Granted, it takes place in Real Life and Luke Skywalker kills you.
I wish for a good Finnish translation of Naruto manga.
Granted but you only get bragging rights for teh first 2 days. After that you get treated like scum
I wish Family Guy would do an Empire Strikes Back episode
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, it takes place in Real Life and Luke Skywalker kills you.
I wish for a good Finnish translation of Naruto manga.
Granted. You become the chief translator for the manga but then there was nobody else in the fansubbing group to assist you. Hence, you have to do all the stuffs and the quality of the manga comes out to be worse than expected.
I wish the OA forum could be a little more active.
Granted but it's all spam
I wish to become a jedi
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but according to my last grant, you kill yourself because I said Luke kills you.
I wish Dark-san and Fett One took part in Whack-a-TPMer.
Granted. But Dark-san realises that examinations are more important than thinking on how to play an online forum game, hence he puts it aside for another week after the examinations ended before deciding on whether to play. Fett One on the other hand decides that he had better things to do like doing artifact excavations in Egypt.
I wish Mikachu would whack himself in his own Whack-a-TPMer game.
Granted. Mikachu Yukitatsu, gets kicked off of TPM forever for committing suicide in a game
I wish the battery life in the Nintendo DS would last twice as long
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but then you start liking PSP more.
I wish Singapore switched places with Sweden so Dark-San could visit me at ease.
Granted. But unfortunately the only person, who can do this, is only God (or whatever you believe in). The problem is that he is too busy listening to the other 3.9999999 billions of prayers that he forgotten to grant your wish.
I wish Singapore does get to the size of Sweden. In this way, we do not have to worry about the space constraint.
Great but all of the neighboring countries nuke Singapore for expanding pass its borders
I wish TPM had a bigger variety of emoticons
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but they take over the forums with their emoticoness
I wish I had more time
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/\ Granted, the next person who posts will post the word time 50 times.
I wish I always had a good sense of humour.
Knight of Time
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Granted. You are humourous but then again, you live in a world filled with bores like me. Despite how many jokes or pranks you pulled on us, we never express our emotions. Soon, you got bored of yourself and join in the ranks of us, bores.
I wish I could time travel into the past and change my past, if I could.
Granted, but you end up in another dimension that you cannot get out.
I wish for more friends.
Granted. And it turns out that your friends are the 'with friends like this, who need enemies' kind of friends.
I wish I didn't have to go to college for the second semester.
Please take it easy~
Granted. You dropped out of the college and go on to become my servant.
"Now dt, clean the bathtub!"
"After you are done with that chore, remember to wipe the windows!"
"Come here now dt, where is the detergent?"
"And also have you finished up on the bathtub cleaning?"
I wish darktyranitar did not made that earlier wish.
Granted, instead he wished for you to be his servant
I wish slavery never existed
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but then there would have been no pyramids in Egypt, and you would have re-wrote Bible history.
I wish that people would read a Bible as often as they could.
Knight of Time
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Granted, but then some devout people start trying to get everyone who doesn't to read the bible to read it in a really annoying way like sending them junk mail and toilet papering houses.
I wish I had a big, jelly, apple crumble. chocolate coated, harmless Mikachu. mmmmmm Mikachu.
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Granted. Turns out this is one of those food that you have to eat it before it eats you. And it's armed with a mallet too. Bon appetite!
I wish I have a jelly to eat right now.
Please take it easy~
*Hints*
Ever watched Ghostbuster?
Granted. The 'jelly' that you are eating turns out to be a filthy green slim. You remembered that little green slim monster from Ghostbuster?
Yes, you are feasting on that poor fellow now!
I wish they had a repeat of the Ghostbuster movie series.
Granted. All the ghosts from the movies suddenly appear in the real world, MINUS the Ghostbusters, so nobody stands a chance of eliminating them.
I wish people would watch Fairly Odd Parents today.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted but it causes everyone to have a seizure
I wish for a free sample of pizza
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Hehehee Crazy Elf Boy and eating me!
Granted, but it contains for some reason my meat and it does not taste good. What's more, I had to be killed before they can make it for you.
I wish I could make a Wikipedia entry for Mielikkitalo so everyone, including you guys, would know what it is.
Granted, but there's most likely nobody outside of Finland that would look up the article without knowing the name.
I wish I could get out of Tallahassee for good.
...I'm not dead yet!
Granted, but every other place you go into miraculasy turns into another Tallahassee so your trapped forever.
I wish I had a time machine
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Granted. But then, HG Wells thinks that someone else is more worthy of this machine than you are. Hence he willed the time machine to me instead.
I wish I know what to do with the time machine from CEB.
Granted. You use the time machine, but because of a malfunction, it causes you to cease to exist.
I wish I had a bite of the world's biggest hamburger.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted but you get food posioning from that one bite
I wish to become a vampire but have none of the weaknesses
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. But when you went for your biannually dental checkup, the dentist was so upset that your two distinctive vampire teeth is blocking his view, when he tries to inspect your molars. Without a thought, he took out his pliers and yank out the two teeth.
I wish the next person to post has something to say about me.
Granted. I post this autobiography of mine we were talking about in Questions Only in the Miscellaneous Stuff. Now what does that have to do with you? Well I just change the name there from 'Mikachu Yukitatsu' to 'Dark-San'. Now everyone thinks you are a lunatic, Pokémon-crazy, bad-tasted, bad English speaking Finn with wicked relationships with Crazy Elf Boy and mr_pikachu.
I wish those attributes of mine were considered good things.
Granted, You are now very loved by the entire internet community especially Mr Pikachu
I wish I could get a decent nights sleep
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Granted. Its 1am, I put you in a comfortable bed and sing a lullaby before I called it a night. You feel satisfied and fail to realized that I put up an alarm clock set to 2am. Have a decent sleep for only an hour! ^.^
I wish my alarm clock would not spoiled that easily.
Granted, a power failure causes your alarm to shut off
I wish to have a DVD recorder so that I can record tv shows
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. On your first use of your new DVD recorder, when you try to record your favourite show, the thing short circuits.
I wish my next wish was un-twistable.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted. It would then be boring and have no utter use to you. Because it is boring, no one here bothers to twist it and give it to you.
I wish the airtime here would screen more American sitcoms. I am already bored with the local shows.
Granted, but who will see the Finnish ones, then?!?
Ai vis vii kut vrait inklish tis vei
(a more 'Finnish' way to write: I wish we could write English this way)
Granted but no one can understand it which throws the world into choas, which it can never hope to recover from
I wish people would stop lying
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but without lie detectors, lies would be impossible to detect.
I wish I was a courtroom judge.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but since you always give biased unfair decisions you get lynched by a mob of angry people.
I wish.............
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