cleffa)
Health: 61%
Energy: 80%
Status: Fine.

HIAGT
Tsuyana (F Togepi)
Health: 89%
Energy: 77%
Status: Cheerful.

Poyle (M Spheal)
Health: 92%
Energy: 77%
Status: Floating near shore.

[Mega Horny]

Ok, forgive me. I'd really like to have a rematch against you HIAGT, but without banned moves. It was fun, but I'm the competitive type and can't stand to see things like this. I'm sorry I can't change who I am, but I wanted to get my Health low enough so the battle could count as experience. Forgive me, both, but I forfeit, and hope to have another battle with you both in good time ^^

[Ace64]

Yeah, I was afraid of that. Only one Pokemon is below 55%, so
HIAGT and me- 1 point. Fwee. I don't think this could be used as exp either...so buy somebody a gift, hmm?

EDIT: Scratch that.
Tag Teams:

Winner and Ref gets however many Pokemon were used on their side and loser gets half of that (in a DQ or forfeit though, at least 2 Pokemon have to be at the mark for the winner and ref to get their points (in a standard tag team))

This is a forfeit, one Pokemon is below the mark, but nobody gets anything.

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

lolz. oh well. Does the experience still count?
anyway it doesn't matter (wanted to get points to give away at the xmas tree but >.>)
I did have the fun of using some of the normal "banned" moves though ^^

too bad ace, your reffing went unrewarded. I'll get you something at the tree when I can okies? ^^

[Ace64]

I remember MH trying to use a short match like this as exp, but The Missing Link denied it. I don't think you can use it as exp.

For the luvva Pete, please no Wonder Eggs- can't take the suspense. - -'

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

haha I wasn't gonna get you a wonder egg.. I looked at your list of pokemomn and decided that you had enough. ^_~

[Ace64]

Thankies. : p When you two have your rematch, I'll gladly ref.

[Mega Horny]

Hmm, oh really? Meh, i thought i'd get a point =/

Very Well, HIAGT, can you set up another identical thread, but with banned moves? Same pogeys and everything ok?