I know the Reffing's slow. *points to absence thread* there explains why. I'm not going to try to be inactive or anything, just warning you that reffings might be later than usual.
TURN TWO
Chris 2.0 vs. Hypotenuseman
OOOOO | OOOOO
[u] Stats[u]

Prox [M]// Chris 2.0
HP: 89%
EP: 81%
Status: Liking this game already.
Psychic ~ Iron Tail ~ Strength

Tap-Tap the Red Nose [M]// Hypotenuse Man
HP: 80%
EP: 91%
Status: Confused… very confused.
Screech ~ Frustration ~ Dig
Current Space: Old Kent Road:
A basic, run down house. It is only one storey and has a small cluttered garden. A washing machine, without being plugged into a socket, is wandering around the house mercilessly. It can deal damage to foes with a steel type attack for 6%, or unleash an attack similar to bubblebeam for 8% damage. It has 15% life. There is mouldy food around which, when eaten will restore 5% and poison or confuse the foe.
Space Status: Normal.. enough
~Turn 2 Begin!~
Tap-Tap, or, currently Tap-Tap-Tap, looks about in confusion as it/they/he hears his trainers orders. Tap-Tap's mind tries to piece together the words, and to try to make some sense out of it, but his efforts come to now avail, and he blindly rushes forward, tearing through the wooden floor before being hit by a barrage of psychic-type energy that does nothing to help his confused status.
Mind rattled, all that the Dugtrio now sees, is the charging form of a gargantuan creature... and it isn't Magmar. The Washing Machine -- "fondly" named 'Sir Bubbles' by the neighborhood children, tears into the room with a vengeance, as sick and tired as a piece of machinery could be of its very unwanted house guests. Both Magmar and Tap-tap are beset upon by the bubbly menace, and neither have time to attack each other as the Washing Machine shoots an abundance of sparkly bubbles at both the battling Pokémon.
Both covered in soap suds, neither combatant is happy. Both are weak to the water-type attack, so the sudden barrage of rainbow bubbles from the possessed wannabe clothes-washer was very much unexpected and unwanted. Prox decides to vent his frustrations using Sir Bubbles itself. Prox runs towards Sir Bubbles, picking it up with his strong hands, and, using all of his strength, throws it at his ground-type opponent.
Tap-Tap actually has the intelligence to duck, digging underground as the washing machine cells past him, through the glass door, and into the garden, all the while getting its fair share of dents and scratches. Tap-Tap resurfaces seconds later under the fire-type, damaging it decently, but not at full power due to his still confused (though it's quickly wearing off) state.
The Washing Machine's stance, clunky and one-sided, promises vengeance, but all too soon, a dice rolls, and both Pokémon are transported to their next destination... which turns out to be the garden of The Angel Islington .
[center][u]Post-Turn[u]

Prox [M]// Chris 2.0
HP: 76%
EP: 67%
Status: Annoyed

Tap-Tap the Red Nose [M]// Hypotenuse Man
HP: 63%
EP: 86%
Status: Confused… but it's wearing off.
Notes:
~Hypotenuse Man attacks first.