GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.7 (M.A. Zak)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Dark-San was sooo good at stalking he stalked me to my new house

Fortunately, I gave him the old slip trick

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Inferno Dragon betrayed you for the second time and I am back in the business of stalking you. You cannot escape from me since I have many friends like Inferno Dragon types around.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy takes a plane and flies to Africa to avoid me.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately after already defeating 15 dangerous monsters with all new and powerful spells the next bad guy one with strength of all 15 monsters is read for battle.

Fortunately you do a training arc after coming nearly to death and summon all your powers from your heart after thinking of the many friends that have died sacrificing themselves because you have such a charismatic and most annoying personality. And finally you defeat the monster using an all new spell and are summoned to become a heaven god.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he wakes up and realizes that everything that happened was just a dream

Fortunately, he turned this dream into a book that became a best seller

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it was only second to Harry Potter

Fortunately, to make his one the best seller he had a do what was nessecary *runs finger across neck*

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, a new Harry Potter book came out and it was impossible to exceed its excellence.

Fortunately, this book was so good because it was actually about TPM for some odd reason and it is better for us because we are famous now.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately we are only famous to only the Pokemon Community and is rather unknown to the rest of the Internet world. Though it takes much time for our fame to be spread throughout the net and have everyone talking about us and TPM.

Fortunately, Mikachu discovered a faster way to do that.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that meant he had to sell his soul.

Fortunately, he was a Vampire so he didn't need his soul anyways.

[Zcade0]

Unfortunately, he had taken the path of Blackheart and absorbed souls into himself to gain power.

Fortunately, he had a lot of souls to spare.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he liked all his nice souls

Fortunately he traded some one elses soul

[Zcade0]

Unfortunately, the person he was selling it to would only take his.

Fortunately, he found a way to kill the person so he wouldn't have to sell his soul yet still spread TPM throughly over the internet.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately TPM crashed.

Fortunately, the new and better TPM was born.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately the adminstrator of the new TPM isn't Kelvin, Suzie or Chris. In their place, we have the banned members. A nightmare come true!

Fortunately, they were kind enough to let TPM run on its own.

[Zcade0]

Unfortunately, they stopped letting posts count on this board.

Fortunately, a great member uprising overthrew them and instated more trustworthy and non-spamming members to their ranks.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, these people were very easily corrupted

Fortunately, non corruptable members overthrew them and took over

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, nobody is truely corruptable.

Fortunately, there was a spell for that.

[Zcade0]

Unfortunately, it needed imaginary ingredients, for the person who made the spell was quite obviously insane.

Fortunately, they found out that it was quite the opposite, and everyone is born corrupt.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, lots of people were stealing and lootng

Fortunately, the people that were normally born corrupt where born nice

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately if you performed a crime, you will have to pay for the consequences irregardless of whether you are born nice or born naughty. Everyone has their freedom to do whatever things they wished to do but that comes with a responsibility which you would have to undertake. Once that responsibility is breached, you pay for the legal price irregardless of it be prison term or fines.

Fortunately the government is kind enough to let those offenders undergo consuelling instead of throwing them into prisons.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the conselors were lazy

Fortunately, they started to do their jobs when the government threaten to not pay them

[Zcade0]

Unfortunately, they still decided not to pay them. Their reasoning was, "Why make a rehabilitation for criminals? Soon enough, they'd figure us out and we'd get sent there..."

Fortunately, Bill Gates started paying them. He didn't like the government any more than anyone else did.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he sent them fake money.

Fortunately, that was a small joke between them and the real money came tomorrow.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Tommorow never came

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon came

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, he had taken MC and is unable to make it on time.

Fortunately, Zcade0 and Fett One came in his place.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, We didn't know what to do

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon finally arrived and took over

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, I (Inferno Dragon) had amnesia.

Fortunately, I had a friend (Mr_Pikachu) who could remind me what I was supposed to do.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he had amnessia to

Fortunately, Dark San reminded you

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, you will need to pay me a high fee in order for me to remind you.

Fortunately, you have the money.

[Zcade0]

Unfortunately, I stole it all. I do that a lot.

Fortunately, Dark-San agreed to remind you for free.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he only did it for free because Mr_Pikachu held a gun to his head

Fortunately, the gun wasn't loaded

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, I had a loaded gun.

Fortunately, Dark-San was really Neo in disquise and can dodge bullets.

[Dark-San]

Fortunately, Dark-San was really Neo in disquise and can dodge bullets.

^ Damn I wished I could do that.

Unfortunately we are not in the Matrix world. Hence Neo's ability to dodge bullets is bound by gravity.

Fortunately, the real me is able to do those dodging irregardless of the gravity existence.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Inferno_Dragon tossed an explosive which you can't dodge

Fortunately, your possess a protective force shield thaat protected you from the blast

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the force field shorts out before the bomb explodes.

Fortunately, the bomb explodes confetti and I (Inferno Dragon) along with Fett One and Mr_Pikachu shout "APRIL FOOLS!"

[Zcade0]

Unfortunately, It's not April anymore, thus a bunch of random people start shooting at you. Yes, a bunch of people randomly pulled out guns and opened fire. You must've been in New York.

Fortunately, it was New York. Spiderman to the rescue!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunatly, I sprayed him with Bagon

Fortunately, it wasn't really New York but Metropolis Superman to the rescue

[Dark-San]

Unfortunatly the green globin killed off spidey with his technologically advanced automated bombs.

Fortunately, the damages done to the surrounding area is kept to its minimal.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, due to the chaos theory, that caused 100 nuclear explosions on planet Pluto.

Fortuantely, the aliens on Pluto were evacuated.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they were angry at us and fired a doomsday weapon at our planet.

Fortunately, the weapon went through a wormhole and blew up an parallel Earth.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Parallel Earth was pissed

Fortunately, the parallel earth was inhabited by tiny versions of ourselves