Enigma
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CRUNCH!
The door to the mansion flew off its hinges, splintering in half as the violent man kicked it in a good five feet. As he ducked through the doorway, a foul, musty smell invaded his nostrils.
"Shit, this place stinks!" the man growled. "And what is with this fucking decor? This is so fucking cliche, it's painful!"
He wandered through the dim foyer, squinting as hard as he could, but still unable to see in the darkness.
'Oh, for fuck's sake...' he thought.
Suddenly, memories of his bizarre encounter with the creature at the mansion's entrance flashed back into his mind.
'OK, let me think here... I can change my hands into other stuff... OK, concentrate... Concentraaaaaate...'
He closed his eyes and held up his hand, clenching it into a fist. His forehead wrinkled; sweat beaded on his face as his fist expanded into a spherical shape, losing color until it was a clear bulb. Slowly, two metallic filaments extended from the base of the interior of the bulb; a spark of electricity appeared between them, flickering for a few seconds before finally lighting up with power like a 40-watt bulb.
The man sighed, his head aching from the strain of the chemical reaction that had just happened in his hand... At least he could see now, though...
Dead ahead of him was a corridor marred with cobwebs and dust; doors on either wall extended down as far as the eye could see. They were all dirty, dusty, crooked, splintered...
But one door in particular caught the crude man's eye - it was, in comparison to the others, surprisingly clean and unbroken.
'Oh, that doesn't look suspect at all.' the man thought bitterly. He walked up to the door, flash-bulb hand raised. Slowly, he reached for the knob, a small broze plaque on it catching his eye:
Project G47-C31
The man frowned as door opened, exposing a bright white light that broke his concentration, causing his hand to revert to normal. He quickly shielded his eyes, giving them a few moments to adjust before he could finally focus on the room surrounding him...
He was in a sterile white room, totally featureless save for a bed, a mirror, and a blinding white light fixture in the ceiling...
"Oh, God damn it, not this again!" he barked.
His voice, however, had an odd effect this time around - something smashed him in the back of the head.
"OW, MOTHERFUCKER!!!" he screeched, rubbing the back of his head and spinning around, fists clenched. "OH, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, ASSHO-"
He stopped short as his eyes focused on his assailant...
Standing in front of him was a woman who looked like a cross between a kickboxer and a BDSM porn starlette. Her black hair fell down her back like a lustrous waterfall, and her eyes were a vivid greenish-blue, full of anger and several other, more primal emotions her target recognized all too well.
"Holy shit..." the man said, temporarily taken aback by this avatar of eroticism.
That was all she needed to kick him in the stomach, causing him to double over - seconds before an uppercut sent him reeling back into the door, slamming it shut again.
"Bastard!" she spat. "Let me the fuck out of here!"
The man got to his feet, his bleeding nose barely registering in his mind as he shot back:
"The fuck out of WHERE?! Out into the rest of this monster-infested shithole!? Fine, be my guest!"
She narrowed her eyes.
"So then you're the psycho that brought me here!?"
"Are you fucking kidding me!? I woke up in the middle of this hellhole in this same damn room, out there in the woods some-fucking-where - I didn't do a damn thing!"
There was a brief pause, before she slowly lowered her fists a bit and asked:
"Why should I believe you...?"
"Why?" he replied, fuming. "WHY?! I'll tell you why: Because I've been shipped all over the fucking world, fighting every scumbag sand monkey in Soviet-fucking-Cannuckistan and back, and I FINALLY get a chance to get some fucking R&R, and where do I wind up!? Some shithole in the middle of nowhere, turned into a Goddamn trans-fucking-mutant and forced to fight hoard after hoard of un-fucking-godly sideshow freaks straight out of every Resident fucking Evil game in existence! THAT'S why! Any other questions!?"
The woman didn't look at all pleased with the way she was being addressed, but between the circumstances of the moment and the tones of exasperation and confusion in the hostile man's voice, she ignored it - as much as she didn't want to believe what she was hearing, she couldn't think of any more logical explanation than that what 'The Doc' had said was true, and that this man before her was another of his 'test subjects.'
"Yes..." she finally said. "Mr. Personality, I do have one more question... Who the Hell are you, anyway?"
The man, who'd been breathing heavily since his outburst a moment earlier, closed his eyes for a moment and took a few deep breaths.
"I'm... My name is..."
He paused... What was his name again? For some reason, he couldn't seem to remember... All that came to his mind was what he'd read on the plaque he saw when he first left his room...
"3N1-6M4..." he muttered to himself...
"Huh?" the woman asked, her tone making it clear that her patience was wearing thin.
The code ran over and over in the nameless man's mind, slowly changing with each cycle.
'3N1-6M4...
...3N1-6M4...
...3NI-6M4...
...3NI-GM4...
...ENI-GM4...
...ENI-GMA...'
That's when it clicked.
"My name..." the man said one more time, looking at the woman with a strange confidence in his eyes. "My name is Enigma."
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OK, Drusie, I've done as you asked... Hopefully I didn't screw anything up too bad. ><;;;
So, uh... next?