GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.6 (M.A. Zak)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, its was a special battery that no one could craft

Fortunately, I learnt how to make one

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, you forgot how.

Fortunately, you had a book that taught you how to make one again.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the book was stolen

Fortunately, you had another copy of the book

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the words on the book are blurred due to the poor state of the book.

Fortunately, you remembered that you have saved the instruction on your PC.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, your computer crashed.

Fortunately, you had the information downloaded on a Floppy Disk.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, since Floppy disks are a dead technology i didn't have a floppy disk drive

Fortunately, the computers at my school are soooo outdated they still have them

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you can't get into the school because all of the doors are locked

Fortunately, you find the school janitor

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he is a evil robot bent on destroy mankind.

Fortunately, you had the device to reprogram him so he could help you.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, you can't get into the school because all of the doors are locked

When has that ever stopped me?

Unfortunately, it was knocked away

Fortunately, I put up an epic struggle to retrieve said device

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, your floppy disc got stolen in the fight.

Fortunately, you put up another epic struggle to retrieve it back.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you lose the struggle

Fortunately, you are able to steal the keys from the janitor

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the principal promptly changed all the locks.

Fortunately, all the new locks were identical to the old ones.

[Master Chief]

Unfortunatly, the lockers were broken into the next day.

Fortunatly, the cops found out who was breaking into the lockers, and put him into jail.

oops, i meant to say this...

Unfortunatly, the school was broken into the next day.

Fortunatly, the cops caught the guy and made him pay $1,000,000 in damages, then sent him to jail.

[DarkEntei]

Unfortunately, the payment and jail time occured during a game of Monopoly.

Fortunately, the game was so long that it was a punishment in itself.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, this meant he was free to resume his criminal activities.

Fortunately, he was so traumatized from the game that he was sent to an asylum.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he was force to play Monopoly the rest of his life.

Fortunately, he sold his soul to the devil so the game Monopoly no longer existed.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Milton Bradly just made another Monoply rip off called Ylponom.

Fortunately, since the name wasn't catchy it failed and they went bankrupt

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, this meant they couldn't make a new Pokemon Monopoly for the fourth generation.

Fortunately, nobody would have bought it anyway, so it kept them from wasting time.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but since millions of pokemon fans were expecting it, they all decided to destroy every piece of entermainment in the world.

Fortunately, a hypnosis spell solved that problem.

[Fett One]

Inferno_Dragon, I didn't know you can grant an Unfortunately, lol


Unfortunately, the spell wore off after 3 days

Fortunately, the person who cast the spell recast it

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the person was eaten by a GIANT PIE (Steak)

Fortunately, the steak pie didn't like people

[Master Chief]

whoa, talk about random...that post just deleted itself lol

anyways, Unfortunatly, the pie went on a rampage.

Fortunatly, all the pie (eating) lovers came to eat it.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the pie has poison on it.

Fortunately, the poison were only present in a very tiny amount that it was not lethal.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the pie was poisoned.

Fortunately, the people had an immunity to poison.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, only the adults were immune

Fortunately, no children ate the pie

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, some animals ate the pie.

Fortunately, they had strong stomachs.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

UNFORTUNATELY, THE STOMACHS EXPLODED ,CAUSE I JUST REALISED I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON

Fortunately, they where able to get transplants.

[Master Chief]

Unfortunatly, the transplants were from humans and they got rejected.

Fortunatly, there were some spare animal organs.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, those organs belonged to the most poisonous animals around.

Fortunately, they weren't taken now.

[Master Chief]

Unfortunatly, the animals died from not having the transplant in time.

Fortunatly, nobody cared that they died.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a group of animal activists did and were angry.

Fortunately, they died also by eating some pie that had a flesh eating virus in it.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, one person surived

Fortunately, that person went insane and was locked in a mental institute

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he escaped.

Fortunately, one minute after he escaped, a truck ran over him, killing him instantly.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he wasn't missed that much.

Fortunately, he had a few friends that came to his funeral.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, his friends were homocidal maniacs

Foruntately, they all fell in his grave

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they were then turned into zombies by some mysterious force.

Fortunately, they were good zombies.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Chris from Resident Evil didn't know that.

Fortunately, Chris 2.0 from TPM came to tell him.

[Master Chief]

Unfortunatly, the Chris from R.E. thought Chris 2.0 was a zombie.

Fortunatly, they both got along.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Chris from R.E. accidently shot Chris 2.0

Fortunatly, Chris from R.E. payed for Chris 2.0 funeral

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, He only payed $100 so it was just a hole in the ground

Forunately, everyone from TPM kicked in so it was much better