War of the Forums

[Phoenixsong]

Evil Mewf0ur's little speechy-thingy makes no sense. Nice, whacked-out and freaky. True to M4 fashion, really.

This appears to be confirmation that DS just wanted the mods out of the way, not dead. But to what end?

...Okay, I have to ask. Who the heck is DS's character? I assume he's from some anime or other, but I swear to Scotland he reminds me of Bruce Wayne as of "The Batman". And that old guy behind him is obviously hiding behind the speech bubble because he doesn't want anyone to know that he's Alfred. Seriously. This is bothering me. He's NOT Bruce Wayne, I know that, but if you don't tell me who he actually is then... uh... something... bad... will happen. Like I'll be upset if The Penguin doesn't make an appearance. Or I'll have to axe-murder you. Or maybe my brain will implode under the weight of my great confusion. I dunno.

Lastly, I move that you should have a character represented by someone from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. If you don't already and I just haven't noticed, I mean; I don't know everyone by heart yet. But I watched two episodes at my college's introductory anime nerd meeting (Magical Battling Waitress from the Future!) and now I'm convinced that it's three kinds of pwnful. Hey, if I'm in here, can I be Haruhi? I mean it. I mean, we look nothing alike (the fact that I'm black comes to mind), but other than that she's totally me. (Okay, I wouldn't randomly grab some upperclassman's (upperclasswoman's?) rack, but other than that I'm just as delightfully crazy.) Really. Or Yuri, who is also totally me. (Hooray, contradiction!) Please?

Before I go, I feel I must make an observation (and then I'll seriously shut up and go away): I've been abusing parentheses quite often lately. (I've seriously been abusing the word "seriously", too. Oh, and I've also been abusing "I mean", if you know what I mean.) Someone should stop me.