I feel like I neglected a few things in my last post, so... here ya go.
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Lionel
The Desert Oasis...
Though nowhere near as large as the legendary Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas, the 2-story structure was easily just as grand. A grand fountain forty feet in diameter adorned the plaza in front of the casino, crystal clear water constantly filling and refilling it via a fifteen-foot marble statue of a muscular man with the head of a baboon, the mouth of which issued for the soutain's water.
The casino itself was a large structure of no one particular architectural origin - it seemed almost to be an amalgam of scattered ideas, including a Gothic arch over each doorway and Greek columns holding up a broad, Romanesque roof, whose strange design was almost completely overshadowed by a massive neon sign depicting the casino's name.
Inside the casino, the first floor resembled something like a typical, middle-class casino, such as one would find in, say, Atlantic City. Rows of slot machines ran up and down the first floor, in between a few card tables at the left corners. At the nearer right corner was a register, where chips and money were to be exchanged, in in the far right corner were a few table games - craps and chuck-a-luck, mostly, but a few other, more exotic games, as well. Several security guards patrolled the floor, as well as a few waiters and waitresses serving inexpensive drinks and foodstuffs.
At the rear of the first floor was an elevator guarded by two bouncers; only the casino's wealthier patrons were welcome to use it. Atop this elevator (and past another two bouncers) was the true casino, in all of its ritzy glory. Card and dice tables of all varieties replaced the less elegant slot machines on the first floor, and Big Six and roulette wheels stood against the walls. On the right side of the floor was a series of dining tables, behind which was a door leading to a kitchen, where the best chefs in Mirage City prepared meals as expensive as they were delicious. The waiters and waitresses on this floor would even deliver said meals and expensive drinks to the players - seeing a man eating a Maine lobster with butter sauce in between hands of poker was not an uncommon sight here.
As on the first floor, security cameras watched each table and machine closely via a massive CCTV system, and security guards patrolled the floor for extra protection.
And right now, the top security guard and the casino owner were currently taking a break from playing and supervising the games - instead, they were hard at work in the computer room: Eugene monitored the security systems, while Lionel was using his laptop to - of all things - shop.
"Y'know, Lionel," Eugene interjected, "it ain't my position to be saying this , but we raked in over a million bucks in that game tonight..."
"Between the two of us, $1,230,000 to be exact." Lionel replied, not looking away from his laptop.
"Right..." Eugene muttered. "Maybe we should put it towards the casino instead of... y'know... gift-shopping."
Lionel, who was looking over a listing of... expensive (to say the least) items, merely smiled.
"Now, now, no need to worry Eugene." he assured the burly man. "It's not like I'm going to spend all of our... heheheh... 'hard-earned' money now..."
He stopped scrolling through the list, his eyes falling on a specific item.
"In fact..."
He checked the price listed.
A wide grin crossed his face, showing off his pearly-white teeth.
"I think we may just have enough leftover for that new wing we've been meaning to add to the ground floor..."
He removed his cell phone from his front pocket and flipped it open, quickly dialing a number and holding it to his ear.
There was silence for a few seconds, and then...
"Good evening. I was just browsing around your website and I came upon an item of interest to me. I'd like to place an order for..."
He looked at the monitor.
"... Item number K-24J7."
Silence.
"Yes, that's right. K... 24... J... 7."
Silence.
"Thank you. How long will delivery take?"
Silence.
"That long, huh? Hmmmm... How much would overnight delivery cost?"
Silence.
"Done."
************A few phone calls later****************
Lionel flipped his phone shut and replaced it in his pocket.
"Eugene," he said, getting up, "I'll be in my office if you need me."
"Awright." Eugene replied. "But... leave the laptop here, OK?"
Lionel laughed at this.
"Alright, alright." he chuckled, opening the door leading into his office from the computer room.
In his office, Lionel removed an envelope and a sheet of paper (both decorated with gold trim, naturally) from his desk, as well as - of all things - a small jar of black ink and a quill pen.
