*Wields whip-of-doom* crrr-ack! Oi oi oi mofos! Youse all stay away from Central Weasonia! It's a cesspit of yaoi-dom, perversion and overly-loud rock music! Narh! An it's allll miiinee!!
Come to my part of town to par-tay! And bring some hot men, I could do with some fun ^_________^