The ASB Summer Xmas Tree 2007!

[Blademaster]

Ah, OK. Thanks, drew. ^^; I'll take good care of the Smeargle, Verm.

Now, I know I'm gonna seem like a hypocrite fo giving away gifts here, but all the Pokemon I have pretty much are gifts! So, watch and be amazed as I trim my team from 24 Pokemon down to 12. Voila!

(nothing happens)

Oh, for the love of crap! XO ...OK, OK, fine, I'll just give them away then...


Ace65: First battle, remember? And I said I'd repay you for those 3 points. So, here. My Makuhita(M), Sumo Bro. Merry XMas.

Charles Legend: Sick of waiting? 'Cuz I sure am. Here's an Absol(F) I bought you. Enjoy.

darktyranitar: Duuuuude...! ^^ OK, Faiz, I dunno if you'll want her or not, but you're a cool guy, so have my Jynx(F), Teeheena. Happy whatever-mas.

Dark Sage: You and me have had some ups and downs in the past, so I wanna bury the hatchet once and for all and give you this: my Lunatone(N), Moon Cleft. Hope you like him, even if Blast doesn't.

Houndoom_Lover: I'm giving you my legendary Contest-winning Castform(M), Mallow. I know I promised you a butterfly Pokemon, but Castform is like you in many ways: it's cute, it's versatile, and it's got a nice pair of boobs. Happy non-holiday! ^_^

Hypotenuse_Man: Partly because of the Relicanth, and partly because I wanna see the name you'll give him, I'm giving you Oho Jee, my Whismur(M). Take care of him.

Mega Horny: Since you seem to like her so much, go ahead and keep that Lickitung - I'll give my Kirlia to someone less greedy fortunate. ^^;

MLG: Sorry for giving your Barboach away so soon, but I have a lot of Water Pokemon already. Still, I really appreciate the thought, so I wanna give you your new team's first Ghost to love: my undefeated Banette(F), Vivian. Merry whatever-mas. Oh, and as an extra way of apologizing, if you don't like Banette, let me know, and I'll giveyou my Shedinja instead. But not Rotom - that one's mine.

Mew Master: Denny, you like weird Pokemon, right? Have a shiny Barboach(M), named Mr. Kipper. Happy Kwanzaa.

River: Since someone beat me to getting you that Spheal you wanted, take my Sunkern(M), Crayzee Dayzee. Happy Hannukah. ^_^;

The_Arbiter: drew, I honestly have no idea what to give you, so I'm just gonna wing it and give you Chris 2.0's Graveler(M), Thwomp... no, not Thwomp... Tonne, who sadly I have never won a battle with. Maybe you can train him better...


The last 2 Pokemon I want to give away are in battles now; I'll take care of those soon.

Until next time, laterz.