Nah, don't worry, I do enjoy reffing, I was just worried about time, but since this is a one on one, shouldn't be a problem.
this post will be edited with the reffing added later today after I finish studying a few Bio topics ^_^U
By the way River, when you said "all status stuff banned" you mean status inducing attacks that don't do damage(i.e. thunder wave) or that status stuff just doesn't happen (i.e. you get hit by fire blast but you don't get burnt no matter what?)
River vs Vermillion
Beginning Stats:
Team River

Darkwind ♀
HP: 100%
Energy: 100%
Status: Creepy cat is OK
Quick Attack/Shadow Claw/Ice Beam
Team Vermillion

Nimrod ♂
HP: 100%
Energy: 100%
Status: Very creepy frog/humanoid creature is OK too
Bullet Punch // Mud Bomb // Poison Jab
Arena: Indigo Stadium-Just a normal grassy field. A few rock piles jutting out of the ground and a good sized pond for water types.
Round 1
It promises to be good, two experienced ASB-ers ready to battle TO THE DEATH. *coughs* oratleastuntilapokemonfaintsbutthatcountstoo. *coughs again*
On one side, we have the delightful River, who chooses her sinister Sneasel, also known as Darkwind. Her brave challenger is none other than Vermillion, who chooses the freaky NEW frog thing that is no way as cute as the adoooorable Mudkip which is this ref's TOTAL FAVOURITE WATER STARTER(after Squirtle and Totodile of course).
The Croagunk attempts to capitalise on his opponent's type weakness at the very beginning, dashing forward with rather unexpected speed to smash a shiny metallic fist right into Darkwind's face - or he would have if Darkwind had remained where she was supposed to be. Zipping around her opponent, making full use of her lighter body and quicker movement, launching herself and landing securely onto Nimrod's back, digging in deep with all of her dangerous talons. However, after this, things don't really go as planned as she is not only taller, but also heavier than her diminutive opponent, and they both topple down onto the grass as he loses his balance.
Their orders forgotten, Nimrod fights to get to his feet, while Darkwind has found that her talons are in too deep, and she is unable to dislodge them for a successful shadow claw.
Realising that his struggles are futile, Nimrod moves to the next course of action - offensive defense(?) and twists his hands as far back as they can go to jab Darkwind. She cries out a little in pain as poison is forcibly injected into her veins, but remains focused and the back of Nimrod's head is subject to a beam of icy coldness. Talk about brain freeze!
Luckily for Darkwind, due to weirdo magic circumstances in the arena, her status condition is instantly cured as all the poison is mysteriously purged out of her body.
Damage done unto Darkwind: 5(from struggling)+9=14%
Energy lost by Darkwind: 5+5+6=16%
Damage done unto Nimrod: 6(claws jabbing into his back, ouch)+6(struggling)+9=21%
Energy lost by Nimrod: 6+4+5=15%
Ze Ending Stats:
Team River

Darkwind ♀
HP: 86%
Energy: 84%
Status: Was poisoned, fine now ^_^
Team Vermillion

Nimrod ♂
HP: 79%
Energy: 85%
Status: Ever eaten too much ice cream too fast? Magnify that feeling by about 5 and you've got how he currently feels. But he's not frozen. Nu-uh.
Ref's Notes:
1. I was actually planning on a whole new reffing style, buuuut it's a little hard to implement as of now as it's rather more time consuming. So what you;re getting in "hiagt-is-sick-of-studying-and-is-partially-hyper-style"
2. As usual, just fyi, I don't believe in energy KOs... unless the combatants specially request for it =)
3. New attacks are fun(not) - I had some trouble deciding if Bullet Punch would actually hit when Sneasel was asked to quick attack...but then I compared base stats for speed, and it was kinda obvious who would be faster in any event... And for Mud Bomb, I assumed that the attacker has to physically throw the mud first for that attack to happen. Unfortunately, one turn was missed by both Pokemon due to slight chaos when the Sneasel landed on Croagunk's back. Effectively, the move they both used was Struggle.
4. BATTLE ON YAYAYAYAY. No significant changes to arena
River attacks first 
oh yeah. I do tend to make stupid mistakes so..
Whack meh and tell meh ok???
and of course, if you disagree with any parts of the reffing, do voice your complaints. Don't keep it all in and then hate me forever ;.;