Chin up, Kalah. I have a solution: my custom-patented TPM wind-up bobble heads!

(fanfare plays; holds up a chibi-ish wind-up version of Ghost)

(winds up bobble head and sets it down on the ground)

Ghost bobble head: (starts walking in a random direction) "I am the ghost of the English language. I am the ghost of the English language! I am the gho-"

KER-FWOOOOOOOOM!!

Wheeeeeee! Fun!

(sets box of bobble heads on table for all to enjoy)