GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.6 (M.A. Zak)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Andrew's robot did it for him.

Fortunately, Andrew had a self-destruct button just in case the robot went on a total killing spree.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the bomb set was too big.

Fortunately, for me, it didn't reach Finland.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, It was suddenly shifted towards the blast zone

Fortunately, this massive shifting of continents moved all inhabited coninents out of the way of the blast

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, it then caused a series of earthquake, tsunami, and volcanic eruption to happen at avery part of the world.

Fortunately, we were smart to get off to space and set a space colony there.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the moon also had a bomb which exploded.

Fortunately, we had a space colony on Mars.

[Ghost]

Unfortunately, the Space Colony had been destroyed by human-hating martians.

Fortunately, they forgot to destroy the spare space colony we had on Mars.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, no one survived the attack.

Fortunately, there are other survivors who are living on some spaceship that is drifting around Earth, hoping that Earth would one day be habitable again.

[kitsun]

Unfortunately, the ship ran out of supplies.

Fortunately, Earth becme habitable at that precice moment.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately Earth blew up.

Fortunately, they searched for the next earth-like planet named "Bob".

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Bob was inhabited by hostile aliens

Fortunately, the aliens were primitives, who only had rocks as weapons

[kitsun]

Unfortunately, the martians brought the bobians their weapons

Fortunately, the bobians were untrained in the use of the weapons and ended up doing more damage to each other than to us.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they then up blow the planet up.

Fortunately, we were still alive.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, we were all infected with a zombie virus.

Fortunately, a brilliant scientist had the anti-virus.

[kitsun]

Unfotunately, the scientist was the first to be infected.

Fortunately, we killed the scientist outright, so the virus didn't spread

[Fett One]

Unfotunately, we didn't get rid of the scientist fast enough

Fortunately, the anti-virus worked

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it worked by destroying all organic matter with which it came in contact, including the people who took the anti-virus.

Fortunately, that minimized the damage from the virus.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that wiped out all humankind.

Fortunately, there was a half human, half dragon who was immune to the virus.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, There was only one of him

Forunately he was able to make new people to inhabit the earth again

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they become embroiled in civil war.

Fortunately, the good guys won.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, good and bad are just a matter of persepective.

Fortunately, that didn't matter now.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, we didn't know who the "good" guys were

Fortunately, There were the people who stood for morale truth, blah blah bkah etc etc etc you get the idea

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, everyone has their own set of values and morals.

Fortunately, the values and morals of the "good guys" were well-founded.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the "good guys" were really bad guys in disguise.

Fortunately, they liked doing good things so they kept on being good.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they decided to become evil again

Fortunately, some local superheroes arrived to stop them

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the bad guys were stronger.

Fortunately, each one of them had some really major weakness (like Superman's weakness to krypptonite, you get the idea), and the superheroes managed to exploit their weakness.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the villians were able to exploit the superhero's weakness.

Fortunately, this was all a movie watched by every TPM member.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, most people hated the movie

Fortunately, no one had to pay any money to see the movie

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the producers were driven into bankruptcy.

Fortunately, it was one less group that would force their rubbish into movie theaters for years to come.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunate, one man's rubbish is another man's treasure.

Fortunately, someone actually understood what I just said.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, this man was someone stuck in a mental asylum.

Fortunately, everyone else eventually understood what you are saying.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they didn't like what it meant

Fortunately, Inferno_Dragon had moved far away by this point

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they could still find me.

Fortunately, I used the Oblivate spell to make them forget everything about me.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu forgot the English language, too.

Fortunately, all the TPMers wanted to learn Finnish.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he couldn't teach them since he didn't know English.

Fortunately, one of his friends knew both Finnish and English.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he didn't have the right materials.

Fortunately, he knew of a store where he could get the materials.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he couldn't afford the materials

Fortunately, the store gave him a job so he can pay off the items

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, to pay off the debt he had to work really long hours and not enough time to teach us all how to speak finnish.

Fortunately, He hired some people to help him

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

(I assume you were talking about the friend of mine there)

Unfortunately, it then took all the money to hire the assistants.

Fortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu suddenly gained omniscience and could speak English again.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, an assassin damaged his vocal cords so he could never speak again.

Fortunately, Stephen Hawking gave him a voice box to speak out of.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the voice box didn't work

Fortunately, all it needed was a new battery