LOL...I'll help you Ghost...I want that god**** link!
Ron White: "...and the clearing of land to raise cattle, what are you doing to save the environment?" "I'm eating the cow. But I'm Only one man"....whatever the hell that meant... (His friend went to LA and became a vegetarian.) "I didnt rise to the top of the food chain to eat carrots."
Another comedian said this: "My friend was killed because of vegetables...he was ran over by a vegetable truck."