GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.8 (M.A. Zak)

[Trekkie]

unfortunately, nobody does that except you
fortunately, you become bilingual

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he learned 2 languages that no one speaks

Fortunately, an alien race speaks both of those languages

[Trekkie]

Unfortunately that alien race went to war with us
Fortunately he served as the lead interplanetary diplomat

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I made a mistake in translation that resulted in some nuclear missiles sent towards our planet.

Fortunately, they hit only the moon.

[Trekkie]

Unfortunately, the ocean tide cyle went into chaos
Fortunately, we have no more tsunamis

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, all of the land is now under water

Fortunately, we had a machine that will allow us to breath under water

[Trekkie]

unfortunately it broke
fortunately the lost peoples of Atlantis fixed it for us

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Trekkie, there's this rule here:

=8= After you've made a post on a game, you have to wait until at least 2 more people have posted after you before posting again on that topic.

Fortunately, that does not change a thing in this story and the people of Atlantis still fixed the machine.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it was only a temporary fix

Fortunately, a mechanic was on his way to fix it

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he was completely unqualified.

Fortunately, he was very lucky.

[Trekkie]

unfortunately, the mechanic mysteriously died in the middle of fixing it, I pay little attention to forum rules because most of them are generic, and I have been trying to rack up posts

fortunately, he was cloned with the Atlantians' technology just before, I just reread the forum rules (TOO MANY!), and I have waited much for the other forum junkies to post before I have

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they made him a baby so everyone would have to wait for years for him to grow up before he can fix it

Fortunately, someone found the machine's manual

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, that someone couldn't read.

Fortunately, the manual had nice pictures.

[mr_pikachu]

Trekkie: Yeah, PCG does have a lot of rules, which is why we sometimes have a problem with new members not reading them. But at least you've done so now. Thanks. ^_^


Unfortunately, the pictures were completely unrelated to the repair process.

Fortunately, they were in color.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they were still unrelated to the repair process

Fortunately, people very quickly evolved to be able to breath under water

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, some people got stuck in fishing nets placed earlier.

Fortunately, there was nobody to pick them up and eat them.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately despite all the warnings from the relevant authorities, some bunch of idiots decides to move in and make a feast out of those evolved humans.

Fortunately, they did not suffered from indigestion.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they contracted a rare disease from eating them

Fortunately, the disease was non-leathal

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they now can only speak in Spanish.

Fortunately, Spanish is quite cool.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Dark-san hates people to talk in languages that he does not understand at all and ends up killing the whole bunch of these evolved Spanish talking creatures.

Fortunately, I was able to get away with it by disguising all the corpses and get away with the perfect crime, which would never be uncovered.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Batman attempted to solve the crime since he is the worlds greatest detective

Fortunately, he doesn't have access to any of his gadgets

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, someone gave him some brand new set of gadgets.

Fortunately, none of them worked properly.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Sherlock Homes decides to butt into Batman's case since Batman in incapable of investigating this case. This interferences cause a bit of a rift between the two.

Fortunately, the two parties decides to settle it peacefully.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Their sense of peacefully was a battle between 2 bulldozers competing to mercilessly crush the other.

Fortunately, Someone showed them a less violent way

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it involved guns

Fortunately, the guns weren't loaded

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, there are kitchen knives around and hence both parties decides to settle the dispute with a little bout with the knives. After around five minutes of sparring, Sherlock Homes came out the winner. Disgustingly instead of sticking to his words of not killing Batman, he went on to severed Batman's limbs, when he was still alive.

Seeing Batman in such pain from the illegal surgery and the sight of blood makes him grew more with insanity. Slowly and carefully, the former justice detective changed into a cold- blooded superhero killer.

And before we knew it, Sherlock had already peeled off Batman's suit and skin and gorging out his small intestines. He cuts a hole from the stomach and start reeling out the intestines, with the assistance of an external pulley, hanging them out in midair while the victim still alive, watching his guts get pulled out.

Batman freaked out and fainted.

Fortunately because of this, he do not have to witness his gruesome ending.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he was brought back to life while still dismembered by the devil

Fortunatey, God killed him again to put him out of his misery

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, Batman became immortal as God before he could die again.

Fortunately, his immortality was unstable.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, CEB found a permanent solution for Batman's immortality and gave the chemical to Batman before he would be dismembered by the devilish Sherlock again.

Well it was suppose to be a good thing. But like they say all good things comes to an end. A spider was found on the flask that was pass to him, Batman saw it and freak out. Hence, dropping the flash onto the floor and spills its contents all over.

Fortunately, CEB was able to produce another set of the solution.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I was the one to reply before Crazy Elf Boy and I prevented him.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy had his revenge!

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, I came before he did.

Fortunately, it turned out he had payed me a lot of money to take care of Mikachu.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Mikachu survived that hit and run attempt of yours.

Fortunately you decided to do it again. On that night, you took a drive in your mini van. You took a left swerve towards the main road, spots Mikachu trying to cross the road.

Wickedly the moment Mikachu's feet steps onto the tarred surface, his fate was sealed. You stepped on the acceleration pedal and run Mikachu cruelly with your mini van. That impact of the knock send him flying over a great deal of twenty metres.

That is not the end. Knowing that Mikachu would probably survived that crash, you hit on the pedal a second time to go over the poor victim thrice. The first crushed his limbs, the second bursted his lungs and squashed the heart, the final blow sees you flattening the face along with the sheer weight from the mini van.

The victim is breathless and you had your day. You smiled with a sense of victory over Mikachu as satisfied as a cat, which had just eaten a mouse. A prey it had caught with its own effort and intelligence.

The case was classified as unsolved since Faiz did a great deal of effort of concealing his murder.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, A crack team of forensic scientists discovered some important evidence against Faiz.

Fortunately, it was to solve the mystery of who ate the cookie from the cookie jar. Which was Faiz.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, it was Blademaster's cookie jar, which meant that he was out to blast me off the face of the planet with his army.

Fortunately, I brought him more cookie as a compensation.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Blademaster wasn't a least bit interested in his cookies at all. Instead of the cookies, he is eyeing on eating Faiz's flesh. Blademaster had turns into Hannibal.

Fortunately, Faiz managed to escape from being eaten by the man- eating Blademaster.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, Faiz was no match for the all-powerful man-eating Knight of Time.

Fortunately, it was a different Knight of Time, not me.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the other Kingt of Time killed you and took your place

Fortunately, you came back as a ghost and haunted him

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the new Knight of Time couldn't stand ghosts.

Fortunately, that was the whole idea and point.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, The new Knight of Time called the Ghostbusters

Fortunately, they were busy

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the Ghostbusters decide to entertain the case as they are in need of cash. So taking up a new job would mean that they could get cash.

Fortunately, the New Knight of Time is short of it. Hence the Ghostbusters did not carry out the job.