Quote Originally Posted by DragoKnight
5. What actors do you think would be cast?
Luigi - Dustin Hoffman. Come on, he did everything else. I'm hoping that I'll have the most miserable casting of any of the replies. Anyway, his moustache in Hook kinda reminds me of Luigi. I also figure he's aces wherever you stick him, so why not as a cowardly Italian man. Alternatively, Martin Short, because he was Frik in Merlin. Merlin was directed by Steve Barron. Steve Barron directs Mario Bros, you see. Splendid!
Bowser - Terry Crews. I don't care what you say, that man's brilliant. I would likely make Bowser a computer-animated creature too (or a Henson puppet. Ninja Turtles claims you!!), but I threw Terry Crews in because he's better than whoever does Bowser's voice in the Gamecube games.
Princess - Paris Hilton. XD I hate that broad so much. ...Alright, try this one - Ellen Greene. Since they've changed the Princess from a normal woman to a ditzy childish broad over time, I could see her being slotted in here. Assuming she hasn't aged in the last twenty years or so.
Toad - Danny DeVito. I love it, I'm going to write to DeVito and request he does this. Or perhaps an appearance as the Penguin. I wanna see Mario get his nose bit off.
Yoshi - (voice actor) Ahmed Best. Let's see if everyone hates Yoshi now, too.
Koopa Troopa - Keith Bulluck. Because the best character should be played by the most kickass dude.
Mario - Charles Martinet. That's right, foo's.


I can only envision DeVito as an overweight, unshaven Toad.Funny, but he'll probably have to inhale a bit of helium to get the voice right.

Oh, and puppet Bowser = big laughs. I can imagine that paper cutout of Bowser from Superstar Saga blowing flame cutouts at Mario and Luigi. Priceless!

Anywayz, I don't know if this is allowed or not, but so far, everybody has said no... So, I'm adding one more question:

11. If you said a new live-action Mario movie shouldn't be made, are you basing your answer on the fact that the last bombed? What if the Super Mario Bros. movie hadn't been made? Would you still say no?

Oh, and I know there's a lack of classy intellects in Mario games, but I think Kelsey would make a good Merlon, or maybe Kamek.

And maybe the actors from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies could make a cameo appearance or two as the Koopa Bros., heh heh...