Oh... boy... there are things I want to say right now but probably shouldn't because of... stuff... all I can think of is "Oh, dear..."

The other thing I can say is that this is wonderful as usual. That "kidnapping" idea was really cute, as was that little list of Life Lessons Learned at a Water Park. A few typos here and there... the only really glaring one is that you called Uncle Todd "Will" twice in the first paragraph of the... uh... *counts* third section. When Diane starts playing, I believe. Other than that, I am vastly entertained and held in suspense... don't keep us waiting too long for the second part!

...On the subject of keeping people waiting, I'm sorry I've been away so long... hopefully I should have time to write your reffing this weekend. Damn senior year...