Mega Horny vs Dragonis - Ref: Silencer

[Mega Horny]

Dont care about the rules, you decide. I just need some points.

[Silencer]

I could ref this if the arena doesn't get to confusing

[Dragonis]

I can take you on. Now for the rules. How about...
2-on-2 one out at a time
DQ- one week
banned moves- Rest, Toxic, Substitute, direct healing, Attracr and any thing else you want
I'll send out first you attack first
Arena- somewhere out in the middle of a desert

To start things off I'll send out my new Tyrogue named Sasuke

[Mega Horny]

Sounds good. As for arena, Indigo Plateau with a SMALL pool of water should be fine. I will be starting off with my female Shiny Ralts, Naughty Sorceress.

Begin with a taunt, then will-o-wisp, and follow up with a psychic and try and strain his much needed muscles.

Taunt -- Will-o-Wisp -- Psychic

(Oh, and no subs)

[Silencer]

Arena- somewhere out in the middle of a desert

Sounds good. As for arena, Indigo Plateau with a SMALL pool of water should be fine. I will be starting off with my female Shiny Ralts, Naughty Sorceress.

So which arena?

(Oh, and no subs)

And do you mean no subs as in: Incase he uses a double team use swift?

[Mega Horny]

Yeah, just like that.

And whoops, I didn't spot that. We'll do the desert as long as the conditions dont give any advantages or disadvantages. (Other to water types I mean)
So i take it theres no water attacks?

[Dragonis]

Not ones that need an outside source, like Surf, no.

Alright Sasuke start off by closing your eyes so you can't see Naughty Sorceress' Taunt before using Double Team. Then Mimic her Will-o-Wisp right back at her. Finish off by trying to hit her with Seismic Toss before she can use Psychic.

~Double Team~Mimic~Seismic Toss~

[Silencer]

Mega Horny vs Dragonis

In the seething heat one could only think that it is a mirage but apparently two trainers are going to go at it in the middle of the desert. In one corner we have to o-so popular Mega Horny.



On the other side we have the not so know Dragonis but hopefully that’ll change soon. The ref also arrives, clad in a sheet with a hole for the eyes. This will keep the dust away.



The two trainers send out their first set of pokémon and they are revealed to be a ralts by the name of Naughty Sorceress (which will be NS from now on most likely) on Mega Horny’s side and a Tyrogue by the name of Sasuke on Dragonis’ side. Naughty Sorceress is a fine female specimen as she sparkles thanks to her shininess. Sasuke on the other seems rather gender confused (how likewise with the naruto anime). Now that the ref has expressed his opinion we can start this match and watch some tiny pokémon beat the crap out of eachother. Again cheering erupts out of nowhere. No wait, this time it was the ref.

Team MG


Naughty Sorceress, female
HP: 100%
EN: 100%
Status: Sparkly
Attacks: Taunt~Will-o-Wisp~Psychic

Team Dragonis


Sasuke, ?male?
HP: 100%
EN: 100%
Status: Gender confused, but otherwise ok
Attacks: Double Team~Mimic~Seismic Toss

Arena: Desert

Round One

NS start this fight off by making rude gestures and screaming not so nice names to her foe. The fighting pokémon closes his/her eyes and start to concentrate. Not seeing the opponent is a plus but still hearing her makes it rather difficult for Sasuke to concentrate. He still manages to produce 2 clones but he looks viciously at the shiny opponent as the taunts had a slight effect.

NS puts her hands together and starts to chant an ancient incantation. Flames flicker between her palms as she shoots a small ball of fire to one of the triplets. Sasuke managed to keep his/her cool in the scorching desert and say how his/her opponent produced the small flame and quickly memorizes it. A boooooooo echoes through the desert at the ralts’ failed attempt. Where the hell is that coming from? Being tired of this I decide to send out my trusty ninetails to search for the source.

Now NS has decided to really go on the offensive. A purple aura becomes visible and the same goes for one of the fighters. The Tyrogue flies through the air and gets squished and pulled in all the wrong places. Suddenly it disappears with a poof (like many posts) and NS only has a bit of time to see Sasuke rush at her. He/She grabs the psychic pokemon and starts to twirl around. Naughty starts to enjoy the dance until Sasuke let’s go and she goes flying, landing hard on her back. Sasuke smirks as his clones had a lot of effect in this round

Team MG


Naughty Sorceress, female
HP: 92%
EN: 82%
Status: hurt a little, not so content.
Attacks: Taunt~Will-o-Wisp~Psychic

Team Dragonis

Sasuke, ?male?
HP: 100%
EN: 83%
Status: still gender confused, confident in his abilities, learned Will-O-Wips
Attacks: Double Team~Mimic~Seismic Toss

Arena: Desert

[Dragonis]

Sasuke, like all Tyrogus, is male. Anyways, on with the battle...

