GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.8 (M.A. Zak)

[AdventureSerum]

Unfortunately, they were in Esperanto.

Fortunately, that made the movie more watchable.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, people still fell asleep watching the movie

Fortunately, the movie came with unlimited coffee

[Crystalmaster Mike]

Unfortunately, the coffee tasted like eggplant soup.

Fortunately, the completely horrible taste of it kept everyone awake for the next 96 hours.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, 96 hours of Pekko aikamiespoika made people mad and kill each other.

Fortunately, they attacked the TV station, too.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the tv station had an energy shield to keep the people out

Fortunately, the shield only had enough power to last 15 minutes

[Crystalmaster Mike]

Unfortunately, the people fell asleep after only 2 minutes for being awake for over 96 hours.

Fortunately, a plugged-in Wii caused a short-circuit, causing a fire.

[firepokemon]

Fortunately, there were sprinklers.

Unfortunately, someone (oh I don't know) maybe the stupid pervy builder who watches kiddy porn forgot to properly install it thus no water came out. That suits you right, you nazi family with three beautiful girls who employed some cheap ass builder.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, many people considered that a good thing

Fortunately, those people were arrested

[Crystalmaster Mike]

Unfortunately, some innocent people were arrested.

Fortunately, some mob gangsters were arrested, as well.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, arresting the gangsters made the economics go down.

Fortunately, some people found more gold.

[Crystalmaster Mike]

Unfortunately, this was fool's gold.

Fortunately, half the world is a fool.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the other half isn't

Fortunately, they liked being smarter than the half that are fools

[Crystalmaster Mike]

Unfortunately, the half that are fools attacked the other half and ate their flesh.

Fortunately, they all died from food poisoning.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I was the only surviving human.

Fortunately, I could now take over the whole TPM!

[Fett One]

Unfortunately,as the only human there was no one for you to rule over at TPM

Fortunately, you created robots that you can rule over

[Crystalmaster Mike]

Unfortunately, the robots took over and enslaved Mikachu Yukitatsu.

Fortunately, some random hamsters came to the rescue.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they went mad after that because they then noticed that am not a Hamtaro fan.

Fortunately, hamsters don't stand a chance against my level 80 Magikarp.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the hamsters had a level 80 electabuzz

Fortunately, your magikarp managed to evolve

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, Pikachu used thunderbolt.

Fortunately the game crashed and it went back to normal.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it was normal except that I turned into a Missingno.

Fortunately, I was then able to get some other trainers Pokémon over the level 100.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they didn't like having their pokemon over level 100

Fortunately, they had no say in the matter

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, all the L100 Pokemon were disobedient.

Fortunately, there was a Pokeball for each disobedient Pokemon to be recalled to.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the Pokemon destroyed the Pokeball.

Fortunately, Master Balls are for sale on that day.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the store only had 1 master ball

Fortunately, only 1 person wanted it

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it was a second-hand Master Ball found by someone from the woods.

Fortunately, this didn't make sense after all because I still was the only human.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Since your the only human left you get really lonely

Fortunately, You have the whole worlds excitement at your disposal

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he has no way of exploring the world

Fortunately, he still has pictures of the world to look at

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, all the pictures were from Finland so they were nothing new.

Fortunately, I found a door to a parallel dimension full of other people and went there.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, all of them were clones fo you

Fortunately, you have so much in common with them

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, common-ness (I know it's not a real word ) is a boring thing.

Fortunately, you guys decided to create variation among yourselves.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, this resulted only in a difference between hair colours.

Fortunately, I like red hair.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, red hair became illegal

Fortunately, you were able to dye it another color

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, it was a horrible pink.

Fortunately, you found a black colour dye.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, that's boring becuase I already had black hair.

Fortunately, I got some radiation when I went to a nuclear power plant and became bald.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you also developed cancer

Fortunately, the cancer was treatable with more radiation

[Toxicity]

Unfortunately, the treatment severely weakens the patient's immune system.

Fortunately, there were less risky alternatives.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I don't know about them becuase I haven't read medical science too much.

Fortunately, I met a girlfriend who had.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, she was mute

Fortunately, she knew how to write and perform sign language

[Trekkie]

unfortunately, she lost her hands in a freak woodshop accident
fortunately, the blood was easily cleaned up

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the washing machine was broken.

Fortunately, at least http://www.tracetech.net/ was not down anymore so I could keep replying, being able to look for words.