GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.7 (M.A. Zak)

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he died as a result.

Fortunately, that meant he didn't have to pay Fett for his transmutation services.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately darktyranitar shared the same bodily system as Crazy Elf Boy, hence when the toxic affected Crazy Elf Boy, it too affects darktyranitar.

Fortunately, there is a cure but located in the Sahara Desert.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, we can't walk that far

Fortunately, we got a camel ride (weeeeeeeeeeeee)

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the camel couldn't get you there fast enough

Fortunately, you found a magic carpet

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the carpet got burnt out halfway by the extreme desert heat before it can reach reach its destination.

Fortunately, you found a desert jeep driver who is willing to drive you to your destination but at a fee.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this fee was incredibly large

Fortunately, we brang a gun along just in case and shot him, then stole his jeep.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he turned out to be a zombie.

Fortunately, we have an anti-zombie bullet.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the anti-zombie bullet turns out to be a halloween trick gadget and hence could not be use to load into the gun.

Fortunately, the jeep was fast enough to get away from the Zombie at the speed of light.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, The Zombie culd run at the speed of light

Fortunately, Baseball bats screw zombies up nicely

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, all the Baseball bats were brought to Finland so that we could play pesäpallo (Finnish version of baseball).

Fortunately, Finland is not too far away after all.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the distance between Finland and Sahara Desert is long and with the time not on Crazy Elf Boy and darktyranitar's side, what can they do now?

Fortunately, the time machine is always readily available.

[Master Chief]

Unfortunatly, it breaks down in the intense heat of the desert.

Fortunatly, CEB is an excellent repairman and fixes the time machine.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, by the time he was done, the zombie had arrived.

Fortunately, the zombie forgived us if we would kindly hand his jeep back.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, We needed the jeep.

Fortunately, Dark Tyranitar made us one by using some palm trees rocks and sand as fuel.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the jeep didn't have any seats

Fortunately, the zombie didn't want to sit

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the time limit is up and the fused body of both Crazy Elf Boy and darktyranitar died from the poison.

Fortunately, both of them went up to heaven.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Heaven isn't what it is all cracked up to be

Fortunately its still nice (You guys should come, free food, free games and no adds in TV shows)

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, all of us prefer to remain alive

Fortunately, you were reunited with deceased relatives

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, they had went over to hell for vacation.

Fortunately, they got both Crazy Elf Boy and darktyranitar a one-way no return ticket to hell.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they got both Crazy Elf Boy and darktyranitar a one-way no return ticket to hell.

Fortunately, the moderators deleted this repeating SPAMmy reply of mine.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, someone reposted your post.

Fortunately, they edited the post to make it less spammy.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, to do this they had to delete it and write a 1000 page report on why is was so spammy

Fortunately, Mr_pikachu loves 1000 page essays

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortuanely, I posted after CEB again.

Fortunately, we will still know what happens to mr_pikachu he mentioned.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, we don't.

Fortunately, we get to know what happened to CEB and I.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the rest of the members in the board does not.

Fortunately, I decided to inform them of darktyranitar and Crazy Elf Boys' wild adventure in the Sahara Desert!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunalely, the story is rather long.

Fortunately, you guys won't have me starting it because I won't return until Monday.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, we want you to start it

Fortunately, you gladly stayed just to do it ^_^

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately he changed his mind and Mikachu's pants got superglued onto the chair which he is sitting on in front of the computer. Hence making it impossible for him to leave the seat.

Fortunately that means he will have to stay up all through the weekends just to tell everyone of the wild adventure of Crazy Elf Boy and darktyranitar.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one wanted to read about their wild adventure

Fortunately, a book publisher for some strange reason was interested in making it a book.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he then backed out from publishing the book.

Fortunately, we decided to post the story on the fanfic board of TPM.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it was poorly done

Fortunately, we got the most renound authors from around the world to help us with it in order to make it a tale of epic proportions

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the authors wanted to be paid

Fortunately, all they wanted was $100

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Fett One heard it wrongly. They wanted a hundred of US$1000 notes fresh from the bank not just a $100.

Fortunately, darktyranitar being the only pride of fanfic in the topic here foot the bill easily. He is a rich man afterall.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, those were all the money I have.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy was kind enough to lend me a few hundred dollar.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I didn't want to give up my money

Fortunately, Dark Tyranitar persueded me through song

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately darktyranitar is a bad singer with extremely high pitch that when heard, can make a normal person go deaf and the mirrors and glasses to crack and scattered around the ground.

Fortunately, we were spared from his horrible singing by avoiding him.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it was kind of hard to avoid his singing since his song somehow went gold platinum.

Fortunately, the song was a joke to begin with and was destroyed by Simon Cowell.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Simon Cowll was unloved and was shot while trying to destroy it

Fortunately, A more loved Idol judge destroyed it

[Dark-San]

Fortunately, that judge was Randy.

Fortunately, he could be save by rushing him to the hospital.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Randy's car broke down.

Fortunately, Randy was not only a judge but he was also a brilliant mechanic.