Your doing great Sasuke! Last round went so well I think we'll do it again. Start out by using Double Team again. Then try burning NS with Will-o-Wisp. Finish off with another Seismic Toss.

~Double Team~Will-o-Wisp~Seismic Toss~

[Mega Horny]

Hmm, I would have thought closing his eyes and concentrating would have taken an action, but, whats done is done.

Alright Naughty Sorceress, you cant just let them go around abbreviating your name. Start off with a rain dance to rid the world of Sasuck's clones or whatever, and then follow up by psychicing his own will-o-wisp back into him. (Seeing as its a spell, I hope the rain wont affect it) And finally, using the rain to your advantage, send a powered up super accurate thunder blasting into Tyrogue, and send him spinning away from you!

Rain Dance -- Psychic -- Thunder

[Silencer]

Mega Horny vs Dragonis

Team MH


Naughty Sorceress, female
HP: 92%
EN: 82%
Status: hurt a little, not so content.
Attacks: Rain Dance~Psychic~Thunder


Team Dragonis


Sasuke, male
HP: 100%
EN: 83%
Status: still gender confused, confident in his abilities, learned Will-O-Wisp
Attacks: Double Team~Will-o-Wisp~Seismic Toss

Arena: Desert

Round Two

The second round off fighting vs psychic in the blazing desert goes on and emo Sasuke(I swear to god he’s emo, but I can go with a dramaqueen) starts off by repeating a popular trick, namely splitting up. Sasuke isn’t as focused and maybe a little to overconfident as he only manages to make 1 clone. But luckily he didn’t waste to much energy as the water comes pouring down on us. And since we are in the middle of the desert, I have forgotten my umbrella. So I just take out a notebook and a pen and write down ‘to do: mess Mega Horny up’.

NS takes her time this round and waits for her opponent to make a move. Sasuke doesn’t waste time and remembers his new found ability. He to starts to enchant an ancient incantation, perfectly mimicking Sorceress’ previous pattern. A flame of intensifying heat forms between his palms and he shoots it forward (Gyoukaku no jutsu!). This is the moment Naughty Sorceress has waited for. She activates her powerful mind and encircles the incoming ball of fire with her psychic grasp. But the ball is going faster then she expected and she only managed to slow it down enough for the rain to wash it away.

Sasuke has a face of ferocity. His last two moves countered, he starts to think that Sorceress is mocking him. He cracks his knuckles as he thinks about how he’s going to hurt her. But during all of this Naughty Sorceress (happy now Mega Horny?) seems slightly confused. ‘What attack should I use? I now thunderPUNCH, thunderBOLT and thunder WAVE but thunder?’(thanks to refs kadabra, kurenai, for the translation). Sasuke takes his chance and speeds forward. He grabs his psychic foe and starts to turn around his axel and when he reached a great speed, he releases his foe. Although it hasn’t been raining that long, the ground has softened a bit. Still a muddy Naughty Sorceress stands up. Fuming at how her foe made her royal sparklyness dirty.

Team MH


Naughty Sorceress, female
HP: 85%
EN: 76%
Status: Sparkly but dirty
Attacks: Rain Dance~Psychic~Thunder


Team Dragonis


Sasuke, male
HP: 100%
EN: 67%
Status: less confident, learned Will-O-Wisp
Attacks: Double Team~Will-o-Wisp~Seismic Toss

Arena: Desert

Notes: Mega Horny, closing his eyes and concentrating (on the double team) did indeed use an action. we see so many people say ‘close your eyes and do’ whatever and it is perfectly possible.

And if you could show me a pokédex where ralts learns thunder, please direct me to it and I’d gladly reref, she did gain 4% energy now though.

[Mega Horny]

Hmm, youre right I suppose, but I was quite sure at the time.

Alright NS, just psychic the shit out of him.

[Dragonis]

Alright Sasuke, let's try Will-O-Wisp one more time. Then we'll shake things up a bit with Earthquake. Finish off by using Detect to dodge her last Psychic.

