(is showing symptoms of withdrawal)

Must... buy... more... gifts...

Frylock: OK, I honestly have no clue what to get you, but between your 'random' reffings, your somewhat disturbing sig, and the fact that the real Frylock would probably be something like a Grass/Psychic Pokemon, I decided to get you a Mystery Egg. Merry XMas.

Andrew: Now, before you start condemning me to Hell for getting you a crappy gift, let me explain:

I know from experience that you hate Eevee, Pikachu, Slowpoke, Heracross, and every Pokemon affiliated with them, as well as all Dragons. So, no Hydro, Mystery, Salaman, Mineral, Nectar, Volt, or Plain Eggs (or Wonder, obviously). So, rather than just give you a single crappy point like I did last time, I got you an Earth Egg. Merry XMas.

(And may God have mercy on the Egg Center if that Egg hatches into a Trapinch. )

Anyway, now that I'm officially broke and I have 6 more gifts to buy...

...

Wait...

...Oh, fu-

(insert long stream of hemorrhage-inducing curses here)