Scraped through by my ass hair!
Time to take it up a notch...I WANNA BE IN A BATTLE ROUND DAMMIT!!
Right, since it seems Andrew likes the more 'surreal' appeal ill go with Blastoise (m)
Start off by Running and jumping into the Ocean but before you hit use Ice Beam to create a 'path' over the water to slide on 'Iceman style'. Keep up the Ice beam and create yourself a track over the water with twists and loops etc then end the track with a high Vertical to launch u into the air. When u leave the track use Withdraw in midair then come down using Earthquake to destroy the track (not let noone else use it) and Surf as you hit the water to send a wave towards the Beach. End things with a Hydro Cannon (or Hydropump if im not allowed the double turn move) to destroy the Wave in a Dramatic shower of water before it Destroys the 'stage'
Ice Beam - Withdraw - Eathquake - Surf - Hydrocannon/pump
As for food......I like meat!