~Will-O-Wisp~Earthquake~Detect~

[Silencer]

Mega Horny vs Dragonis

Team MH

Naughty Sorceress, female
HP: 85%
EN: 76%
Status: Sparkly but dirty
Attacks: Psychic x3


Team Dragonis

Sasuke, male
HP: 100%
EN: 67%
Status: less confident, learned Will-O-Wisp
Attacks: Will-O-Wisp~Earthquake~Detect

Arena: Desert

Round Three

And we are starting the third round this time and NS immediately starts off to go on the offensive. Her so far unhurt opponent is getting a little to confident to her liking. An eerie blue glow surrounds the psychic and to the shock of Sasuke, it also forms around him. Suddenly his arms and legs and what not start to bend in directions that are perfectly normal if you were a rag doll. Sasuke manages to regain control over his body as the glow disappears. With a growl he starts to perform a familiar trick as an ancient incation starts. Intensive flames start to grow inside his palms and when he’s content with the size, he throws it toward Sorceress. She gets hit on her chest and it leaves quit a mark. Sorceress falls to one knee as the stinging commences.

A furious psychic pokémon just looks up. The familiar glow surrounds her but this time it’s with angry eyes (not that it matters in the damage). Again Sasuke’s body starts to move around and painfully twists several joints. After the grasps has been released and Sasuke moves again. He makes a little jump and plants his two fists in the earth. The handy and palmsize scale of richter, owned by the referee, goes berserk and Sorceress gets knocked over.

Again the glow surrounds Sorceress (so boring to ref…). But this time Sasuke is prepared and has moved out of sight. The psionic grip still finds a target in the sand as it was crushed into even smaller dust. Sasuke stands smugly behind an angry Sorceress, his grin growing larger as Sorceress falls down from the stinging pain.

Team MH

Naughty Sorceress, female
HP: 75%
EN: 58%
Status: Sparkly, burned(2 damage each round)
Attacks: Psychic x3


Team Dragonis

Sasuke, male
HP: 82%
EN: 46%
Status: less confident, starting to forget Will-O-Wisp
Attacks: Will-O-Wisp~Earthquake~Detect

Arena: Desert, Raining for 3 more rounds

[Dragonis]

Alright sasuke, let's start things off by getting inside Naughty Sorceress' head with Mind Reader. Then, while you know what she's thinking, you shouldn't have any problem hitting her with Hi Jump Kick. Finish up by Relaxing to regain some energy.

~Mind Reader~Hi Jump Kick~Relax~

[Dragonis]

You still with us MH? It's been over a week.

[Mega Horny]

Taunt to screw up mind reader, then psychic to send high jump kick flying into a wall. Finish by twisting up his limbs with another psychic while hes sitting there.

Sorry for the wait. School stuff.

[Silencer]

Mega Horny vs Dragonis

Team MH

Naughty Sorceress, female
HP: 75%
EN: 58%
Status: Sparkly, burned(2 damage each round)
Attacks: Taunt~Psychic~Psychic


Team Dragonis

Sasuke, male
HP: 82%
EN: 46%
Status: less confident, starting to forget Will-O-Wisp
Attacks: Mind Reader~Hi Jump Kick~Relax

Arena: Desert

Round Four

Sasuke starts this long awaited round of by putting two of his fingers against his temples. With his spiritual force he creates a link with NS her mind. That link as abruptly interrupted when Sorceress starts to scream and make rude gestures. A steaming Sasuke now only wants to hurt as much as he can.

Sasuke rushes forward and at the last instant he raises his knee. But once again Sorceress was prepared and halted the male with her psychic powers. With a powerful blast the fighting pokémon is send flying and makes some nice dust clouds appear when hitting on the floor.

Being beaten, Sasuke sits their, thinking about the next part of his plan. He needs to hurt the vile magician and hurt her bad. But how? Sadly Sorceress knows how to hurt Sasuke. Again a very familiar purple glow surrounds both the pokémon but it’s Sasuke that’s hurting, his arms and legs are twisting in ways they should, when he is released from the psychics curse, his limbs are hurting all over.

Team MH

Naughty Sorceress, female
HP: 72%
EN: 41%
Status: Sparkly, burned(2 damage each round)
Attacks: Taunt~Psychic~Psychic


Team Dragonis

Sasuke, male
HP: 64%
EN: 33%
Status: less confident, forgot Will-O-Wisp
Attacks: Mind Reader~Hi Jump Kick~Relax

Arena: Desert

[Mega Horny]

is Sasuke still taunted? Usually it lasts for two rounds.

[Silencer]

Well, you taunted Sasuke to disrupt his mind reader abilities, which it did. But since I interpreted as specific for that move, so the taunt didn't last that long. Being countered can also make you think about just rushing in again, especially when countered so heavily.

So no longer taunted

[Dragonis]

Are you going to attack MH? It's almost been a week.

[Mega Horny]

Sorry, lifes busy. But im here, im here.

Taunt again, then psychic twice.

