(staring down a ballista)

Hey, they started it! The town was abandoned, and so I come and claim it for myself, and then all these moochers come down and start picking it apart! Well, I found this town and nursed it back to health, so it is mine! You can't deny it! Me claiming Twilight Town has prompted more posts here in the past four days than people have made over the last 3 months! I've revived this ghost town, so I deserve rights to it!

(Fiyuh Spooky zooms back into the fray and accidentally incinerates the ballista)

Fiyuh Spooky: "Did someone say 'ghost town?'"