With the skill of an 18th century nobleman, he wrote out a note:
My dearest Amisi,
How have you been, my Pharaoh? I see you so seldom at the casino anymore... You've surely not forgotten your old friend now that you've amassed such a vast and powerful empire, now have you...?
I jest, of course... In all seriousness, I recently won a small fortune in a game of poker, which I have used to buy you a gift.
Unfortunately, said gift is a bit too large to deliver to you personally... If you'd be so kind as to come pick it up personally, I'd very much appreciate it.
I'll send a limousine to pick you up at 7pm tomorrow evening; you needn't worry about security, as I'll have my five finest security guards with me, as well as four others (all of whom you yourself appointed me) escorting us.
I look forward to seeing you again, and I hope you enjoy your gift.
Yours, with love,
~Lionel Greenwood
Lionel set the pen down and reread his note; he paused...
And then, as an afterthought, he added to the bottom of the note:
P.S. Please, my dear friend, feel free to bring whomever you wish with you if you feel my security is inadequate, but I beg you, do not bring Isis.
Chuckling softly, Lionel produced a small remote from his desk, which bore a small speaker as well as twelve butons, each engraved with a separate Egyptian heiroglyph. He pressed and held the fifth one and spoke into the speaker:
"Nebekhau, could you please come to my office? I have a small jo-"
He was interrupted just then by the main door of his office swinging open and a tall, lanky man in black dashed in. His hair was blonde and slicked back, and his legs were exceedingly long for his size. Around his neck was a necklace bearing a golden ibis' head.
"You called, sir?" the thin man, Nebekhau, said in a voice that suggested he'd had far too much caffeine that morning.
"Your speed never ceases to amaze me, Neb." Lionel chortled. "Just where does your name come from again?"
"The Egyptian God of scorpions, follower of Ra." Nebekhau replied hastily.
"Well, you certainly do move like a scorpion." Lionel chuckled.
"Indeed. What's the job, sir?"
"You can call me Lionel, you know... Anyway, I have a message for you to deliver to Amisi."
"A message for the Pharaoh?" Nebekhau asked, surprised. "What about, sir?"
Lionel folded the now-dried letter into thirds, and then stuffed it into the envelope. Then, he reached into his drawer and pulled out a flat white box, the lid of which he flipped open to reveal a blood-red felt cushion.
A stamp pad.
Lionel then made a fist with his right hand, the middle finger of which was adorned by a ring bearing the emblem of an Eye of Horus, with the name 'Thoth' written around the bottom of the eye in small, elegant text.
Lionel sealed the envelope, and turned it over. Then, he pressed his ring against the stamp pad, then pressed it against the upper-left corner of the envelope, where the return address would typically be, leaving the ring's emblem in blood-red marker ink instead. Then, he took the quill pen once more and wrote at the center of the envelope:
'For the eyes of the Pharaoh only'
"What about?" Lionel responded, grinning his Cheshire grin. "Just a royal offering for Her Royal Highness, is all..."
He took the envelope and then handed it to Nebekhau, who's hand lashed out like a scorpion's tail as he grabbed and took it.
"Deliver this to Amisi's mansion." he instructed. "If you can deliver it to Amisi herself, it would be best; if any of her guards resist, tell them Thoth sent you to deliver that to Amisi personally. If that necklace, that emblem, and that message aren't enough, then return here and I'll deliver the letter myself. Understood?"
"Yes, sir." Nebekhau replied, bowing.
"Then go." Lionel said. "Oh, and.."
He snickered.
"...Be quick about it, would you please?"
Nebekhau gave no reply, aside from a half-smile that lasted a few milliseconds at best, and then...
CLICK.
The door to Lionel's office was shut.
And Nebekhau was gone.
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OK, I'm happy now.
(goes into hiding for another twenty posts or so)
...Next!