[Dragonis]

OK Sasuke, aim a Mach Punch for her mouth. Let's see if she can still Taunt you with a busted jaw. Then we'll try to aggravate her burns with Sunny Day. Finish off by using Detect to dodge her last Psychic attack.

~Mach Punch~Sunny Day~Detect~

[Silencer]

Mega Horny vs Dragonis

Team MH

Naughty Sorceress, female
HP: 72%
EN: 41%
Status: Sparkly, burned(2 damage each round)
Attacks: Taunt~Psychic~Psychic

Team Dragonis

Sasuke, male
HP: 64%
EN: 33%
Status: less confident, forgot Will-O-Wisp
Attacks: Mach Punch~Sunny Day~Detect

Arena: Desert

Round Five

A fresh gust of wind picks up some nearby sand as the two pokémon face each other viciously. Sasuke gathers energy in every muscles of his body and shoots forward to deliver a powerful punch to Sorceress’ jaw. It looks rather painful but Sorceress hangs on. And unbelievable she starts to make rude gestures. She holds her stomach and falls down on the floor, laughing hysterically. Sorceress starts to bang her tiny fists on the floor as anger rises in Sasuke. Sorceress barely manages to stand up and needs to wipe some tears from her eyes. That girl needs to go acting.

Now that Sorceress has finally come through, she mentally starts to inflict pain on the fighter. Limbs are twisted, pressure is being put on Sasukes entire body. When the grip is loosened the male Tyrogue gives a disapproved look at his trainer. Change the weather, not right now. I’ll pummel that b*tch (drop the ‘t’, cause bich is latin for generosity). Sasuke rushes forward and throws punch after punch all over the psychic pokémon. Glad to have released some anger he jumps back and eyes the hurt Ralts before him.

And we appear to have a déjà vu. Sorceress starts to inflict on Sasuke by using her mind once again. Again Sasuke gives a strange look to his trainer and just rushes forward and delivers many blows to the magician.

Team MH

Naughty Sorceress, female
HP: 50%
EN: 24%
Status: Sparkly, burned(2 damage each round)
Attacks: Taunt~Psychic~Psychic

Team Dragonis

Sasuke, male
HP: 46%
EN: 16%
Status: Furious
Attacks: Mach Punch~Sunny Day~Detect

Arena: Desert

Hope you noticed I editted, also my images don't seem to work anymore :'(

[Dragonis]

I may not have noticed the edit if you hadn't PMed me. Glad you did. Also the 'bich' part is from the South Park movie. (I love that movie!)

Alright Sasuke use Seismic Toss to NS as far away from you as possible. That should give you enough space so you can Relax for the rest of the round.

~Seismic Toss~Realx x2~

[Mega Horny]

Alright NS. Use psychic to throw him away whenever he gets close for his seismic toss. Then, while hes sitting there doing nothing, use hypnosis. Then, use Dream eater to siphon energy from him and add to you rather than HP. It can be used that way.

[Silencer]

Mega Horny vs Dragonis

Team MH

Naughty Sorceress, female
HP: 50%
EN: 24%
Status: Sparkly, burned(2 damage each round)
Attacks: Psychic~Hypnosis~Dream Eater


Team Dragonis

Sasuke, male
HP: 46%
EN: 16%
Status: Furious
Attacks: Seismicc Toss~Relax~Relax

Arena: Desert

Round Six

Round six is here. And both pokémon look battered, beaten, bruised, broken and tired. Still, they will not stop this fight. For honor and glory, but mostly points, they shall continue. A furious Tyrogue starts to rush forward with his arms wide open. But Sorceress is ready as a strong beam of energy is shot out of her tiny body, sending Sasuke backwards.

The psychic blast seems to have knocked some sense into Sasuke as he realizes he can’t keep this up. So he sits down and tries to relax as much as he can, restoring energy as good as he can. Meanwhile Sorceress has something else up her sleeve. Her eyes glow eerie blue and an intrigued fighter looks at her. Sasuke’s eyes becomes droopy until he finally falls back with his eyes closes

Unbothered by this Sasuke just keeps on relaxing, but Sorceress creeps up on him. She places her hands on his head and starts to draw out his dreams. Sorceress starts to feel a new breath cross her entire body. Feeling refreshed enough, she let’s go and walks back over to her side. She does pause a moment as the stinging sensation of the burn hurts her body.

Team MH

Naughty Sorceress, female
HP: 48%
EN: 11%
Status: Sparkly, burned(2 damage each round)
Attacks: Psychic~Hypnosis~Dream Eater


Team Dragonis

Sasuke, male
HP: 29%
EN: 20%
Status: Asleep
Attacks: Seismicc Toss~Relax~Relax

Arena: Desert

[Mega Horny]

Dream Eater to siphon some more energy, then façade and finish by relaxing.

