<Game> Twisted Wishes v.2 (M.A. LV)

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. You will then live on the streets for the next ten years and die from some disease that no one will care to diagnose.

I wish all of you were my slaves. (Muahahaha!)

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but what will happen if you die? Your slaves would be free.

I wish that I was in a better mood right now.

[Mega Horny]

Granted. But then I send you a pm.

I wish I were Knight Of Time's left ear.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Unfortunately, the rest of Kyle's name happens to be Van Gogh...

I wish that Bobobo-bo-bo-bobo actually made sense.

[Fett One]

Granted, it is now your nick name

I wish to destroy all technology

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but right after you get rid of technology, you get infected with a dangerous disease and without medicial technology, they won't be able to cure you and you will die.

(Have you noticed that most of these twisted wishes end with people dieing? I mean what's up with that?)

I wish I could meet Jerry Seinfeld.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. He kills you.

I wish that no wishes in this game could be twisted to result in deaths.

[Blademaster]

Granted - you stop playing.

I wish I could sleep more easily at night.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but you will now suffer horrible nightmares.

I wish I would have a high-speed internet connection.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Hey, some people think that a 56k modem run through a wireless network and shot through a satellite dish that's pointed in the wrong direction gives a pretty fast connection!

I wish that my parents would listen to me when I give them technical advice.

[Fett One]

Granted but they can't understand your explanations so they go back to not listening to you

I wish to be the most popular guy at school

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but that only lasts 5 minutes when you are tossed aside when someone more popular than you attends your school and everyone flocks to be with him and they start to ignore you.

I wish I had my own talk show.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, only that this "talk show" is where you talk with yourself, and the place is inside a mental asylum.

I wish my cat could talk.

[Fett One]

Granted but it tells all of your deep, dark secrets to your friends. Once they hear these secrets they no longer want to be your friends, leaving you with no one to talk to but your cat, who you can no longer trust since it blabs things to people. So basicly you have no one to talk to and go insane from the isolation.

I wish to become really good at bowling

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but since that's the only thing that you can do good at, the rest of your life does down the gutter or drain ... whatever.

I wish that this game would go on forever.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. The thread hits 15,000,000 pages before TPM crashes. And yet the game continues, eventually draining all the bandwidth of the entire internet.

I wish that I owned a cleaning robot.

[Fett One]

Granted but it refuses to clean windows

I wish to own an energy weapon

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but it will use biological energy, so the weapon would emit a "peculiar" odour when used.

I wish Mega Horny would stop copying other user's avatar.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but he will start using the avatar of the President of the United States which will get him in trouble and he will blame you.

I wish that I could have every edition of the I Spy Series (you know the popular book where each page has a picture of stuff and you have to find certain stuff ... yeah that really didn't sound as great as I thought it would.)

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Unfortunately, the "I Spy" series is banned where you live for some obscure reason, so you will be arrested if you are ever seen with one of those books.

I wish that you had said "Where's Waldo?" instead of "I Spy."

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but you'd twist his wish anyway.

I wish I'd know what's a "Where's Waldo" game is.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but when you know what it is, you find out it is very dull and boring and tedious.

I wish that I had every Beenie Baby plushies so I can complete my collection.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. But buying all of them sends you plunging into bankruptcy, so you have to liquidate all your assets - including the Beanie Babies themselves!

I wish that the next poster would make a guess in the Riddle Game.

[Fett One]

Granted, I will do that in 5-15 minutes but it won't necessary be a good post

I wish everybody in the universe was happy all of the time

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but a parallel universe close to our universe hates when anybody is happy and decides to destroy our universe.

I wish I could have my own Duel Disc.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but then you turn it on it creates a black hole and you get sucked into it

I wish that I could think of something to say

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but you will say something stupid that will get yourself a beating from everyone who heard your words.

I wish the next poster will amuse me.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but they will amuse you by insulting you.

I wish I could have my own fairy like Navi, but isn't annoying like Navi.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. You now have a gay man who sleeps in your bed, eats all of your food, and walks around your house naked. So you have a "fairy" who is annoying in completely different ways!

I wish that every person on the planet would each give me a dollar.

[Blademaster]

Granted, but then tax colllectors snatch most of it and the rest is stolen at chainsaw-point by a disgruntled sales rep in a clown suit.

I wish I was black.

[Fett One]

Granted but within 2 mins the police will frame you as a drug dealer

I wish to be immortal and have eternal youth

[mr_pikachu]

Granted, but you will leave through the end of the world, so you will be all alone and contantly unable to breathe.

I wish that I had a faster computer.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is so fast that it explodes the minute you turn it on. (Also what is the deal with wishes about fast computers?)

I wish that Team Rocket will successfully capture all of Ash's Pokemon.

[pokemon4eva]

Granted, but the the show is cancelled.

I wish Destiny Hero Dimond Dude was real.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted, but it doesn't matter since nobody knows what that is.

I wish that I owned a lifesize, diamond replica of myself. (Shiny!)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but beacsue of its worth poeple constantly try to steal it

I wish I had some more money

[darktyranitar]

Granted but you got one of those "stone money" that some Oceanian people use.

I wish Jigglypuff could evolve into something, other than Wigglytuff.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. It will evolve into that grotesque pink blob that everyone thinks will be a horrible pre-evolution for Chansey.

I wish that everyone thought Pokemon was awesome.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it won't last very long because they will get really tired out it.

I wish that I could become a Pokemon.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but pretty soon, you will be spending your lifetime in a Pokeball.

I wish I could catch Inferno_Dragon in his Pokemon form.