What would God swear on? The Bible? And would He say, "So help Myself"?
Hmm... there'd be a big rush as a representative for all God-oriented religions pushed to have God swear on their book. Proof of favor and all that shit...
Haha, it'd be funny if they took it to court, did the swearing in, and some random big, booming voice said, "I DO."
Pretty wild stuff, there...
"...and he wants the courts to order God "to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats."" Oh, great, God's a terrorist. I guess we're going to have to go invade Heaven now and overthrow him... XP Maybe he'll hide in a cave somewhere...