[Dragonis]

OK Sasuke, Snore untill you wake up.

~Snore~

[Mega Horny]

No subs dude. Remember?

[Dragonis]

I forgot, sorry. I'll edit it right now.

[Silencer]

Mega Horny vs Dragonis

Team MH

Naughty Sorceress, female
HP: 48%
EN: 11%
Status: Sparkly, burned(2 damage each round)
Attacks: Dream Eater~Façade~Relax


Team Dragonis

Sasuke, male
HP: 29%
EN: 20%
Status: Asleep
Attacks: Snore(x3)

Arena: Desert

Round Seven

The fast round seven approaches but it seems that it won’t be such a fast round. One battler is snoozing, the other is just standing around. But wait, there is a little movement. Sorceress repeats a trick and sucks up some energy like a dirty little vampire. Fall on a splinter you dirty little(must be going through Dragonis’ head, totally not my opinion >_>). Sasuke just let out a deafening snore in response.

The little psychic is tiring but she doesn’t give up. The burn she has received during one of the earlier rounds start to glow an orange color. Soon it engulfs her body and she shoots forward to smack the sleeping Sasuke around. But the fighter just lets out a final snore before rubbing in his eyes and wakes up.

During the last turn both pokémon just sit there relaxing and enjoying the scenary. These fighters must be tiring by now…

Team MH

Naughty Sorceress, female
HP: 38%
EN: 11%
Status: Sparkly, burned(2 damage each round)
Attacks: Dream Eater~Façade~Relax


Team Dragonis

Sasuke, male
HP: 12%
EN: 17%
Status: Awake
Attacks: Snore(x3)

Arena: Desert

Sorry for the wait, school and all that stuff...

[Dragonis]

Alright Sasuke, let's try to use your namesake's 'Barrage of Lions' attack! Start off by quickly knocking NS into the air with Mach Punch. Then before she has a chance to doing thing, jump up after her and throw her to the ground with Seismic Toss. After that fallow hew down and nail her with Mega Kick. Hopefuly this will work.

~Mach Punch~Seismic Toss~Mega Kick~

[Mega Horny]

so, is Tyrogue awake or not?

[Dragonis]

I'm assuming he's awake. Silencer did say he woke up, maybe he just forgot to change Sasuke's status at the end of the post.

[Silencer]

100% correct. I had to do 3 reffings and an attack so I hope that's the only thing I missed.

[Mega Horny]

Alright then. Ralts, do you best to use your superior speed to toss him away evertime he tries to attack you with psychic.

x3

[Silencer]

Mega Horny vs Dragonis

Team MH

Naughty Sorceress, female
HP: 38%
EN: 11%
Status: Sparkly, burned(2 damage each round)
Attacks: Psychic~Psychic~Psychic


Team Dragonis

Sasuke, male
HP: 12%
EN: 17%
Status: Woken up
Attacks: Mach Punch~Seismic Toss~Mega Kick

Arena: Desert

Round Eight

And it’s time for round 8. Both pokémon are breathing heavily and look ready to finish eachother of. Sasuke can get his body to move the fastest and punches Sorceress in the face. She’s send flying a little, but she helps out a bit by sending a psychic wave downwards, that propels herself upwards a little.

The slammed down Sasuke sees his chance, his opponent has helped a little. He jumps up but a similar wave is shot down and knocks Sasuke out. But Sorceress has put to much of stress on her fragile body and she slams down, KO’ed as well.

Both pokémon knocked out at the same time although Sasuke was a little faster. So Dragonis sends out, MH sends out and attacks, Dragonis attacks.

Team MH

Naughty Sorceress, female
HP: 0%
EN: 0%
Status: Energy KO
Attacks: Psychic~Psychic~Psychic


Team Dragonis

Sasuke, male
HP: 0%
EN: 0%
Status: HP KO
Attacks: Mach Punch~Seismic Toss~Mega Kick

Arena: Desert

[Dragonis]

I'll send out Yuriko, my new shiny female Zangoose.

[Silencer]

I'm sending this automated message out to all the battles I'm reffing (AKA I'm going over all the battles I'm reffing and posting the same message).

For those that haven't noticed yet, I'm taking a break from reffing for personal reason. As said in the reffing tower, I took a break from reffing to study for my finals.

It is suggested to find a subref but if you haven't found one until the end of january I will still continue this if both battlers want to keep going.

Thank you for understanding

http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/sh...&postcount=412

this can also be considered a bump for Mega Horny, I believe.