1) When was the last time you bought something for yourself?
This last Saturday. So, three days ago.
2) Was it for fun or was it necessary?
I cannot survive without a steady supply of this item.
3) What was the item in question?
A couple of packs of Pokemon cards.
Incidentally, my car has something like an ounce of gas left, and I'm totally out of food in my room. But alas, I had to abide by the greater priority. Pokemon cards come first.